"…um, looks like it might be England, but I'm not sure," said Maureen as she examined the point on the wall where the dart had hit, and compared it to the location of the United States on the map. "Roger, I thought you said you played darts."
"I do, you just told me not to aim, so I didn't aim," he retorted. "Let me try again." He pulled the dart out of the wall, aimed for the map, and threw.
"The Gulf of Mexico?" asked Joanne sarcastically as she noted the point on the map. "Are you sure you play darts?"
"Hey, I was closer wasn't I?" asked Roger.
"I have an idea," said Mark. "How about we both throw at the same time to ensure that at least one dart hits the map."
"What if they both do?" asked Angel.
"Then we choose which one to follow." Mark and Roger each took a dart and aimed for the map. They released their darts at the same time and watched them soar.
"Were headed to…New York City," said Roger, laughing at his ability to hit the exact spot they were at.
"…and the hospital," added Mark, who was now rushing to Maureen, for he had hit her in the ear, for she was closest to the map and Mark's aim sucked.
"Pookey, look what he did to me!" shrieked a near-hysterical Maureen as she covered her ear with her hand, which was bleeding profusely and dripping onto her shirt. "He did it all because I dumped him and he's still mad at me!"
"This is no time to play the blame game, Maureen. We need to get you to the hospital!" said Collins as he pushed her out the door of the RV and into Joanne's car. Mimi grabbed Mark and buried her face into his shoulder.
"Um, Mimi, what are you doing?" he asked very confused.
"I get sick at the sight of blood," she answered, sounding slightly nauseous.
"Well, don't throw up all over me!" said Mark in a louder tone as he tried to escape her grasp. Roger offered his shoulder, which she readily accepted. Mimi and Roger stayed behind while the others drove to the hospital.
(in the car)
"Mark, I can't believe you hit me with that dart!" shrieked Maureen. "I mean, I dumped you over a year ago!"
"That's not the reason that I hit you! I didn't even want to hit you. You were standing to close to the map, and my aim was a bit off!" retorted Mark.
"A bit off?" asked Maureen sarcastically. "And yes, you did want to hit me!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Yes!"
"No!!"
"YES!"
"ENOUGH!!" shouted Joanne. "You two are acting like kindergarteners! It doesn't matter whether it was on purpose or not, we just need to get there soon." After a few tense moments, they pulled into the hospital parking lot. Mark, being Mark, started to film what was going on.
"April 8th, 8pm, Maureen is headed to the hospital after being hit by a dart in her ear," narrated Mark. He continued filming as they entered the waiting area.
"Lady, we need a doctor, pronto!" shouted Angel at the receptionist when they arrived.
"I'm sorry, the doctor is busy right now," answered the receptionist in a polite but agitated tone. "Please sign in, and he will be with you shortly."
"Um, sorry, but we need to see the doctor now," answered Angel. "As you can see, she is in need of medical care now." She pointed at Maureen, who adopted a look of panic in hopes that the situation would seem direr so that they would see a doctor faster.
"I'm sorry, but you will have to wait with everyone else."
"SHE NEEDS MEDICAL CARE NOW!!" shouted Angel.
"I'm sorry, but you will have to wait. The doctor will see you shortly."
"Ah, screw you, were going to see the doctor. NOW," responded Angel. "Come on you guys." With that, she burst through the door leading to the exam rooms and stormed down the hall to find the doctor.
"Um, miss, you need to go back to -" started a nurse. But she was cut off when Angel stormed past and headed to the door that was supposed to lead to the doctor's offices. She barged in to find a doctor taking a break, eating a sandwich.
"We have a patient who needs medical care!" she announced as the rest of the troupe came in. The doctor quickly took them to the first open exam room and took care of Maureen's ear. They than returned to the car.
"Angel, that was some great thinking back there," said Maureen. "We might still be back in that waiting room if it weren't for you."
"Thanks. Just doing my job, looking out for my friends."
"That's my Angel," said Collins with a grin on his face as he climbed into the driver's seat.
"Hey," said Joanne. "It's my car, so I get to drive."
"But I'm here already."
"Too bad. Scoot."
"Make me."
"Look who's acting like a kindergartener now," said Mark, a grin developing on his face.
"Shut up."
By the time the gang made it back to the RV, it was too late to go anywhere, so they decided to leave the next day.
"I guess we'll figure out where we're going tomorrow…"
Do you have any ideas as to where they should go? If so mention where and what should happen while they're there in your review. (hint, hint)