Ok guys this time imam gonna be prepared for this little story so I shall be typing up 3 chapters a month roughly so don't hold me to it and releasing the sporadically on the day I believe they are up to a reasonable quality soooo… as always I need an English to Japanese translator and if an of you have any jutsu ideas or names that would be great also if you wanna beta read send me a personal message.
Thinking
Talking
Bijuu/demon/god talking
Bijuu/demon/god thinking
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto if I did shit would go down and Naruto would not have been such a week idiotic pussy in his earlier years so the story shall begin right …. Now!
The story picks up in an empty class room at the ninja academy in Konoha, well almost empty the only difference is the if you looked or smelled really hard you would be able to notice another presence in this room that presence was waiting for the room to fill and find out what pair of useless ninja wannabes he would be stuck with while silently praying the it wasn't the duck assed avenger or the pink screaming banshee.
So he just sat there in the shadows of the class room waiting and he did stay there for an hour and a half until the entire class was there yet nobody would dare to go near the boy who had revealed himself wearing a pitch black pair of skin tight shinobi grade pants and shirt with a hood however the two most distinct features were his above anbu grade mask and cloak, his mask was completely white save for the crimson red fox pattern on the mask, the cloak however was pitch black with white flames licking the edges of the cloak and on the spine of the jacked it read "the masked Kitsune" in red kanji, it was then when a chunin walked in with a scar across his face, Umino Iruka. Iuka quickly noticed his class yapping away about how they were going to be the best ninja ever and a particularly bold boy claiming he would be Hokage. Five minutes later Iruka was fed up waiting and activated his demon head of doom technique which had the immediate effect off scaring the crap out if the students and in some cases this was taken literally, "today is the day of your team placements, and I want you to know I am very proud of you guys, you are the best batch of genin we have had in this academy for a long time." Iruka said which immediately regrated as Kiba and The duck ass avenger straightened up "that is true Iruka-san however you are forgetting to mention the morality rate of this profession and the fact that most in this room shall die in one year" spoke a cold and uncaring voice from the dark corner of the class room almost everybody in the class froze at this statement however Iruka decided it would be wise to completely ignore this completely true statement from the resident creep/power house/smartass/sociopath and continued with " O.K on to the team placements" he called in a shaky voice however it did the trick, brining the kids back to their usual selves. "Now then the Jounin instructors are Kakashi Hatake,Kuranai Yuuhi, Asuma Sarutobi and Kouri sutanis, the teams this year are as follows, team seven under Kakashi is Sasuke Uchiha, sakura Haruno at which point she got up and screamed something to do with true love conquering all ino-pig and Isabo utake ( the rest of the teams are cannon except for Kouri's team that I can be bothered to mention because they will die before I figure out anything to do with them.) team 12 for the first time ever is a solo genin team is Kitsune."( this is Naruto he hid his name from the roster and replaced it with this)
The room was shocked into silence for a whole five seconds before this happened: " WHY DOES THAT DOBE GET HIS OWN TEAM IT SHOULD BE SASUKE-KUN WHO GETS TO MAKE HISTORY AND SHOW HIS STRENGTH" screeched the resident banshee, it was then that the Jonin instructors entered including Kakashi who seemed to be muttering something about black mail, porn and stupid Hokage's.
( 15 minutes later )
Teams 8 through to 11 with the exception of team 9 ( commonly called team Gai) had already departed Kakashi decided to finally speak "first impressions, I hate you all and you all are going to fail" Kakashi claimed in a severely bored tone. Meet me on the roof in 5 minutes, and with that he disappeared in a swirl of leaves, yet nobody noticed the second spike of chakra in near perfect synchronisation with Kakashi's . This spike was that of Naruto (he will be called this way by me when other characters aren't talking to him).
