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As he wiped away the few remaining tears from his eyes after getting a hard smacking and loud shouting at by his mother, Kyle finally escaped to his room with his schoolbag on his back. He wanted to do his perfect match test and get everything else off his mind.

He was furious at Cartman for making him late and getting him into trouble by his mother but he tried his best to forget about it for the rest of that day. He would deal with the fat boy tomorrow.

He sat at his desk and rummaged through his schoolbag, searching for the perfect match test. He frowned when he couldn't find it. He could have sworn he stuck it in the middle of his maths book when he got it that morning.

He sighed in relief when he finally found it. It was crumpled up at the bottom of his schoolbag, as if it had been just thrown in. he knew he hadn't just thrown it in but he decided to forget about it. He just took it out, flattened it out and placed it on the desk in front of him.

He read the first question out loud:

Q.1. What is your favourite subject?

Kyle thought for a moment before writing down English. He moved onto the next question:

Q.2. What do you look for in a guy/girl?

Kyle sighed. He wasn't really the type of guy who knew about love. He thought hard on what girl he'd like to date.

"Uhh… someone smart, sweet and uh… funny?" he asked himself. He shrugged and wrote it down anyway.

Q.3. If you were going out on a first date, would you take your date to the beach, the cinema, the park or to a restaurant?

Kyle sighed again. They were all nice places to go on a first date but he wasn't sure which one he'd pick. He decided to pick the cinema because you would have to do less talking which would be good for him since he wouldn't know what to talk about.

Q.4. Would you kiss your date on your first date?

Kyle thought hard. He knew it depended if he liked the girl he was dating. He decided to just say yes.

Q.5. If your date didn't turn out well and you wanted to break up with the guy/girl you went out with, would you break up with him/her face-to-face, by text, by call or by getting a friend to tell them for you?

Kyle thought hard about this one before writing down: face-to-face.

There were a lot more questions based on love and dates, as well as other stuff about himself that he had to answer. He finally finished the test and sighed in relief. It had been tougher than he thought. He didn't really know how to answer the questions about love and dates and them sort of things. But he seemed quite happy with his answers as he read over them twice, before putting the sheet back in his bag- this time making sure he put it carefully inside his maths book.

He leaned back in his chair as he stared into space. He wondered who he'd be paired up with. He hoped to God it was someone who he was going to like…

The next day Kyle was in a bad mood as he remembered getting in trouble by his mom. He knew it was Cartman's fault and he was going to kill him when he saw him!

He left the house five minutes early so he could reach the bus stop first and be ready to fight Cartman when he came. He got there first, obviously, and waited for Cartman to come.

Stan came first and Kenny was close behind him.

"Hey, Kyle," greeted Stan. He raised an eyebrow when he saw the anger on Kyle's face. "Dude, you ok?"

"Well since you and Kenny left me and Cartman behind yesterday we were late for the bus and had to walk home and I was over an hour late coming home and I got smacked and yelled at by my fucking mother!" cried Kyle angrily.

Stan sighed. "Dude, I'm really sorry me and Kenny left you but we thought we heard the bus about to drive off and we didn't have time to go in and get you and Cartman so we just ran for it." He paused for a few seconds. "I'm really sorry," he said again.

Kyle let out a long sigh, to let his anger out. He didn't mean to snap at Stan. "No I'm sorry, Stan. I didn't mean to yell at you. I'm not that mad at you guys. But I'm furious at that fatass! If it wasn't for him keeping us waiting in the locker room so long I could have made it home on time!"

Stan patted his shoulder comfortingly and told him to relax.

"Yeah. You're gonna get frown lines!" cried Kenny chuckling.

Kyle took a deep breath and was relaxed… for the moment. His anger suddenly returned as Cartman walked up to them, with the usual smirk on his face. "S'up fags?" he greeted. "Oh my god, you should have seen what my mom cooked me for dinner last night as I walked in the door! There was spaghetti and-"

"Shut your fucking mouth, fatass!" interrupted Kyle furiously.

Cartman blinked in surprise, not expecting that sudden yell. He raised his eyebrows. "What's wrong with you, Jew boy? Your mom being a fat bitch again?"

"She's not a bitch, Cartman!" shouted Kyle. "And you got me in a load of shit last night 'cause you made me late coming home!"

Cartman glared at Kyle. "Me?! What the fuck, Kahl?! I told you when we were running for the bus that I was too tired to run anymore and you could go on. But you didn't go on. You stayed with me! If you kept going you would have made it but you didn't. So if there's anyone to blame it's yourself, you god damn Jew!"

Kyle stared at him for a moment, thinking over his words. He sighed and looked away, knowing Cartman was right and he couldn't argue anymore.

Cartman smirked again when he knew he was right and he'd won the argument. Kyle gave him one last glare before deciding to just ignore him completely.

He picked his schoolbag up as the bus arrived and hopped on without saying another word. Cartman grinned happily the whole way to the school. He loved when he won over Kyle in anything!

Ms. Byrne was already in the classroom with Mr. Garrison as everyone walked in and took their seats.

"Morning, class," she greeted, smiling warmly. "Today is the day you must all hand in your tests." She looked around the room and randomly laid her eyes on Cartman. "Could you please collect the papers please, uhh?"

"Eric," he told her. "Eric Cartman."

"Ok, Eric. Would you please collect them?"

"Sure," he replied, in his sweet voice he always used on his mom.

He stood up, picking up his own sheet of paper, and started collecting everyone's papers. Kyle glared at him as he handed the fat boy his test. Cartman snatched it right out of his hands and started reading it, grinning deviously as he did.

"Hey, don't read it!" cried Kyle trying to grab it off him but Cartman dodged his hand away and continued to read Kyle's answers.

"Give it back, fatass!" yelled Kyle trying again to grab it off him again.

Cartman dodged his arm away again and finished reading Kyle's answers. "You're such a girl, Kahl! These are girl answers! I wouldn't be surprised if Ms. Byrne got confused and thought you were really a girl and paired you with a guy! Hahahah!" He burst out laughing in his irritating voice Kyle hated.

"Eric? Will you please hurry and collect the other papers please?" asked Ms. Byrne, getting a little impatient.

Cartman stopped laughing and wiped away the tears from his eyes from all his laughing. Then he gave her a nod and collected the rest of the papers and handed them up to her.

"Thank you, Eric," she said smiling as he sat back down in his seat. "Now, I will get everyone sorted tonight and I will put up a big poster tomorrow morning on the notice board outside the principal's office which will say who everyone is paired up with for the dance. Then you will all have exactly a week to prepare for the dance. Any questions?"

Nobody put up their hands.

"Ok then. Goodbye."

The class watched her go and then turned to their friends and started chatting.

"Hey hey hey!" cried Mr. Garrison loudly, and everyone instantly shut up. "Class is still on, ya know? So I want everyone to forget about that dance for the moment and concentrate. We're going to start off with Geography."

Everyone let out an annoyed groan as he began class.

I hope you enjoyed that chapter. Chapter 3 will be up soon.

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