2 – Science Fiction

'So you're telling me there are little green men living on Mars?'

'Oh, for goodness sake, Ron, that's not what I'm saying at all!' Hermione sighed, glancing over at Harry who bent his head over his work to avoid conflict.

'But you said that a second ago!'

'No, I was merely telling you something that some Muggles believe in.'

Ron furrowed his brow.

'Okay, I'm confused, can you explain it to me one more time?'

Hermione left herself a mental note that unless she wanted another migraine, she was to never explain any aspect of science fiction to Ron again.