( On the roof after introductions )
Sasuke had just finished his intro, basically saying that he was the best (a.k.a had a superiority complex) needed to kill his brother( a.k.a fucked up family) and every one should be grateful to help him.( again this guy is majorly fucked up in the head.) When they heard a slow clap from seemingly the air around them, until Kakashi noticed a faint outline in the shadows directly over Sasuke's left shoulder, and froze when the outline began to speak, while slowly coming into view. "Hello Kakashi the Hokage wanted me to do the intros as well ,l so here I am, my name for all intents and purpose is Kitsune, and until you have gained more trust in me is all you need to know, apart from your presence rating, which is tolerable, which like everybody else until proven otherwise is the starting rate, which is better than The Three Stooges over here. At this, the three team members heads shot up and yelled. All three of them yelled, sadly the banshee always drowned them out, as well as everything else in a one mile radius. "WHO ARE YOU TO CALL US STOGES? -YOU BAKA!" it was then that she realised she was alone, exept for her third teammate whom promptly asked for a date, only to get his ear drums blown apart.
( Hidden underground base 001 )
"God I feel sorry for whoever has to deal with her mother at work" thought Naruto.
( Mean while at the Hokage's office )
The Hokage sneezed causing a certain birth certificate to get mucus on it, and need to be aired on the desk
( Hidden underground base 001 )
Naruto took off his mask and started to wander around his first base, he was sure that this was one of the larger hidden bases around Konoha, that had been used by the snake-teme due to the mangled corpse he found, in what seemed to be the laboratory. Naruto reached the armoury, which in his opinion was more extensive than the actual official armoury, ( if it even existed). There was literally hundreds of different weapons and variations of some, and Naruto mastered them all due to liberal use of shadow clones and several dozen scrolls found in the library. Naruto was about to begin meditating when the bell that signified that the Hokage needed him, went off. Naruto quickly set up his clones practising their elemental affinities ( wind, fire, water and earth) and chakra control. Naruto then shunshined (body-flicker) to the Hokage's office using the hellfire variant.
( At the Hokage's office )
Sarutobi Hiruzen A.K.A the Professor A.K.A the Sandaime Hokage, looked up to see a swirl of pitch black and crimson flames appear, (the hellfire body-flicker), and Naruto appeared and immediately sat down ". Now Naruto I would like t….." , the ageing kage cut himself off when he noticed what the boy on the other side of the desk was holding, namely his birth certificate, with his name on it, his REAL name. Namely Naruto Namikaze (my transition of this is fishcake/maelstrom of the wind wave). "What is this" Naruto said, in a disturbingly calm and quiet voice, holding up the birth certificate. While this was going on, Sarutobi slowly sunk down into his seat, farther and further, with each passing second. After about five minutes of this, the old man final worked up enough courage to speak " . "Well Naruto I don't know what to tell you, but here I go", he slowly reached out and grabbed hold of the card and spoke ."Well Naruto I don't know how to tell you but Hokage style: I'm outa here" and disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving a very puzzled and angry masked ninja alone in his office.
As Naruto was sitting there he decided to get the old man back for not telling him what he wanted to know . So he thought and thought, and it came to him, it was positively evil. "The old man would not get the best of me."
( Next day hidden base 001 )
Naruto was sitting on the side of his bed thinking, thinking about what he was to do when he had not been given a sense, so what was a student to do without a teacher he wanted to go to the Hokage due to what happened last night so Naruto was thinking about the option of the so called devil, the so call demon to end all demons for help in exchange for various things. Naruto had learned of his burden when he studied seals he had come across a strange word "jinchuriki" he had also learned that the biju could not be killed so that meant that the Yondaime had not actually killed the beast he had only sealed it sealed it into the only thing that could withstand the sealing of a nine tailed demon. Naruto decided that he could leave the fact that he was sensei-less alone for now and decided to increase his gravity and resistance seals up to 5 and 7 respectively he also decided to put his chakra weights on and set them to 40kg on his arms and 30kg in his legs. However Naruto did not feel a thing he just did his stretches without hindrance from his weights so he did the only logical thing, increase the weight so he increased each weight bye five and it still made no difference so he tried again still to no avail Naruto went at this in till he had 75kg on his arms and 70kg on his legs.
