Summary: Welcome to... ASK THE GODS! As previewed on percyjackson . co . Uk. Ask the gods questions in the reviews, and they will answer them! Maybe if the Titans are in a good mood they'll answer your questions too...

Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson... or any of the questions as they are from my AWESOME reviewers. =)

Note: Bold is either a comment from me or a letter.

Dear Artemis,

Are you insulted that the greatest criminal mastermind was named after you? I am speaking of Artemis Fowl, child genius. :3

- Artyfowlfan

Dear Artyfowlfan,

As insulted as I am at the fact that a boy was named after me, in some ways I may find it... sweet. You mortals are adorable for the ways you praise us Gods without knowing it. I feel quite honoured to be thought of as a genius, because if he is named Artemis then he is like his namesake; a genius.

I hope that answers your question.

Artemis

P.S. If you are a boy, tell me, so I can turn you into a jackalope - you'll love it. Fresh air, and girls hunting you then killing you. A brilliant lifestyle for boys.

Dear Hephaestus,

If all the gods can change their appearances, why can't you make your self look handsomer?

- Weirdness-is-cool

Dear Weirdness-is-cool,

I think I should be insulted by that... but really, I find that hilarious. I suppose the reason I keep myself this way is... well actually there are two reasons:

a) I can slowly make Hera feel guilty. I mean it's her fault I look like this. She's my mother and my genes come from her and Zeus so I can make them feel guilty. Good reason, eh? It makes them feel guilty almost all the time. Well, 'them' means Zeus... and it's 'almost' all the time. Meh.

b) I am who I am. Deal with it people.

I still find your question hilarious though... come down to my forges at any time! You might be better company then most living forms.

- Hephaestus

Dear Apollo,

Which of your children is your favorite and why? (You better not say you love them all the same, Apollo)

- Weirdness-is-cool

Dear Weirdness-is-cool,

I am so awesome

I shouldn't have to answer

That question is hard

- Apollo

P.S. That was the quickest haiku I ever made. It's awesome like me, right? =) SMILEY FACE! =) ATTACK OF THE SMILEY FACES =)

P.P.S. I am hot =) Just had to state the obvious.

P.P.P.S. That does not mean that Castellan was hot! He had a stupid scar! I'm WAY better than him! Oh shoot! Hermes is looking to kill me now! BYE!

Dear Aphrodite,

I first wanted to say about how you are by far my favorite goddess. And I would also like some advice. At my school, there are these two people who obviously like each other, but aren't going out. How do we get them to admit their feelings?

Thanks!

-SwimmerChick

Dear SwimmerChick,

Aw, you're so sweet dear... where are my boys? They need to fall in love with you.

About the advice; Trick them. Or get me or one of my daughters to charmspeak them. I prefer to trick them though as it's SO much cuter... think of a way to admit their feelings to each other without realizing it and then when they realize what they've said they can't take it back. I'll ask Athena about some other ways...

Or you could talk to them separately. Try and convince them to admit their feelings.

I hope this helped dear! Tell me if it didn't and I'll think of more ways!

Love Aphrodite

Dear Hades,

You seem like you hate the Underworld A LOT, so who do you think got the best job out of all the Gods?

- xxxx can't stop me now xxxxx

xxxx can't stop me now xxxxx (By the way, that's a REALLY long name...),

I would like to see YOU try and run the Underworld for over three millennia after your two ANNOYING, YOUNGER brothers FORCED you to take over the Underworld.

It is annoying as hell (pun unintended), especially when SO MANY PEOPLE DIE!

Excuse my ranting.

So who got the best job?

I would say Zeus. He got to take over the sky and become King of the Gods... while he left me to be King of the Underworld... not cool. Some people say the Underworld is better than Olympus and I may agree... MAY.

- Hades

P.S. Please don't die. There are too many dead people in the Underworld. But don't come down to the Underworld if you're alive either. It's annoying.

Dear Ares,

Have you ever felt the urge to blow up something that's big and/or important? And if so, what was it?

-Queen Of The Turtles

Punk, (a.k.a. Queen Of The Turtles),

Duh. Of course I have. I blew up the Twin Towers - I got grounded for like... FOREVER for that... it's not my fault you mortals are so breakable. In China I once blew up this building... it was awesome. Oh and the bomb attacks in Mumbai? They were me too. As you can see blowing up stuff is my hobby. It. Rules.

Ares

P.S. If you know that brat Perseus Jackson tell him that I'm going to destroy him one day. Stupid punk...

Dear Kronos

Why can't you get ovr losing to the gods? I mean look at all the empty planets! You could take them give them life and the Titans could build a multi-planet empire, then you could just crush Olympus by numbers. Oh and how are you doing?

Best regards, and hope you get out of Tartarus soon

Pyy

Foolish mortal named Pyy,

If you're sons and daughters chucked you into a recycle bin, would you not want to destroy them? I will never rest until I have destroyed them and Olympus... unless I am in pieces or scattered like dust. And interesting idea... hm... excuse me. Oh and I'm not fine.

I hope I get out of Tartarus soon too

- Kronos (SOON TO BE RULER OF THE WORLD)

I hope you guys liked the answers!

Thank you for the reviews and questions guys! I really appreciate it! Without you guys I wouldn't be able to carry on with the story!

I'm glad you liked the idea, and I'll update every chapter as soon as I've got at least 6 or 7 questions as that amount will be a decent length for a chapter.

- Soulless Bloody Angel