So I'm watching the anime and every time Kanzaki says Paa-ko the sub writes crazy bitch. Whether is means this or not, I'm using it, mainly for my own amusement.

I do not own Beelzebub.

Many thanks to Kafka Tamura, kichette, and c0rndogz for their reviews. And to Atropos' Knife for pointing out my spelling errors. Hanazaki needs more love!

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Thoughts

Till the wee-hours of the morning, Kanzaki battled with some unknown gamer. Stupid bastard, he destoryed my base! Now where is that asshole hiding?

He scratched his head to promote thinking, a super-fire delinquent trick in tackling hard problems. But as he did, he smelled flowers.

Why the hell does my hand smell like flowers?

...Flowers…

...Hana…

... ... ...

...Hanazawa!

He thought, slowly connecting the pieces. Must have been when we fought… Kinda girly for a Red Tail.

He snorted. Why would I think about Paa-ko? Pfft, whatever, time to destroy Master-Maid#1.

After an excruciatingly long battle, which ended with a loss, making him grumble, the dirty blonde haired delinquent went to bed, but found that he could not sleep. It seemed even super special Kanzaki time could not get rid of these nagging thoughts about Paa-ko…

Quietly he thought about what happened. He had sensed the onset of a fight and upon investigation discovered it to be that four-eyed pres and Toujou. And who in their right minds passes up a good fight?

Slipping behind some wood planks to discretely watch the fight, the blonde discovered another spectator. Looking to his right he was confronted with Paa-ko, the crazy bitch, who was a bit too close for comfort…

So he did was he always did when he was at a loss at what to do-he kicked. Probably not the smartest idea, but since when were delinquents smart? After her initial displeasure and calling him rude for kicking a lady, pfft, she's not a lady, she started telling him her stupid theory on love triangles, which he ignored in favor of asking who she thought would win. But then she invaded his personal space talking about craziness or something, which he didn't understand, so he pushed her head down and away from himself, calling her a crazy bitch.

That pissed her off and a little scuffle erupted. She was stronger than she looked…

The fight was good until those freaks showed up and she stopped him from immediately letting his presence be known by grabbing his arm and putting him into a body bind choke hold, with her leg wrapped around his waist. Her skirt wearing leg…

After that his mind became fuzzy for a few minutes. When he finally snapped out of it, he kicked her in the head for putting him in a headlock after taking advantage of his brain turning off at a very inopportune time. Because there was no way she strong enough to put me, Hajime Kanzaki in a headlock! He thought, clenching his fists.

A little later, he scared off those trench coat guys, who were all talk, causing her to cheer. He liked the praise, it was well deserved, but she called him a hyena! Do I look like a hyena?! Dumb bitch…

Pushing those thought out of his mind, as he decided Paa-ko was just crazy and super weird, he finally fell asleep.

Yuka had strange dreams of Madame Aoi being fought over by Oga and a faceless man. But then midway through the fight, just when it was getting good, Oga transformed into some obscured man and she took Aoi's place…

Jolting awake, she blushed heavily and wondered who her faceless fighter was. "I need to stop watching daytime soap operas…" she muttered, getting up and ready for school.

The next day at school, Yuka was retelling Kanzaki's heroic exploits to Himekawa, who poignantly refused to believe her. Stupid swirly-top.

"Enough with that Hanazawa," the blonde said, entering the classroom. "It's not good to talk about it too much. The truly strong need few words," he said, trying to be cool.

"Whoa so cool! Awesome!" she squealed, in a very girly-manner, cheesy sparkles surrounding her hero. Luckily everyone seemed to ignore the two.

Later on, when the girls gathered at lunch, she thought about what she had done…Cheering for that hyena like a fangirl-baka Yuka! She hit herself over the head.

He probably thinks you're crazy…that's why he calls you crazy bitch. And, she audibly gasped, what if Nee-san or the others notice? Hesitantly she turned her head to them, her eye twitching, but they were busy discussing Madame Aoi and Oga. Thank-you kami-sama! She breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yuka, why did you gasp?" Chiaki asked.

"Oh, well Oga and Madame Aoi are both gone so I was putting them into the place of my favorite soap opera characters who run away on a lovers cruise together only to get stopped by the angry Hilda, the jealous wife," she said seriously. Please buy it…

"OGA BETTER NOT LAY A FINGER ON HER!"

Ryoko pulled Nene down, who had stood up and stomped her foot on a desk, shaking her fist violently. "You and your over-active imagination making Nee-san freak out," she replied, shaking her head.

Yuka relaxed and decided to pay attention to her friend's conversation. Letting her imagination run wild was dangerous.

Kanzaki had been in a good mood all day. Kinda annoyed no one believed Paa-ko but hell Toujou could back them up whenever he showed up.

That thought aside he went to the vending machines for a snack.

Natsume suddenly appeared and waved at his friend. "So Tojo and the Class President lost?" he asked.

"Hm," Kanzaki replied, nodding, skimming the available selection.

"Why were they fighting?"

Clicking on a button, a yogurty started to tumble down. "Beats me. Crazy bitch spewed off some shit about a love triangle because that holy knight chick was there."

"Oh?" he said happily, a tone of suspicion lacing his voice. "And what were you doing there, Kanzaki-sempai?"

If Kanzaki had been a smarter man he would lied. But he wasn't, so he told his underling about the grocery store and running into Hanazawa, thinking nothing of it.

"I see. Well thanks," the other boy said, running off.

Eh, what is he going on about? Drinking his yogurt, he decided he didn't care.

It was nine at night when Yuka made her way home from the shrine. She made her way to the same fork in the road where she and Kanzaki parted last night. So he lives down there… I wonder which house is his? I bet he like has a big house with crazy scary gang members guarding the outside just like in movies! With big barking dogs and a big fence!

Her curiosity getting the better of her, she wandered down the street looking for her classmate's house but before she got far, her mind caught up with her.

Stupid, Yuka. Why do I care where he lives? I have to get home anyway before okasan worries. Turning back, she went home, only to get scolded by her mother for being out too late.

Fluff inspired and going along with the plot from episode 41-42. I still can't believe this is the first story about this pairing.