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Dan POV

Dan grumbled as he paced back and forth across his living room floor. The Adventures of Population Control Johnny blared from his run down TV, but he wasn't paying any attention. He whipped out his enemies list, glaring at "Aunt Maggie's Antiques Emporium" scrawled on the first page, underlined and circled. Since that day at the store, Chris has refused to answer his phone or his door. And even worse, he wouldn't take Dan anywhere, or help him with any plans of vengeance. That stupid little trinkets shop has cost him three weeks, and counting, of days he could be exacting revenge on his everyday problems. So far, he had to push back revenge on sideburns, Picasso and Smokey the Bear (it's best not to ask.) He growled and turned to the far wall. A picture of Aunt Maggie from some knitting magazine Dan had stolen hung on his wall, covered in darts. Dan knew she'll get hers, and she'll pay with her antiques store. If only he could get a ride…

Dan growled again, ripping the photo off the wall. He balled it up and chucked it through his broken window. This plan was going to be harder than he thought.

Chris POV

Pet Butlers on TV, a large bowl of popcorn, and no Dan. Also, did he mention no Dan? Yep, this is the life.

"Hi honey!" Elise called, as she entered the house. "How are you?"

Chris smiled. "I'm great!" he laughed. "And you?" Geez, he could hardly keep his giddiness contained. Elise looked at him, amused.

"I don't know," she answered. "Do you know where Dan is?"

"Nope." Chris said promptly. "Haven't seen him in three days. I think he finally understands that I'm not going to help him anymore!" He grinned.

Elise smiled with him too, but a troubled look grew on her face. "Chris," she asked. "do you think Dan was serious, when he said it wasn't him that knocked over the display?"

Now that Chris thought about it, it seemed Dan really wasn't kidding. But then, who would have done it? Oh, well. It didn't matter to Chris anymore. Dan was out of his hair, and he was content.

"Don't worry, Elise." Chris said. "That Aunt Maggie said it was Dan, so it was Dan. Now come here, there's this adorable little frog butler!"

Dan POV

Map? Check. Flashlight? Check. Rope, sledgehammer, black outfit? Check, check, and check. Ride? Nope. His car had broken down, and he couldn't afford to take it in to be fixed. Dan packed a large backpack with his supplies and shouldered it. Whoa! He teetered to the side. It was a bit heaver than he'd thought. Alright, Dan.He thought to himself Let's go get a ride. He figured he'd hitch a ride to the antiques store, it was only so far away, after all. Dan walked outside into the warm California air. IT bothered him severely The sun hit directly in his eyes, and he ran into a billboard post. Even worse. He glanced up at the large sign as he took out his enemies list. He stopped short The billboard was a sick pink colour, and the text was a dumb girly cursive font. Dan made out the words slowly, and dropped to his knees. The sign read, "Aunt Maggie's Antiques Emporium. Now moving to Nashville, Tennessee. Come visit us!" Dan's mouth fell open and he dropped his list into a puddle.

"AUNT MAGGIE'S ANTIQUES EMPORIUM'S NEW LOCATION IN TENNESEEEEE!"

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