Turnabout Harem
Huh…seems people actually like this. Oh well. Time for more craziness and stuffs, desu~
So…chapter 2, I guess.
Chapter 2: (insert something witty)
Apollo had to blink a couple of times to process what had just been said. Not only was it random, but it was something that people would be warned about in the future.
"Like I told you, Mr. Justice…" Pearl started, a blush creeping on her cheeks as she cupped her face in embarrassment. "…you and I are special someones, and it is our destiny to get married. That is why I came here to meet you. And now that I have," she hugged him tightly, her face snuggled in his chest. "Now we can be together forever!"
Apollo felt himself getting annoyed by this girl's advances, and for the right reasons, too. First of all, he had NO idea she even existed until right now. Secondly, he was WAY too old for her, about 6-7 years, he figured. Third, even if he did know her, he would've known about the arranged marriage long ago…unless Thalassa left that part out. Either way, he already had enough of young girls trying to have their way with him for the day (because to him, Trucy equaled about 10 of those girls).
"Erm…listen, Ms…Fey?" He began. She looked up at him and nodded.
"Yes…but you can call me Pearly. Or Pearls. Or…darling…" she breathed out in a daze. Apollo felt his eye twitch.
"Erm….ok. Pearl?" She let out a small squeal, He sighed. "Anyway, Pearl, I'm afraid that you're mistaken." He tried to pry her off, but she didn't budge. "We're not 'special someones' as you said. I don't know you, you're too young for me, and as far as I know, we're not arranged to be married." He felt her grip loosening, so he decided to back up and continue his explanation. "Now…unless Mr. Wright knew about this and didn't tell me, or my mother, then I can't say that I'm arranged to marry you." He looked at her, her head looking down with her eyes covered by her bangs. Apollo felt himself feeling like a jerk right there. Even if he didn't know anything about her, seeing her crestfallen look made him feel like an ass right then and there. He sighed and made a move to apologize, but…
"You heard him, you hussy!" Trucy interrupted. "Who do you think you are, coming in here and trying to take Polly away from me? You claim that you two are special someones, yet you haven't even met him! I bet that you're one of those random fangirls that stalk famous people, aren't you?"
Apollo tried to calm his sister down, but felt an ominous aura coming from a close proximity. He feared that it was coming from a certain someone…someone with the intent to hurt. He feared that if Trucy didn't stop, something really bad was gonna happen…
"Um, Truce? M-Maybe you should calm down…I…I don't think you should provoke her…"
Trucy instead gave his mouth the lip-lock treatment, tongue included. She released him, leaving a trail of saliva linking them, and smirked at Pearl, seething with rage over the action. Apollo fell back after the kiss, looking quite shocked at what just happened.
"Now you see that, MS. FEY?" Trucy spat the word as if it were laced with venom. "You can't have him because his heart, body..." she winked at Apollo, who was still frozen. "…and soul belong to me, Trucy Wright! And let me tell you something, you little whore!" She walked towards Apollo and reached for his crotch and squeezed, waking the poor guy up. "THIS is MINE, and MINE ALONE!" She then grabbed his chest. "and THIS!" Next she grabbed his lips. "These are MINE as well! Also his fine, sweet developed ass!" She licked and smacked her lips in delight. "And lastly…THESE TWO BABIES ARE MINE!"
The next thing she grabbed made Apollo howl in agony.
Trucy smiled as Apollo grabbed his pride and rolled on the floor in pain. Meanwhile, Pearl was nearly on the verge of killing the magician. How she managed to hold her anger in this long was beyond anyone's understanding. By now, if she was younger, a smack would've been done with right now, but years of training has told her to keep her cool under various amounts of anger.
But the one thing that she didn't account for was the fact that Trucy wasn't done yet.
"Oh…and one more thing…Ms. Fey…" She said, and moved her hands over her stomach, smiling brightly and gazing lovingly at Apollo, the poor lawyer holding his jewels.
"Apollo…I'm pregnant…and the baby's yours. You're going to be a father!"
Apollo's mind went blank. "Wait….you're….WHAT? PREGNANT?"
Trucy nodded and rubbed her still flat stomach.
"How…the hell is that possible?" Apollo screamed. He saw Pearl on breaking edge, and this sudden announcement was a huge shock, but damn near impossible. "You're still a virgin, last time I recall!"
"And how would you know that, Polly?" Trucy questioned with a smirk.
"You told me today that you wanted me to take your virginity, which I DECLINED!"
