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"Thank Oum. It's over." Said Nurgle tiredly as he stepped off the bullhead.
"He started it!" yelled Luke and Tzeentch simultaneously
"I honestly don't care who started it. Honestly. You are literal gods and embodiments of nature that have existed for eons, well except Slaanesh, she's only been around for about a dozen millennia-" Nurgle stated exasperated before being cut off.
"Really are you going to start again with you 'I'm better than you' speech?" Said a rather annoyed Slaanesh "I mean just because you helped wipe out the old ones when you were born doesn't mean you're better." She said petulantly
"Slaanesh." Interjected an amused Khorne
"Yes Khorne?"
"You're doing it again."
"Doing what?"
"Showing your Bitch."
"Why you little-!"
"Nope I'm bigger than you ever were now."
"Really?" said a now annoyed Nurgle. "You two are still measuring Dicks even though Slaanesh doesn't even have one anymore?"
"Yea/Pretty much."
"How does that even work?" asked a confused Luke. "I mean couldn't you appear in any form you wanted?"
"You don't want to know." said Tzeentch flatly with a faint look of horror. "You really, really don't want to know."
"Why?" said an even more confused Luke.
"Tentacles, Tentacles everywhere." Said Tzeentch In a low monotone voice
"Ooook then?" said a now thoroughly freaked out Luke. "Does anyone know where se are supposed to go?"
"Yea, it's that big castle thing up there. Why?" said Nurgle confusedly
"Just wondering if the Headmaster is compensating for something."
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"Glenda?"
"Yes Headmaster?"
"Do you feel that draft?"
"I'll have the janitors check it out."
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"Remind me again," said Cegorach on the way off the Bullhead. "Just why we decided to come here? I mean I could understand Khaine 'the bloody handed' wanting to come, but not you Isha, I mean you were always the one who called for peace, so why did you want to come here?"
"You can't feel the Grimm the way that I do." Said Isha with a slight shudder. "They're like the Necrons, but worse."
"Worse?" said Khaine "How could they be worse? The Necrontyr gave up there very souls in their quest for revenge, how can a bunch of mindless animals be worse?"
"I don't know."
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"Come on Kay were going to be late!" said a now panicking Mont'ka. "If you hadn't forgotten your stupid-"
"Hey now." interrupted Kauyon "Beef Jerky is never stupid."
"That's not the point!" Said Mont'ka sounding slightly strangled. "The point is we are going to be late!"
"Nah we've still got half an hour, what could go wrong?"
At that moment an earth shaking explosion rattled the sibling's teeth.
"You had to say it didn't you?" said Mont'ka worriedly. "You think anyone got hurt?"
"Nah, let's get up to the auditorium." Kauyon said offhandedly.
"Really?" said Mont'ka angrily. "You make us walk back to the bullhead for a half hour to get your Jerky but when someone could be hurt you just turn around and walk the other way?" she said near shouting.
Kauyon appeared to think for a moment. "Yea pretty much." He said off-handedly and turned to walk off.
"Grrr. Fine go to the stupid initiation, I'm going to see if anyone was hurt." Said Mont'ka as she turned around with a huff. "It's not like I need your help or anything." She said angrily
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"Dat was a big boom." Said Gork offhandedly, "Oy Mork yew tink yew can bild somefin like dat?"
"Dunno' Gork." Said Mork while scratching his head. "But it wuz positively Orky!"
"Hehehe, you got dat roit."
"Ain't yew 'appy with the weapon yew got?"
"Sure ay am, its shooty, and stabby, and burny, and explody, AND its Green whats not to loike?"
"Dunno' Gork but still, let's go see da Boy dat made dat boom."
"Good idear Mork."
AN: Holy Crap guys, really I am gone for… Eight hours and there are already over one hundred hits on my story, thank you so much for that. I was not really expecting for it to get much attention. So thanks for that. so have another chapter as thanks. :)
Onto another note I had a PM asking about their weapons and why I did not show them. There are two reasons for this, the first and biggest is because I haven't thought them up yet, specifically Nurgle, Cegorach, and Mont'ka and Kauyon, the other reason is because I was planning to reveal their weapons at initiation.
Anyway that's it for this AN. If you enjoyed the story leave a favorite and a review. Have a good one.