The Lightning Thief on FACEBOOK Chapter 2: Prissy has brains? :O, a percy jackson and the olympians fanfic

Second chapter of rewrite! I'm going to make it up for you guys for not updating in two months! :D

Review and I'll try to get more chapters in!

Percy's POV

We continued the movie –It was exciting that it actually started now, thank the gods.

The words fade, and Percy is at the bottom of the pool, looking around.

"Whoa," Conner muttered. "A bunch of people just liked that. It's kinda creepy, you know? Like stalkers."

Annabeth leaned over and clicked the "like" button on Conner's Facebook.

I raised an eyebrow. "Why did you just like that?" I asked.

"This is boring," Annabeth groaned. "They should get on with the more important and exciting stuff."

"AHEM, I was asking you a question," I repeated.

"'Stop pretending you don't like him,'" Conner said. When I glared at him, he raised his arms in surrender and said, "Poseidon wrote that!" Sure enough, he did.

Annabeth rolled her eyes and tried to look casual. "Let's continue with the movie," she said.

Percy swims back up. "And he's alive! Ha ha!" Grover says, clapping his hands. "Percy Jackson is a beast. You're a beast, man! Give me some!" They high-five.

"That is NOT me," Grover said angrily.

I did a little happy dance. "I'm a beast!" I said happily.

"No, Seaweed Brain, your head is too stuffed with kelp to be a beast!" Annabeth yelled at me.

"Um, okay," Conner said awkwardly. "Quoting Poseidon… 'Beeeep! He's my son! How dare you!' Also, the cussing is replaced by a "beep," so just replace that with a curse word of your choice."

Percy heaves himself up from the water and sits at the edge. "How long was that?" he asks. "Seven minutes," Grover replies.

"Seven minutes?" I scoffed. "I can hold it for an hour!"

"They're mortals, Seaweed Brain, they don't have epic powers like you do." Annabeth scolded.

"I do have epic powers, don't I?" I asked, smiling.

"Seven minutes?" Percy asks. "Mmhmm," Grover replies, handing him a towel. "Oh," Percy says. "That's crazy, man! That's ridiculous! How did you do it?"

"Do you anything to say about this, Grover?" I asked him.

"I look weird," He commented.

"Agreed," Annabeth said.

" I just like being in water," Percy replies, drying himself off. "It's the one place I can think." "Mmhmm," Grover says.

"At least something's right about this movie." I muttered in annoyance.

"Prissy, you don't think!" Clarisse snapped.

I said in defeat.

The scene changes to Yancy Academy and the school bell rings. "I wish I could spend all day in the water instead of this place," Percy says. Grover, on crutches, replies: "Right. It's like high school without the musical."

"Hmm," Conner said, "It seems that you're mom has like this, Percy."

I grabbed that laptop from him and started to have a little 'talk' with my mom that went something like this-

Percy Jackson: Mom?

Sally Jackson: Yes?

Percy Jackson: You watch High School Musical?

Sally Jackson: Uh, I have some dishes that need to be washes. See ya!

Now, if you'll stop staring at that computer screen, we have a movie to watch!" Annabeth said.

"Every day is the same. Look at this!" Grover says, passing a bunch of kids beating each other up while a teacher tries to break them up. Percy sighs.

I typed in what happened in the movie, and I could see Clarisse smiling. "Fight! Fight! Fight!" She yelled, cheering the random people in the movie on.

Of course, I needed to put it on Facebook, so this is what came out on the screen-

Conner Stoll: Clarisse says, "Fight! Fight! Fight!"

Conner Stoll: Percy the Awesome says, "…"

The scene changes to English class. "Good Morning. I'm Mrs. Dodds, your substitute English teacher. Would someone explain what Shakespeare was trying to convey in this line from Othello?" Mrs. Dodds asks, looking around.

Conner grabbed the laptop away. "You know, she does look like the real Mrs. Dodds." I said.

"A few things," Grover said, "She wasn't out English teacher, she wasn't a substitute teacher, and she isn't wearing a leather jacket!"

"Jeez," Annabeth said after Grover's ranting. "When did you get so obsessed with fashion?"

Percy looks away. "Percy Jackson?" Mrs. Dodds says. Percy stares at the blackboard. The letters start to scramble. "Well?" Mrs. Dodds asks. "I'm sorry, I don't know," Percy says. "Anyone else?" Mrs. Dodds asks.

"And that proved my point of Prissy's lack of brains." Clarisse said.

"It was because of my stupid dyslexia!" I complained.

"It wasn't because he doesn't have any brains, it's because his head is stuffed with kelp!" Annabeth cut in.

"Gee thanks, Annabeth," I mumbled.

"Anytime, Seaweed Brain."

Okay, so here's the original second chapter:

The words fade, and Percy is at the bottom of the pool, looking around.

Annabeth Chase, Poseidon, and 3 others like this.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Hey, why the likes?

Annabeth Chase: This is boring. They should get on with the more important and exciting stuff.

Percy Jackson: AHEM, I was asking you a question.

Poseidon: Stop pretending you don't like him.

Annabeth Chase: O:

Percy swims back up. "And he's alive! Ha ha!" Grover says, clapping his hands. "Percy Jackson is a beast. You're a beast, man! Give me some!" They high-five.

Annabeth Chase and 2 others like this.

Comments:

Grover Underwood: That is NOT me.

Percy Jackson: *Happy dance* I'm a beast! :D

Annabeth Chase: No, Seaweed Brain, your head is too stuffed with kelp to be a beast.

Poseidon: *O*! He's my son! How dare you –!

Percy heaves himself up from the water and sits at the edge. "How long was that?" he asks. "Seven minutes," Grover replies.

Grover Underwood likes this.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Seven minutes? You call that long? I can hold an hour!

Annabeth Chase: They're mortals, Seaweed Brain. They don't have epic powers like you do.

Percy Jackson: I do have epic powers, don't I? :D

"Seven minutes?" Percy asks. "Mmhmm," Grover replies, handing him a towel. "Oh," Percy says. "That's crazy, man! That's ridiculous! How did you do it?"

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Do you have anything to say about this, Grover?

Grover Underwood: I look weird.

Annabeth Chase: Agreed.

"I just like being in water," Percy replies, drying himself off. "It's the one place I can think." "Mmhmm," Grover says.

Percy Jackson likes this.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: At least something's right about this movie.

Clarisse la Rue: Prissy, you don't think.

Percy Jackson: ~sighs~

Sally Jackson likes this.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Mom?

Sally Jackson: Yes?

Percy Jackson: You watch High School Musical?

Sally Jackson: Uh, I have some dishes that need to be washes. See ya!

"Every day is the same. Look at this!" Grover says, passing a bunch of kids beating each other up while a teacher tries to break them up. Percy sighs.

Clarisse la Rue likes this.

Comments:

Clarisse la Rue: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Percy Jackson: …

Percy Jackson likes this.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: You've gotta admit, she does look like the real Mrs. Dodds.

Grover Underwood: A few things: she wasn't our English teacher, she wasn't a substitute teacher, and she isn't wearing a leather jacket!

Annabeth Chase: Jeez, Grover. When did you get do obsessed with fashion?

Clarisse la Rue likes this.

Comments:

Clarisse la Rue: And that proves my point of Prissy not having any brains.

Percy Jackson: It was because of my stupid dyslexia!

Annabeth Chase: It wasn't because he doesn't have any brains, it's because his head is stuffed with kelp!

Percy Jackson: Gee, thanks, Annabeth.

Annabeth Chase: Anytime, Seaweed Brain. :D

R&R, guys!