"But how do you know that I wasn't just lying just to get you to sleep with me? For all you know, you could've taken my virginity when I was asleep!"
"THAT'S A DAMN LIE! You'd be pretty much awake for THAT to happen, and even then, I wouldn't want it! YOU'RE MY SISTER, FOR GOD SAKE!"
Trucy then pulled out a small recorder. "Oh really, Polly? Are you SURE that you didn't want to take it?" She asked. Apollo looked at the small recorder in her hand, wondering what the young magician had up her sleeve, no pun intended. He had to guess that whatever was on there, it wasn't to his advantage, but he had to go on with his statement.
"Yes, I'm 100% sure, Trucy. Unless you have proof that I, in fact, did want to sleep with you and had gotten you 'pregnant', you better stop this façade right now!" He challenged. Smirking to himself, he knew that she wouldn't have any proof that he did sleep with her, and a recording could only record so much sound. The fact that she could edit the sound to anything she wanted proved the fact very well.
He had her beat, down to a T.
.
.
.
Or so he thought, when Trucy revealed that the recorder was, in fact, a camera.
"Wha-! What the hell is that?" He exclaimed. Trucy's sly look gave away her glimmering gloat.
"Why, this is a camera. A recording camera. For recording videos, Polly. This just so happen to be in my room for…security reasons, per se." Trucy explained. "This very camera just so happened to record the very moment that you, Apollo Justice, came into my room and had your way with me! Not that I'm complaining, of course…" She placed her thumb on the play button. "Still want your proof that you didn't take advantage of your little sister?"
Apollo was scared of what was on the camera, and knowing Trucy, whatever was on that camera would scar him for life. He had no choice that would benefit him. If she played it, he lost, and if he rejected it, she had won. He was done for…
"Play it"
Both siblings turned to the voice that said that, which was Pearl, not long forgotten, but her aura was very dark, and filled with vengeance.
"But...Ms. Fey…" Apollo tried to say, but her glare shut him up.
"Trucy, was it?" Trucy nodded. "Play the video. I want to see if my Apollo did, in fact, sleep with you out of his own will, and nothing more." Pearl stated. "If he did, then I shall leave. But if he did not…" she cracked her knuckles. "You get my drift?"
Trucy grinned. "Yep, now I wish for you to prepare yourself to evict yourself from this home after this video ends. Now…" she pressed the play button. "Time to watch the evident truth…"
And so, all 3 watched the video.
On the video
Apollo was laying on Trucy's bed, moaning. "Trucy…hurry up…I can't take it anymore…"
Trucy entered the room, dressed in only her underwear while crawling on top of Apollo, ripping his shirt off. "Don't worry, Polly…I'll be gentle with you…" She kissed his neck. "And you be gentle with me, ok? It's my first time…"
Apollo held her close and flipped her on her back and got on top of her. "Heh…that drink you gave me is kicking in…strong stuff…" he kissed her, who returned the kiss. "What was that drink again?"
Trucy shrugged as she moaned. "Dunno….daddy had it for a while…so I'm not sure."
Apollo shrugged and grinned at Trucy. "Eh, whatever. So…ready?"
Once Trucy nodded, the events of that video began and ended.
Video Ended
And after the video…many things broke inside the Wright Agency that moment.
Apollo's mind,
Pearl's restraint,
Also Pearl's hand broke,
When she punched Trucy in her face, breaking her nose in the process.
"YOU BITCH! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M GOING TO (OMG)ING MURDER YOU!" Pearl screamed as she mounted Trucy and wailed on her. Punch after punch, she continuously assaulted the girl until Trucy turned her over and started assaulting Pearl.
"YOU WHORE! I'M GOING TO HURT YOU!" Trucy screamed as she wailed back on Pearl.
The two continued fighting, wrecking everything in their path. Meanwhile, Apollo was laying on the floor, looking up at the ceiling, his face in a blank expression. Only one thought circled his mind.
I'm so friggin' screwed…fukou da…
This is taking too long…5 minutes my ass; I've been sitting here for 30!
Phoenix Wright sighed as he sat in the chair, waiting for his client to hurry up and finish with her questioning. The guard had told him that they would finish in about 5 minutes, so he could sit and wait for her.
That was about 30 minutes ago.
Now he was getting a bit tired of waiting, and he had to gather up his things for the case tomorrow. He sighed once again and leaned back on the chair.
