(My The Best Prankster Win)

I grit my teeth for a second as I walk down the empty hallway. It's only 9 at night, and it isn't normally this quiet. Something's off, I know it.

And then suddenly, everything is black.

I groan as I slowly open my eyes.

Everything, and I mean everything is off. But it takes my mind a moment to register the fact that I'm hanging upside down.

I'm covered in glue and glitter, as well as only one foot being tied to a rope that hangs from ceiling.

How the hell do they do that?

"I like the look." A giggly Gaz says as he takes a photo.

My pride quickly begins to feel wounded. So I flip him off.

"Well fine be that!." Gaz says as he walks away from me.

"So your leaving me!? Hanging from a freaking rope!." I scold.

Gaz stops and says "I will. Unless..."

"Oh crap." I say with a sigh as I let my hands hang.

"You join my team of pranksters." Gaz comes back to me.

"And what if I don't?." I ask as I raise a eyebrow.

"I'll pants you and leave you here hanging." Gaz beams a smile.

Once more a I sigh then say "What's the plan?."

Gaz cuts me loose then helps me up.

"Follow me and I'll show you."

I carefully listen to Gaz's plan as a bored looking Soap and Mac pace around.

"So this is what I have to do?." I ask as I raise an eyebrow.

Gaz nods and says "All you have to do is play the part."

"Fair enough, lets get with it." I say as we all get up.

Gaz tosses me a Paintball pistol, I quickly catch it and load a vibrant teal colored blue in.

"Lets move out." Gaz signals us to go.

Gaz has got us on a very well-played prank, I first have to get Price and MacMillan's attention, This is were Soap comes in from behind them and pours a gallon of paint on them, after this Mac will quickly chase them down the halls. Were they will unfortunately meet our extra waxy floors.

Gaz will then come in and pour a bucket out crickets all over them. But I have a few tricks up my sleeves...

I walk into the Rec. Room and say "Price, MacMillan! Can I ask you guys something?." I say it with a skittish voice.

They both exchange looks then come over.

"What's on your mind lassie?." MacMillan asks.

"Well you see, there's this guy I like..." I give a very hesitant look.

I then see Soap slowly open the door, I suppress my smile and continue to distract them

"Who do I need to hang?." Price growls.

I give a sad sigh then say "I really, really like him but he doesn't notice me, how do I get his attention?."

"You don't." Price says shortly.

Right as Soap gets up to them I scream "Duck!."

They both quickly do so and get out their paintball guns.

We quickly paint Soap up, I feel so bad for him. He quickly yelps then runs off.

"TRAITIOR!." I hear Gaz scream down the hall.

"We cant go through there!." I say as we quickly head out the other door.

After another 10 minutes of running we stop for a break.

"You should be thankful I'm a loyal teammate." I say with a small pant.

Price smirks then says "Or you were just smart to be on our side."

"That too." I say with a shrug.

"You did well with playing a double agent lassie." MacMillan gives a approving nod.

"Lets hope I don't have to do it again."

"More like Gaz wouldn't trust you again." Price corrects

"Alright lets go back to HQ and discuss our next attack." I say as we quickly head for Price's room.

Once we get there we see Griffen.

"Oh sweet you guys made it out alive." Griffen gives a grin.

"Yeah well it made Gaz hate my guts, so I hope it was worth it." I grunt.

"Come on, we have quite the plan to create." Price gathers us all up.

I give a awkward stance as we stand in the men's bathroom.

"Can we go?." I ask nervously.

"We done locked the door, don't worry." Price says as he gets the supplies ready.

I sigh then say "What the bloody hell our we doing in here?."

"Follow me and i'll show you." Price says as he picks up cling-wrap.

We then go to a stall and Price pulls the toilet seat up. He then takes a good sized piece of cling wrap and places it on the bowl of the toilet.

"Oh my god, you're a devil." I say with a shake of the head.

Price flashes me a rare smile then says "Soap and Gaz get quite gassy after burrito night."

I cant help but to chuckle and say "Sucks to be them."

"Come on, take some cling-wrap and do it to some other toilets." Price points to some more cling-wrap, I obey his orders and do so.

"Make sure you get all of the toilet paper out of there." Price calls out.

"Yeah yeah." I smirk as I pick up the toilet paper and set it at the sink.

Once we get all of the toilets covered I take a glance at the toilets.

"What makes you think they'll come here?." I ask.

"It's the closest restroom to the Mess hall." Price shrugs then says "Time for point B."

I clap my hands as we unlock the door and slip out "I love point B." I cant help but to smirk at the

'OUT OF ORDER' sign we had plastered on the bathroom door we'll have to take it down later though.

When then head over to the showering rooms.

"Come on, no ones in." Price signals me in, I quickly trot in and we shut the door. Price sets down the backpack of supplies.

"Alright lets get some shampoo out of these bottles." Price says as he throws me Gaz's shampoo, I chuckle then head for a shower and empty half the bottle.

I dig through the supplies then say "Hmm, this should do."

Once I'm done tinkering with his shampoo I put it back in its original spot.

"Blue or Green?." Price asks.

"Hmm, do a green, it would suite Soap more." I answer as Price does so.

"I could see Mac with red." I say as I tinker with his shampoo.

"Alright, lets keep moving." Price says as he puts the rest of the supplies back in the bag.

"MacMillan, Team Alpha has everything in position." Price says into walkie talkie.

"Roger that, Team Omega has everything in position." MacMillan responses,

"Then let the battle begin. Price out." Price then puts the walkie talkie away and signals me out.

"Price, why do I get the feeling this is going to be a very long night?." I ask as we walk down the halls,

"That's because it is." Price answers as we then enter the Mess Hall.

Too Be Continued...

Wassup People!? I KNOW I KNOW! I haven't updated in awhile, and yes its out of my laziness.

but I felt bad for not updating Death Upon Us, which I will have up soon, But in return I decided id do another chapter for this :D and the next chapter will be a continuation of this one :D

Woohoo!

Gaz: TRATIOR! щ(ಠ益ಠщ)

Alex: You have no idea... ಥ⌣ಥ

Griffen: YOU GUYS ARE GONNA GET PWNED! ┐(￣ー￣)┌

Price: Nobody would of ever thought of me being the god of pranking (・｀ω´・) Nobody! ಠﭛಠ

Soap:... *See's Price*...(꒪⌓꒪)

Mac: *Sigh*... (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ)

Alex:...

Anyways sorry for any miss spells and have a wonderful day!

Sincerely, Red Dawn Shadow.