No, I'm not dead. Sorry if it seemed like that, but now I'm making up for it by having an updating spree! :P :P :P once again, translating this was awesome, and if you want to know what Jeanette was saying, you can either look it up yourself, or ask me

Disclaimer!

(French) JE NE POSSEDE PAS DE PHINEAS ET FERB. N'IMPORTE QUEL CARACTERE QUI NE SEMBLE PAS FAMILIAR EST PROBABLEMENT LE MIEN

(English) I DO NOT OWN PHINEAS AND FERB. ANY CHARACTER THAT DOES NOT SEEM FAMILIAR IS PROBABLY MINE

Perry yawned and stretched when he woke up. His watch was beeping. Perry realized that's what had woken him up, and so he quietly leaped off of Ferb's bed, not wanting to wake the two sleeping boys up.

They found out he was an agent a few weeks ago, and thanks to his friend Lydia, were allowed to remember without Perry having to be relocated.

Perry walked downstairs and lifted the painting above the couch up. He jumped in and fell through the tubes, plopping onto the chair in his lair.

Major Monogram appeared on screen. "Ah, Agent P. Sorry for calling you in this early in the morning, but we need your help. It's actually not Doof."

When Perry stared at him in confusion, the major continued. "We have an AIT from the European division who has come here to complete her training. We need you to be her personal mentor. She will not have any other training here, as there's no room for her in our classes right now. We need you to come to headquarters and pick her up, as that is the place she is staying and training. Carl is working on a list that includes her dorm room number, her talents and abilities, and what you need to train her."

As soon as he finished speaking, a paper was printed up onto the desk in Perry's lair.

"Good luck, Agent P, and we'll see you in a bit."

The screen went black, and Perry picked up the paper and read it. Okay, so she's in room 106, Perry thought. That's funny, I was in 105 when I was an AIT.

Perry continued reading. Abilities: she can read, understand, and write English. "What about speak English?" Perry thought out loud.

His question was answered a few sentences later. "Okay, so I need to teach her how to speak English. That makes things a bit more difficult."

Perry scanned the paper for her biography. "She's French. Now I'm glad I decided to learn some French, that will definitely come in handy."

Perry grabbed his jetpack and flew off to O.W.C.A. Headquarters. It had been two years since he was in France, and so that was enough time to memorize the basics of the language.

He landed in front of the "secret" headquarters, and walked in, heading towards the AITs' side, avoiding his natural instincts telling him to turn left towards the agents' side.

He headed towards the dorm rooms, passing some AITs staring at him, and walked to the 100s.

He paused at room 106 and read the paper again. "She's a platypus, and she's rooming with a cat," he murmured, knocking on the door.

"Entrer," came a pretty, French voice from inside.

Perry opened the door and saw a female platypus reading at the desk. She looked up when he opened the door, and waved. "Bonjour," she said.

Perry was grateful for the few lessons in French he had taken. She can understand English, but I'd better introduce myself in French to be on the safe side, he thought.

"Bonjour, je suis Perry, mais migh vous me connaissent comme Agent P," he said, proud of himself for getting the pronunciation right.

"Ah, bonjour, Perry. Je suis Jeanette, et je ne peux pas attendre pour commencer à apprendre. Je ne sais pas comment parler anglais encore, mais-"

Perry cut her off. "Whoah, that's basically all the French I know."

"Désolé," Jeanette said. Perry remembered that meant "I'm sorry."

"It's fine," he replied. "Are you ready to learn how to speak English?"

"Oui," Jeanette replied enthusiastically.

Perry smiled then scanned her biography again, noticing something he missed before. She's my age, Perry thought.

"Come on, then." Perry gestured out the door and stepped outside, Jeanette quickly following.

As they walked, it dawned on Perry that they'd have to talk before Jeanette mastered English. He halted, and Jeanette paused.

"Comment vas-tu?" she asked.

Perry stared at her in confusion for a moment, then grabbed a notebook out from under his hat and pulled a pencil out from one of his pockets. "Here." He held them out to Jeanette. "I heard you could read and write English, is that correct?"

Jeanette nodded.

"Well then, this way I can understand what you're saying. You just need to write down what you mean on the notepad, and show it to me."

"Oh, je me le procurer," Jeanette said, grabbing the notebook and pencil.

"Okay, now that that's taken care of, come on," Perry said, walking towards the gym.

"Sensationnel," Jeanette breathed, looking around the huge training gym.

Perry smiled. "Now, why don't you show me what you can do."

Jeanette nodded and started performing reasonably complex moves. Perry watched in amazement, then read the paper again. Best AIT in the European division, Perry thought proudly.

He noticed her mess up on one move, but she quickly got back up on her feet and continued. I'll have to help her with that.

When she finished, she walked back to Perry, breathing somewhat heavily. "That was really good," Perry praised. "I'll teach you a few more moves and help you perfect the moves you already know, but let's make learning English a priority."

Jeanette nodded and scribbled something on the notepad. She handed it to Perry, who immediately read it.

I can read and write every word in the English dictionary, and understand any word that I hear in English. I'm not certain how to pronounce the words in English, that's one of the main reasons I can't speak it.

"Thanks for the information," Perry said graciously. "That will definitely be helpful to know."

"Mon plaisir," Jeanette replied.

Perry smiled. "Now, let's put that knowledge to use and head for the classroom."

Sorry if things seem to be going slowly, more romance in upcoming chapters :P :P