later we wen home. i wa slisenen to brin me teh horizen. i sang alone real gud. amythesis wocjd over. "ohye ur lesbian to bmth i lov them"
"omg ye me to" i sed. we bof sarted signen! jus den a grean beem cam from my pone. "wtf" we sed, jus den my finger got suckd in! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" i screached as the gren bean hit my fase. garnet herd my cry! se busted teh dor don. "o shit" gangrene yeld. she grabbd my fot. "hold on i got u my nigga" se sed...BUT I GOT HTE SUCC INTO MY OFNE!
o fuk i yeld as i suckd into teh fone! jus den i landed in font of teh sexeh grean jean form before. "omg its perithot" i yeld. se herd me! "i hav kidnaped a crysel gem! yay! tose supid clits wil dye! also ur prety hot"
"omg tanx i sed. no wate i tink ur hot to...dis is not rite..." but i was a ribel liek te davey boiwe song. i did care!
i desided poredot had to be ma gf!