GDN and Duncan were driving down a road over to the Crimson Dragon.
"I can't believe you dragged me into doing this." said Duncan.
"It's for the homeless people." said GDN.
"Homeless, shmomeless. I don't care what happens to them." said Duncan.
"Like when you became concerned when that kid's parents were in debt to Fat Drago?" said GDN.
"That was different, he need some help." said Duncan.
"You bonded with the kid and showed him your good side." said GDN.
"Yeah well your doctor died after shoving a camera up your butt." said Duncan.
"Do to that incident, I'm now afraid of snakes." said GDN.
A ringing was heard.
"That's mine." said Duncan.
Duncan pulled out his cell phone and answered it.
"Hello? How'd you get this number? Oh, so what's up? I see. Well, I'll tell sponge boy about it. See ya tonight." Duncan hanged up his phone, "The Tabooties are coming over for Thanksgiving tonight."
"You're bringing them over to the mansion?" said GDN.
"Hey, I saved them from a crime boss." said Duncan.
"True, but you did prove that you have a kind side to their kid." said GDN.
"It was only to get my hours over with." said Duncan.
GDN then parked his car in the Crimson Dragon parking lot. The two walked to the doors and saw that there were millions of homeless people there.
"HOLY BLEEDING DIRT! There's more homeless people then I counted." said GDN.
"Well good like with it." Duncan was about to leave the mall, but was stopped by GDN.
"You're going to help me out with this." Said GDN.
"Yeah, I don't think so. There might be some people that aren't too happy about this." Said Duncan.
"Please, lots of people will be happy about it." Said GDN.
Spongebob's boss Mr. Krabs walked over to GDN with an angry look on his face.
"Hey, you told me that there'd be money in this." Said Mr. Krabs.
GDN turned to a smirking Duncan.
"What?" said GDN.
"I was right, you were wrong." Said Duncan.
"You lied to me." Said Mr. Krabs.
"Hey, we're doing this for the homeless people." Said GDN.
"And for all the chupacabras." Said Duncan.
"Those things don't exist." Said GDN.
"Tell that to all the chupacabras outside." Duncan pointed to a window where lots of chupacabras are at.
GDN is shocked.
"Wow I really need to do more exploring." GDN said.
"No duh." Said Duncan.
Mr. Krabs still looked at GDN mad.
"Yeah well I don't care." He said, "I don't want to sell food for free and I am the only one that thinks so."
Just then he sees a crab and is sad.
"Ah great, I've been struck by guilt." said Mr Krabs.
Mr. Krabs walked off and gave the crab a Krabby Patty.
"You'll need it more than me." Said Mr. Krabs.
GDN looked at Duncan.
"See, even a crustactious cheap steak can't refuse being kind to others." Said GDN.
"He looked at one of his own kind." Said Duncan.
"Duncan?" said a voice.
"Please let that be a very attractive woman." Said Duncan.
Duncan turned and saw the Tabooties and Rudy's best friend Penny Sanchez. Duncan then looked up with an annoyed look on his face.
"It would have been better if it was a very attractive woman. One that I can get into my bed without getting a hangover." Duncan whispered.
Duncan turned around and back.
"You could make it a very hot woman next time." Duncan whispered.
Duncan turned back around with a different look.
"Rudy, haven't seen you in a while. Who's your friend?" said Duncan.
"My best friend Penny." Said Rudy.
"This is the person that watched over you?" said Penny, "He looks like a criminal."
"It's not what's on the outside that counts, it's what's on the inside that counts." Said Mr. Tabootie.
"True that." Said GDN.
"What brings you here?" said Duncan.
"Just finding something to bring to the mansion." Said Mrs. Tabootie.
"No, no, you don't need to bring anything. I forgot to tell sponge boy about this, but I'll tell him." Said Duncan.
Duncan pulled out his cell phone and dialed a number.
"Hey sponge boy, listen I invited another family to have thanksgiving dinner with us. You wouldn't mind cooking some more food now would you?" said Duncan.
"Oh come on!" Spongebob yelled.
Duncan quickly hanged up.
"See, he doesn't mind." Said Duncan.
"What brings you here?" said Mr. Tabootie.
"Just showing how much I care about the homeless community." Said Duncan.
"That's not what you said-"GDN was interrupted by Duncan covering his mouth.
"Be quiet." Duncan said before uncovering GDN's mouth, "Yes, I really care for the homeless people."
"I see." Said Mrs. Tabootie.
"I seem to have left something in the car, I'll be right back." Duncan left.
"Okay then, I'll just wait here till you-"GDN then remembered something, "Wait a minute, he knows how to pick the locks and how to-"he then heard a screeching sound outside, "hotwire a car."
"He must have left it at the mansion." Said Rudy.
"He'll need my help soon enough." Said GDN.
"What do you mean?" said Mr. Tabootie.
"Wait for it." Said GDN.
Several seconds later, a cell phone rang and GDN answered it.
"Yes?" said GDN.
Turns out, it came from Duncan and he crashed a car into a fire hydrant.
"Quick question, what's the penalty for crashing a car into a fire hydrant?" said Duncan.
The car then exploded.
"And if it explodes." Said Duncan.
"I don't know, you came from a long line of cops." Said GDN.
"I'm the only rebel of the family, I'm not a cop." Said Duncan.
"I'm pretty sure it's more community service." Said GDN.
"Come and get me." Said Duncan.
"As soon as I find a new car." Said GDN.
GDN hanged up.
"I've got one." Said Mr. Tabootie.
"I don't mean to be a bother. But I'll find my own way back." Said GDN.
"We do plan on coming over for thanksgiving to thank Duncan for all he did." Said Mrs. Tabootie.
"I'll just walk home." Said GDN.
A tire flew into the mall and hit GDN in the back of the head.
"Drive me home." Said GDN.