If I had known that she would be in here this long, I would've just taken my sweet time. But it was a good thing I called that taxi when I did. Those things take about 30 minutes to get to my house. Phoenix thought to himself. Not to mention that the traffic today was just horrendous! I thought that every red light in the city was out to stop us! But good thing the driver was quick and fluent. Though it did surprise me that she was a woman. Rare thing for a woman to be a taxi driver, but I'm not complaining. He smiled to himself. It was awfully nice that she gave me her number and name in case I needed her again. Mindy Taylor, was her name I believe…
…though her birthdate and sign were unnecessary…and her address…
…and I swear that she gave me three extra numbers, saying that it deals with her BWH…
While Phoenix was pondering to himself, he didn't notice his client, who just came back from her questioning. She was wearing a long kimono robe, purple in color with lighter shades with each layer. Her hair was long, save for that lone small bun on top. (Everyone called it a topknot. She raged) She had her eyes closed and sighed to herself. "This better be a damn good lawyer…god knows there aren't people like…him…" she murmured to herself before opening her eyes to see who would be defending her. What she saw was not an everyday average lawyer…
…but some hot rugged man who was lost in thought, his hand rubbing on his stubble when he pondered.
DEAR GOD, THIS MAN IS SO FRIGGIN' HOT! I mean…nothing compared to…him…at least. BUT OH MY STARS, DOES THIS GUY OOZE MATURITY! I wouldn't mind being defended by THIS sexy beast…
"Um…excuse me…sir?" The woman asked, wondering what he sounded like. As to answer her question, Phoenix looked up and blinked. He smiled and replied. "Yes? What is it, Maya?"
OH DEAR GOD, THAT VOICE IS SOOOOOO DEEP! Though it seems familiar…and he already knows my name…OH WHO CARES, THIS MAN'S GORGEOUS! To think, that I'll be hearing this guy yell "OBJECTION!" in that sexy deep voice? I'm swooning just thinking about it…oh wait, I haven't asked him his name yet!
"Um…w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-who are y-y-y-y-you…a-a-a-a-a-and how d-d-d-do you know m-m-m-y n-n-n-ame?" Maya sputtered out, in fear of fainting from the guy in front of her radiating his god-like good looks. He smiled once more, sending the girl into a swooning frenzy, and answered politely.
"Maya, even if it's been 7 years, I haven't changed THAT much, have I?" Phoenix gave a warm smile. "It's me, Nick! Phoenix Wright, remember?"
OH MY GOD, HIS NAME IS PHO-…wait…Nick? NICK? THIS HUNK OF A GODLY NATURE IS THE SAME NICK FROM 7 YEARS AGO? THE SAME NICK THAT WORKED UNDER MY SISTER? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM? HE GOT….HOTTER!
"OH MY GOD, NICK! YOU GOT HOTTER!" Maya exclaimed without thinking. Phoenix blinked and gave a small chuckle, while Maya, realizing what she said, tried to hide away her embarrassment.
"Hotter? I was thinking that I looked different, but hotter, Maya? Hahaha…" His laugh sent shivers through Maya's whole body. "Never thought that I'd hear that from you in a million years." She sank lower as he smiled. "But seriously, it is good to see you again, Maya. I missed you and Pearls so much, and I'm sorry that I haven't been talking to you for this long…but I didn't want you to get involve. But…heheh…even after all that time, I still managed to get caught up in your troubles." Phoenix sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. "Can you forgive this old man...for old time's sake?"
Maya sat up after hearing Phoenix's confession, and smiled back at him. Sure, she and Pearl were pretty pissed about Nick leaving them (and Pearl threatened to smack him 100 times over and back), but she figured that he had his reasons. She just wished that he had told them about it, instead of keeping it to himself. The most she had heard about him were two things: he had gotten disbarred for presenting forged evidence and that he was cleared of all charges 7 years later due to him collecting evidence all that time. She figured that he would take the bar exam again and become a lawyer again, but not until he had gotten himself together, and once he did, she would go and see him, just to give him a good lecture about abandoning his friends and that would be that.
Too bad that she had to become a suspect in a murder before that came.
Not knowing that Nick had already passed the bar exam, she just requested any lawyer to defend her, and hope for the best.
What she got was a brand new Phoenix Wright, fresh into the courtroom once again, with the looks of a male model to boot. She had liked the new clothes, and the stubble really fitted him. His voice had gotten a lot deeper (and sexier) and he oozed maturity. But the one thing that really stuck out was…
"Yeah…but Nick, what happened to your hair?" Maya questioned.