Naruto then seeing nothing to do set out on an early morning run around Konoha. Naruto had just finished his first lap when he saw them, it started with the orange leg warmers and then the hair, oh god the hair, it was in a straight bowl cut. One was like a mini version of the other, the last thing was probably the most scary thing, was the forest green spandex suit and the constant shouting about youthfulness. Naruto had no idea what he was getting into, but they were obviously teacher and student so he decided it would be better to run with someone than alone. Naruto increased his speed till he caught up with Tweedle De and Tweedle Dumb and this is what happened: "Lee" shouted the older one to the now identified Lee "I shall run 100 laps around Konoha if I can't do that I will do 1 thousand push ups, sit ups and 2 thousand high kicks!" "Gai sensei that is the most youthful thing I have ever heard and I shall join you in your most youthful pursuit!" They continued this banter until Naruto appeared behind Gai startling the man "who may I ask are you" called Lee with tears in his eyes at seeing someone so youthful, that they were able to sneak up on his mentor and teacher "who I am does not matter but who are you two and why are you shouting things about youth". At this Gai appeared at Naruto's side and questioned "I heard someone say "YOUTH", what is most youthful, is that it has been compared to the most amazing powerful thing in the world YOUTH!" Naruto sweat dropped at this" I thought the will of fire was the most powerful thing for a Ninja to have, not youthfulness" deadpanned Naruto "Gai sensei I believe that he is challenging our beliefs with that of the third Hokage's what should we do Gai sensei" "Lee, I believe that we should have a most youthful race with our masked fellow here." the effects were instantaneous, Naruto shot off at ungodly speeds trying to get away from the spandex wearing weirdos not two seconds later Gai joined up with Naruto calling out to him "YOSH KITSUNE YOUR FLAMES OF YOUTH BURN BRIGHTLY I SHALL RACE YOU TO THE Hokage MONUMENT!" Naruto shivered mentally realising that if he lost this race his clothing style was forfeit so dropping his resistance seals Naruto shout off kicking up dust as he ran but still that was not enough his spandex wearing opponent was steadily gaining the lead from him and Naruto would have none of that "I have to do something to stop him from winning" Naruto mentally screamed it was then by some unseen force a man pushing a trolley of cooking utensils tripped sending the utensils flying into Narutos grasp. Naruto then knew what he must do and started throwing the utensils at Gai who immediately tripped and fell. This went on for around about five minutes until the Hokage monument was in sight but that wasn't what surprised Naruto most, it was that the white haired sensei of team 7 was up their reading his book standing next to a finish line. Naruto was still running with a look of awe when he stopped with a smile on his face the man was standing within his maximum distance for kawarimi (body switch I think) no jutsu, so without further thought Naruto quickly ran through the three hand seals needed for the jutsu and with a call of "I'm sorry Kakashi but I refuse to wear one of those abominations of clothing styles but if it helps you went up from tolerably to kind!" to Kakashi's credit he looked up with a wide eye and tried to resist, key word tried after that it was over quickly Naruto switched spots with Kakashi and ran through the line and without looking behind to see his competitor he just shunshined home to his bas to curl in a ball in the corner and think about what Kakashi had just saved him from.
( In another universe )
Kami was sitting down on a coach panting along with some other gods namely: Inari, Susanoo, Destiny, Yami and the Shinigami all of whom were sweeting and panting doing all they could to save their future champion from looking like a Halloween costume gone wrong.
Ok guys that's a wrap no literally I'm hungry how about you Naruto "I'm not bad author-san although I don't like your actual name you should get a new one" (oh yeah well how about you or the readers think of one it's really hard) "that might not be a bad idea and while I'm at it I'll get them to think of ideas for jutsus and bloodlines as well as characters /please note if you do partake in this you will be given all of the rights to the ideas and I will put you in the notes/ so if you have a idea post a review or message me I'm pretty sure Author-san over here will appreciate it" (damn right I will ok now on to the reviews I have gotten from the prologue:
CW: ok seriously are you knew to FanFiction or something have you never heard of one man team I will admit the idea is not original and there will be a lot of similar thing in this story to others.
Mickayle: thank you very much I hoped to get the premise out there before I continued to write the story my old story just wasn't going anywhere so I changed it to this I hope you guys like it P.S I have the worst spelling and grammar so don't be too harsh on me.
