A/N: Alright, fanfiction readers! Since you guys seemed to like the first chapter, here is chapter two. If it'd dumb, too bad for you. In order for me to continue, I need at least three reviews. Anyway... On with the reading!

#5

I dreamed that Harkat, Larten and I went to the Cirque Du Freak and all the other Vampire Princes were there, even the dead Paris Skyle. Larten was a Vampire Prince too. The other Princes told me I wasn't a Prince anymore, and that Larten had taken my place. That made me mad so I decided to kill all the Princes except Larten and he was about to kill me, then I woke up.

After I woke up...

I awoke to the sight of Darren and Larten standing over me. (Larten had later told me that he came back from Vampire Mountain a few hours earlier.) Darren told me he heard me talking in my sleep, which he finds very humorous, and when he came in my room I was flailing and I started yelling.

The weird thing was that I was laying in my bed and I don't even use my bed. (Maybe I will give it to Larten. If I do, I really hope nothing like this happens again because it will be extremely awkward...) I told Darren and Larten about the dream and Larten felt oddly guilty, and Darren was upset that he was killed.

#6

Stupid computers! Debbie brought a computer to the hotel we were staying at. I don't know why we need a computer, but Debbie talked me into it.

The computer really doesn't like me and every time I tried to use it, it would give me some sort of a problem. So, eventually, I had enough. I picked up the laptop, swore at it, then threw it out of the window, breaking the window, and obviously, the laptop smashed to bits as soon as it hit the cement of the parking lot.

Now I have to pay for a new laptop for Debbie, and for the window at the hotel, and how will I do that? I have no money! I will have to get... A JOB.

I don't really know what kind of job to get. I looked through a newspaper and found a few things that would suit me, but they don't pay enough for me to get a laptop and the window payed in less then a few hours (which is basically the only amount of time I will spend being bossed around by someone of less power than myself. I mean, come on, I am a Vampire Prince!)

I imagine I could run away from the window payment because I am a vampire and they won't be able to track me down, but I can not run from Debbie.

The best jobs for me are: a stunt double, a taste tester or a mattress tester, but those jobs are not very realistic. At least the mattress tester isn't. Are those even real? I doubt it.

A taste tester couldn't be payed well, and being a stunt double would be PERFECT, but there is no one that I look like to pretend to be them in a dangerous situation, but on the plus side, my face wouldn't show up in the video.

The only thing that I found that works almost perfectly is a police officer. But the only problem is, is that you have to go to a school for that. Ugh! I still have no idea what I am going to do! I bet I will think of something eventually...

#7

I am very stressed out about getting a job. Why does this have to happen to me! Well all that stress made me thirsty, so I went down to the corner store to get myself a Red-bull. These new fancy energy drinks are just what I need! Its like they give me wings or something! (most likely, or something.)

As I was walking, then jogging, then running, then flitting down the highway, I spotted a medium-sized silver brief case. I stopped dead in my tracks, (Don't worry, I'm not writing from the Great Beyond) and picked it up.

I continued flitting until I got to the hotel. When I got there, Darren, Debbie, Alice and Mr. Crepsley where there, waiting for me to return. Debbie was the first to mention anything about the brief case. I ignored her and kept walking.

I went in my room and opened up the case. All throughout the hotel you could hear me yelling with delight. The case was filled with money! There was at least a thousand in there! I was so excited! Now I can pay for the broken laptop! (I have decided not to pay for the window because I can easily run away from it.)

#8

Debbie is officially evil! She told me I couldn't use the money for the laptop because it was probably stolen. I don't know what gave her that idea. She is watching too much TV.

Debbie decided to report that she found the money to the police and they took it away. Now I will have to find the money another way.

Later that day...

It was still light out and I decided to continue my fight with the sun. Also, I was going to get some more Red-Bull. I was paying for the Red-Bull when the clerk yelled that I was the hundredth costumer for that day. Then he gave me all the cash in the register. I was confused and I asked him if it was a joke. He told me it wasn't, and as a joke I told him "My job was easier than I thought it would be!" He asked me what I meant and I said, "I was going to rob the store anyway!" The clerk looked at me with a confused expression and I ran out, afraid he was going to call the police.

Then I realized I forgot to take the Red-Bull, so I ran back in, grabbed it then flitted out. I continued back to the hotel and showed everyone the money, except Debbie who wasn't there at the moment. The first thing they asked is if it was stolen. I don't know how that came into their heads.

I told them the story of what happened, then I told them that I was going to get Debbie her laptop. But the problem was that I was very tired from flitting, and badly burned from the sun. So Alice said she would get the laptop with the money, give it to me and I would give it to Debbie as a gift. She knows she is getting it, but trust me, she will be surprised how fast I get it to her!

#9

Debbie was so thrilled that I got her the laptop so quickly, she threw her arms around me and gave me a big hug. I could sense Darren was jealous because he yelled to Debbie, "I helped pick it out!" and as you thought, Darren got a hug and a kiss, even though he had nothing to do with finding the money or buying the laptop. Larten and Alice just giggled and I looked at Darren with a "What the fudge, I was just PWNED" expression.

Late that night, the manager of the hotel stormed down the corridor and knocked on the door. With my super vampire-hearing, I heard him coming from the beginning of the hallway, so I was able to open the door immediately. "Can I help you?" I said, sounding fully awake, though I had been sleeping.

"Yes, you can help me!" the hotel manager shouted in my face angrily spraying spit. "You haven't made one payment since you have been here, and that window still isn't payed for!"

I sarcastically wiped my face. "It will be payed for," I lied.

"It better be. Unless you want the police getting involved." With that, the man shoved me inside my room and closed the door. I waited inside for a second, thought, then angrily, I opened the door back up, flitted to him until I was just about a foot in front of him, then stepped in his way.

"Why did you shove me?" I asked plainly. "Because you are an idiot," the man said slowly, spitting at me while he spoke. He tried to walk around me, but I caught his shirt collar and lifted him up at least a half of a foot above the floor. "What did you call me?" I asked, wondering what had made him be so rude to me. "Nothing!" the manager squeaked.

"Thought so," With that, I dropped the man to the floor, walked back to the room and stopped in front of the door. I could sense the man was about to say something, but he stopped and turned around before he could form any words.

I turned my head and saw him walking away down the hall mumbling to himself. I laughed softly to myself then walked inside.

Right after that, I started to pack up some of my things, and a few minutes later, I got tired and passed out on the floor. In the morning, I informed everyone that we would be leaving soon and they should pack up their things too so we could get a move on.

Debbie, being the inquisitive little butt-nugget she is, asked why we had to leave.

"Because the monkey behind you told me we should," I replied with a smile. She smiled back and when she walked by, she hit me playfully on the head with her hand.

When we were packed, Darren, Debbie, Larten, Alice and I set out to find refuge some other place where hopefully no one would insult me. We walked for about a hundred sixty miles. We finally found a cave in the woods where we would stay for a while. Debbie doesn't like sleeping in the wilderness, so we will only stay here for a night and day.

Sorry for OOC-ness, because I'm sure there is tons in there. Also, for those of you who have read my other Fanfiction Evil in Paradise and are anticipating another chapter, it will be up eventually, I have just been really busy. Remember to review for a third chapter!