[At Tori's house, Cat, Tori, Robbie and André.]

"Oh here look!" Tori pointed to the laptop screen. "Helena Jones! She enjoys golf, eating hot dogs, and clipping her toenails..."

"No..." André shook his head. Tori clicked on another profile.

"Here's Abigail Heubscher, a doctor who – nevermind..." Tori shook her head.

André grabbed the laptop. "Next," He typed. "Oh! Here's a woman named Maria West. She is divorced with one child, a hand model, and 5'7"." He said.

"Ooh, that's cool! Send her a message!"

"What do I say?" André asked.

Robbie was on the couch with Cat looking at a storybook. He looked up and said, "He's a 6 '6" competitive swimmer with no kids and wavy brown hair."

Tori looked at him. "How did you come up with that?"

"That's what my Dad uses on his profile." Robbie answered.

"Keep reading!" Cat shook his shoulder.

"Okay," Robbie started reading again. "The cow said, 'Moooove, Duck, moooove!"

"Moooo!" Cat giggled.

"Moooo!" Robbie and Cat said together, then leaned in and kissed.

"So, put that swimmer thing in, I guess," Tori sighed. "But wait a minute, he's not all that stuff! She'll be pretty disappointed when she shows up!"

"That's what we're here for!" Robbie said.

They heard a knock, and Sikowitz walked in.

"Hey, 'Gang'!" Sikowitz laughed. "Am I date-ready?" He was in an old brown tux covered in dust with a hole on the sleeve.

"No," André shook his head.

"Let us deal with that," Tori sat him down in the kitchen.

"TORI! TORI!" Trina ran down the stairs.

"What?"

"Quick, you guys, describe me in one word! I'm filling out a quiz!" She flipped her hair and posed.

"Um, crazy?" Tori said.

"Loud!" Robbie spat.

"Irritating," André said.

"Extremely annoying," Sikowitz added.

"... Define 'annoying'," Trina said.

"Just go back upstairs!" Tori said.

"What are you guys even doing?" Trina asked.

"I'm being makeovered for my date tonight!" Sikowitz said.

"Ooh! I'll help!" Trina said.

"You? Help?" Tori asked.

"I'm bored, and I'm great with eyebrows!" Trina wiggled her eyebrows.

"No, I don't want you near my-" Sikowitz began.

"Look, I have to practice so I can do myself! Just let me do it!" Trina said.

"Okay!" Cat smiled.

"Cat!" Tori said.

"Let's get to work!" Trina said.

[Jade and Beck are sitting down at a table at the Red Crawfish.]

"Hi, welcome to the Red Crawfish, can I start you off with some drinks?" The waitress said.

"Sure," Beck said. "I'll have a water and she'll have an iced tea."

"Are you single?" The waitress asked.

"Am I invisible or something?" Jade snapped. "Go get our drinks!"

[Cat and Robbie are putting the finishing touches on Sikowitz.]

"And... Done!" Cat and Robbie stepped away, revealing a new Sikowitz, with his hair slicked down, and his face makeovered.

"Oh my god! Look at him!" Tori said.

"You don't even look like yourself!" André said.

"Yeah, you look decent!" Trina exclaimed.

"Thank you?" Sikowitz said sarcastically. He stood and did a spin. "So? Do I look handsome?"

"I don't know if I should answer that..." André said.

Cat help up a mirror. "Woah! Who is that good-looking man in there?" He asked.

"So, you're going to the Red Crawfish tonight." Tori said.

"Who's my lady?" Sikowitz asked.

"I'm done here!" Trina said as she walked upstairs.

"Your date is a divorced hand model." Cat said.

"Ooh, a hand model!" Sikowitz rubbed his hands together. "Let's go!"

So... What do you think the surprising twist about Sikowitz's hand-model date? PM me, and if you get it right, you get a shout-out in the last chapter!