Phoenix chucked once again (making Maya swoon) and played with his now relaxed hair. "You like it? I figured that I'd use some relaxer to do something different with it, and this is the result. What do you think?"
I think I want to give you some hair action, Nick… "It looks great on you, Nick! I totally didn't recognize you until you told me." Maya answered truthfully. "So…you're my lawyer on this case, huh? This is the 3rd time you're defending me, isn't it?" She giggled playfully.
Phoenix returned her smile with a mock glare. "I may be grateful, but defending you always brings me trouble, and it's more than what it's worth. 3rd time's the charm, and it better be the last." He replied. Even if she was his best friend and former assistant, dealing with the Feys brings him trouble, in so many ways. But he figured that the case wouldn't solve itself, and he had to do it, trouble or not.
"Anyway, Maya, could you tell me about what you know about the case?" Phoenix asked as he got ready to jot everything down. Maya nodded and began to tell him everything that she knew.
(some time later)
"Well, I guess that's all I'm gonna get out of you for now." Phoenix said as he stood up, finally free from sitting down too long. Taking a stretch, he looked at Maya and smiled. "So, according to what you told me, the victim came in an attempt to try and marry Sister Bikini. You happen to be there at the same time to take a vacation from your duties, and later that night, he was shot in the heart and you were arrested on the spot due to the murder weapon being in your hand at the time, correct?" Maya nodded.
And basically, we're screwed out the ass on this one…god dammit…
"Just one question, though…" Phoenix took out his letter of the details about the case. "Um…why does this say that you're 27 and that the date was in 2027?"
Maya smiled sheepishly. "Weeeeeeeellll….I wanted to sound younger…so I…faked my age."
Figures. "And about the year?"
"Gumshoe did it."
Phoenix nearly resisted the urge to facepalm.
"Ok…well, since I'm your lawyer now. I guess I'll go see what I can find at the crime scene…although I really don't want to get back there after last time…" Phoenix shuddered at the memory of the incident at Hazakura Temple, which nearly corrupted a lot of minds, broke a lot of trust bonds and hearts, and nearly got himself and Maya killed…all for a seat of power.
Man, who knew that leadership can bring out the worst in people, huh?
"It's ok, Nick. I know how you feel…" Maya whispered. "…I…I hate it there…but Bikini is so nice to me…I just wish things didn't happen the way they did…" Maya remembered what happened to her. Her mother, Misty Fey, came disguised as Elise Deauxnim and was killed right in front of her very eyes. After 17 years of being gone, her mother finally came back, only to die in front of her…
…and by her sister's ex-lover, no less.
Hazakura Temple left a scar on both Phoenix and Maya's hearts, and it would never go away.
It seems that this case would bring about the old scar, and old memories.
"Maya…" Phoenix sighed. "…if I win this case…I'll buy you a triple burger-"
"TRIPLE BURGER?" Maya exclaimed. It seems that her burger fetish would never end. "NICK, YOU BETTER GO AND WIN THIS CASE, OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!"
Phoenix chuckled and smiled. Maya cheered up pretty quickly, which was a good thing. Now he had to dread the horrors of Hazakura Temple…alone.
"Well, I better get going. Gotta tell Apollo to look after Trucy while I work. I'll be back later, Maya!" Phoenix said as he walked away. As he did, he felt someone staring at him from behind…
…or to be more accurate, staring at his ass.
DAMN NICK, YOU HAVE A NICELY DEVELOPED ASS! Maya thought to herself. I wonder of the front is as nice as the rear….eheheheheheheheheheheheh…. She began to drool, but slurped it up and waved back at Nick before he noticed. "Ok, Nick see ya!" She yelled back, but then realized what he said.
"Wait, Nick! Who's Apollo and who's Trucy?"
Phoenix turned around and answered. "Oh, Apollo is a defense attorney who's working for me, and Trucy is my daughter. Their names are Apollo Justice and Trucy Wright." He explained as he turned back and walked out the door.
Maya nodded and watched as Phoenix walked away.
GOD DAMN YOU NICK! YOU AND THAT GODLY DEVELOPED ASS OF YOURS! I BET THAT YOUR MANLY PARTS ARE GODLY AS WELL. YOU SEXY BEAST, IF YOU WIN THIS CASE, FORGET THE DAMN BURGERS! I'M GONNA RIDE YOU ALL GOD DAMN DAY LONG! AND THEN SOME!
…until she realized what he said.
"Wait…..NICK HAS A KID?"