Tsukino: Misammi does NOT, I repeat, DOES NOT own Naruto or any of its affiliations. She owns only her characters. Cause she sucks like that. Naruto is copyrighted by Masashi Kishimoto.

Misammi: shut it. ALL HAIL KISHIMOTO-SAMA!

Make-up on Konohagakure's Mt. Rushmore.

"Oh man Naruto, this musta been the greatest idea you've ever had!" cried Tsukino, running alongside the blonde boy.

He grinned. "No one else in this entire village could ever do that!"

"Hey, Naruto! What have you done?!" shouted a gruff voice behind them.

"Ack!" shouted Tsukino. "Naruto, they've caught us!"

"You brat Tsukino, I'm not letting you get away with this!" shouted another ninja.

"They haven't caught us yet, just keep running!"

The two darted from building to building, earning looks of awe from the shoppers below.

The two ninja ran past the two tiny pranksters hiding behind a camouflage sheet, completely bypassing them. "This is way too easy!" bragged Tsukino. Naruto fell to the floor, cackling with laughter, until a voice made them jump.

"Oy, Naruto!"

"I-Iruka-sensei!" stammered Tsukino, pointing behind Naruto.

"What are you two doing during class?"

At the Academy…

"Let us go!" shouted Tsukino, who was tied to a struggling Naruto.

"Great, Tsukino, you got us caught! I knew I couldn't trust a girl to help me!"

"That's easy for you to say, Naruto, who failed the past few final exams in contrast to her acing it." His temples began throbbing as the two ignored him, squabbling at each other.

"We're going to have a review for the Transformation Jutsu today!" he announced triumphantly as Tsukino laughed at a groaning Naruto. "Even if you passed, you still have to do it!"

Tsukino's jaw dropped. "Ehhh?!"

Few Minutes Later…

"Haruno Sakura's going! Henge!" announced a pink-haired girl.

"Tch. Preppy little beep" Tsukino muttered as a cheerful Iruka passed her off with an "Okay."

Haruno Sakura. THE most annoying, preppy, and pink girl Tsukino had ever met. So annoying, she was rivaled only by the squealing pig-girl, Ino. No way that hair was naturally pink.

"Yatta!" Sakura squealed. "Sasuke-kun, did you see that?"

"Next, Uchiha Sasuke!" called out Iruka.

"Hai," the raven-haired boy answered coolly.

Uchiha Sasuke. The class genius, if it weren't for all the times Tsukino had skipped out on her homework. Homework was a drag anyways. Sasuke actually cared about passing, too. Surpassing his brother or something.

"This sucks," complained Shikamaru as Sasuke finished and Naruto was called up.

Nara Shikamaru. The laziest person in class only because Tsukino actually took time to pull pranks with Naruto. He was as smart as she was, if not smarter. He was pretty cool, but never went with them on pranks, as he found them to be energy wasting.

"This is all your fault," nagged Ino.

"Like I care," snapped Naruto.

Yamanaka Ino. Annoying girl. That is all. Tsukino couldn't stand her. Well, she could, but she'd rather not.

Down the line, Tsukino noticed Hinata staring at Naruto. Hinata caught her eye and blushed, turning away.

Hyuuga Hinata. Sweet girl. Almost like a little sister, if your little sister was three years older and shyer than you. Came from a prestigious family, but Hanabi, who was Tsukino's age, was much more appreciated by the family.

"Henge!" shouted Naruto. There was a puff of smoke.

The smoke cleared, and the class gasped as Iruka was thrown backwards. By what she didn't know, but still it had worked. At the moment, Naruto was a blonde naked girl with pigtails. Naruto changed back, and gave Tsukino a high-five.

"How was that, Iruka-sensei?" teased Tsukino as Naruto cackled with laughter. "Me and Naruto made it up, and it's called the Sexy no Jutsu!"

"You idiot!" roared Iruka. "Don't be so proud about developing such a stupid technique!"

Hours later…

"This isn't fair," complained Tsukino. "I could be home right now, watching TV…"

"I could be eating ramen…" mumbled Naruto.

"You would be if you guys hadn't pulled this prank this morning. Now clean up or you guys aren't going home!" ordered Iruka.

"I don't care!" Naruto shouted. "No one's there to wait for me at home anyways!"

"That's easy for you to say," grumbled Tsukino, scrubbing the First Hokage's lip vigorously. She was thinking of her brother Ichigo, who was a good friend of Iuka's, thanks to her many brother-teacher meetings.

Iruka was silent for moment, and said, "Naruto, Tsukino?"

"What is it now?" the two retorted in unison.

"If you guys finish that up, I'll treat you two to some ramen tonight. You can call your brother up too, Tsukino."

"Uwahh!" exclaimed Tsukino. "That's so cool of you, Iruka-sensei!"

"C'mon Tsukino! Let's do our best!" shouted Naruto happily.

A few more hours later…

"Ichigo!" whined Tsukino.

"No," her brother said firmly. "You're grounded."

"But-"

"Go to your room."

Iruka sighed as Tsukino stomped up the stairs. "Ichigo, it must be hard to have to handle that girl."

"Yep." Ichigo groaned. "Tsukino is the worst sometimes."

"Are you sure she can't go?" pleaded Naruto.

"Absolutely not. Have fun with your sensei, though."

Naruto grumbled as Iruka bid farewell to his friend.

Tsukino watched them leave from her window. This was so unfair.

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Bah. I keep getting writer's block occasionally, only to be inspired by something in a few minutes. And then when I remember that I had a good idea a moment ago, I forget whatever it is. So I will be writing these, short and sweet. They'll be uploaded more often if I do it like this. Took me a very long time to decide whether or not I should upload like this, so yeah. If you guys were expecting anything from the summary, don't. Gaara doesn't make an appearance til the Chuunin exams. Please visit loveless punk neko. I co write one of her stories because when I get writer's block, she doesn't. And when she does, I don't. : So it all works out.

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