CHAPTER 2: SUITING UP
The remaining cartoon characters that were left, Dora, Boots, Caillou, Thomas the tank engine, those 4 weird puppet things from "Yo gabba gabba" and Pepper pig, stared at Barney's fallen body. "FREEZE OR YOU'RE NEXT!" shouted the police captain. "Okay Boots!" said Dora "Let's do a dance and please the police officers!" Boots crawled out of her bag. Now that they were in the real world, he was just a regular monkey with gumboots. "EEP EEP!" screeched Boots and he leapt out and started crawling over Dora's face and pooping onto her bag. "What's wrong Boots?" asked Dora, looking confused (Hey, if she's thick enough not to see a mountain behind herself, she won't know where Boot's intelligence went". Police rookie Billy, who had trained as a vet before joining the police force, immediately saw the symptoms. "Oh no!" he shouted. "This poor monkey has a serious case of 'Intelligence-depletion-show-syndrome!' The only cause of this is if that little girl has asked up to 69 extremely stupid and obvious questions every day!" Billy pointed at Dora accusingly. "Girl," he yelled "I'm afraid you are under arrest for cruelty to animals!" "GET THEM ALL" shouted the Police Captain. They put Dora's hands in handcuffs and when one of the policemen searched her pockets for identification, she said "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
All of those random puppet things from Yo gabba gabba exploded because they had swiped each of their mum's credit card for drug money. Boots screamed and started picking his nose for some weird reason, and ran off in the direction of the recently created zoo. Then Pepper pig fell into a muddy puddle and started laughing because that's what she does at the end of every episode. Did I mention that Pepper pig is a kind of psycho? Caillou screamed "I WANT A COOKIE" which made the police officers accidently shoot each other because they didn't know where he was. "Here kid, why don't you go into this nice erm… armored police van?" asked one of the police officers. Caillou started smashing his fists onto the ground and screamed "NO!"
He ran off with one of the police officers' AK-47 in his hand. This caused a panic, which made the officers run after Caillou, (who had also stolen someone's bike.) Dora, Pepper pig and Thomas the tank engine were the only ones left. "What are we gonna do?" cried Dora. "I got it! I just need to use my backpack. Shall we use: A phone to call mum? A packet of skittles? A half-eaten mouldy burger? Or an X-24 Titan class death ray from the future?"
All the little kids watching the show shouted out "MOULDY BURGER!"
"What? Er… okay but I really think we should use the…
All the kids shouted "MOULDY BURGER!"
"But I erm… NOOoOOOOOoooOOOoooO!" shouted Dora as her hand uncontrollably shot for the burger and slapped it into her mouth. The rules of Dora stated if the watchers said an option, she had to do it. So Dora groaned and started to turn green. "Ah, shit." Said Pepper Pig.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Me: Dora, you tried to disobey the rules of cartoon characters. That will come back to haunt you.
Dora: But I didn't want to eat a mouldy burger
Me: Don't mess with the 2 year olds eating ice creams. They know better than you.
Pepper Pig: Why did you make me swear…