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Part 2: The Gay Avengers, Tony's Party, Amadeus vs. Valeria and Who The Hell is Allan Heinberg?
Thomas Shepherd: I finally realize how useless some people are in battle. And yes I am talking about ~Alexander Aaron- God of Fear, Son of War, God of X-Box and Secret Badass Spy.
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Alexander Aaron – God of Fear, Son of War, God of X-Box and Secret Badass Spy: It wasn't my fault!
Johnny Storm: Yes. It was.
Nick Fury: What did he do?
Clint Barton: What didn't he do? He just stood there while Kang the freaking Conqueror tore apart the building! Okay, so Speed tried to blow him up, I got my arrows, Wolverine popped his claws out, Deadpool just somehow got a gun from god-knows-where but i don't want to know, Human Torch went all flame-on-ish, but, oh no, Phobos is too good to fight cause his dad is Ares.
Alexander Aaron – God of Fear, Son of War, God of X-Box and Secret Badass Spy: It wasn't like that! I was scared and-
Thomas Shepherd: That's a load of bullshit, Alex.
Johnny Storm: You were laughing your ass off! How is that scared?
Alexander Aaron- God of Fear, Son of War, God of X-Box and Secret Badass Spy: Okay, fine. I'm sorry. ~Thomas Shepherd, ~Johnny Storm, ~Logan, ~Clint Barton and ~Wade Wilson, I'm sorry that I ditched you in the battle when you were perfectly capable and won anyway. The only reason I didn't fight is because all you guys are Avengers, well except for Johnny and Wade, and Kang is an Avengers villain. I'm a SHIELD agent, I fight Hydra and AIM and stuff.
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Thomas Shepherd: You're still an ass though.
Wanda Maximoff is now in a relationship with Pietro Maximoff.
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Thomas Shepherd: I think…I think I just threw up in my mouth. I'm now going to jump off a building…or something…
William Kaplan: Did I miss something?
Steve Rogers:….
Pietro Maximoff: Wands, do you need to tell me something? I don't remember on us agreeing on dating…
Peter Parker: Spidey sense tingling…..
Carol Danvers: I knew it. I mean, it was obvious that they were way more than brother and sister since the beginning…
Janet Van Dyne: Steve owes me 50 bucks.
Wanda Maximoff: CLINT! OH MY GOD! I LEAVE MY PHONE FOR ONE SECOND!
Katherine Bishop: Hacked. Ouch.
Thomas Shepherd: *sigh* thankgod for that, I was contemplating on which building to throw myself off as soon as I saw my mum and uncle making out.
Luke Cage: Why? Would your mother and uncle dating put pressure on you and your twin to date?
Thomas Shepherd:I will end you.
Jessica Jones: Luke, leave him alone.
Wanda Maximoff is now single.
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Pietro Maximoff is now single.
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Clint Barton: No one cares if you're single.
Pietro Maximoff: Fuck off.
Wanda Maximoff and Pietro Maximoff have been listed as siblings.
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Peter Parker: And that's how it should stay.
Amadeus Cho and Alexander Aaron – God of Fear, Son of War, God of X-Box and Secret Badass Spy are now friends.
Valeria Richards to Amadeus Cho: OMG you got facebook! YAY! :)
Hercules likes this.
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Amadeus Cho: Shut. Up.
Hercules: I don't know what you're talking about *grins*
Thomas Shepherd has created the group Gay Avengers
Thomas Shepherd has added William Kaplan and Theodore Altman to the group.
Jean Paul Beaubier is now friends with William Kaplan
Shatterstar and Julio Ritcher like this.
Theodore Altman has added Jean Paul Beaubier to the group Gay Avengers
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Tony Stark to Steve Rogers: I know you're not going to approve, but the Mansion is booked out this weekend. I'm having a party. A massive one. Like bigger than our Civil War, Secret Invasion and Siege of Asgard put together. Which is a shitty comparison…okay, it'll be BIG! I'm also inviting the X-Men and some SHIELD agents too. Screw saving the world, we're getting drunk.
Carol Danvers, Janet Van Dyne and Wanda Maximoff and 56 other like this.
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Steve Rogers: Seems like everyone already knows about it.
Anthony Stark: Well I had to make sure people were going to come before I planned.
Thomas Shepherd: PARTY! PARTY! PARTY ! PARTY !
Carol Danvers: We get it. Party.
Wanda Maximoff: You're not going, Tommy.
Thomas Shepherd: You can't stop me.
Pietro Maximoff: He has a point, Wands.
Norman Osborn to attendees of the World Domination Event 2011: The event has been cancelled due to suspicious activity concerning Loki. I am under the suspicion that he has betrayed our location and therefore the even has been rescheduled and relocated. Magneto has been dropped from the group. Having all his grandkids and children opposing our meeting isn't very good for us.
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Erik Lehnserr: Screw you.
Daken Akhiro: Gladly.
Loki: I'm not going to betray anyone! Why does everyone assume that I'm lying!
Daken Akhiro: I can't believe you just asked that.
Loki: And I can't believe that you sleep with guys.
Daken Akhiro: Bitch.
Johnny Storm to Valeria Richards: Hey, Val! Does your mum know what you have Facebook?
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Valeria Richards: Nope.
Franklin Richards: She's gonna freak.
Johnny Storm: Oh, Franklin has one too!
Amadeus Cho: yay. More smart people. That was sarcasm people, btw. And btw, btw means by the way.
Valeria Richards: You're just pissed cause I beat you at something.
Amadeus Cho: Am not!
Cassandra Lang: She kinda did, Amadeus, remember? The whole ant man helmet things during the Mighty Avengers Siege of the FF Building because Hank and Reed were having a breakup?
Hank Pym to Reed Richards: Sorry about that Mighty Avengers Siege of the FF Building.
Valeria Richards to Amadeus Cho: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….HA…..and all this times the amount of times ~William Kaplan has had sexual fantasies about Northstar!
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Amadeus Cho: JUST. DROP. IT!
William Kaplan: VALERIA!
Valeria Richards: What? It was the only thing I could think of that amounts to it!
William Kaplan: And you just had to link my name in the status! You do know that Northstar is going to see this right? Shit, now I'm going to have to remove him as my friend….i hate you…
Valeria Richards: …sorry.
Thomas Shepherd: Well, it's not like he doesn't know that he has all the gay guys going after his ass.
Wanda Maximoff: Stop it, Tommy.
Shatterstar: Well, this is awkward…
Jean Paul Beaubier: You think?
Amadeus Cho has blocked Valeria Richards
Valeria Richards: Like this status if you think Amadeus is just jealous of my intellect.
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Wanda Maximoff to Thomas Shepherd: Stop teasing your brother.
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Thomas Shepherd: No.
Steve Rogers to Sharon Carter: Are you coming to Tony's party tonight?
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Sharon Carter: Sorry, Steve. I know how all of Tony's parties end up. With drunken sex and broken glass. Neither of which I feel like dealing with right now.
Steve Rogers: I understand. Tony can be...slightly exuberant when he plans these parties of his.
Peter Parker: That's putting it lightly.
Cassandra Lang: Do you ever hear anyone (besides Cap) that complains about the parties
Wanda Maximoff: No one ever complains.
Johnny Storm: I don't see why anyone has to. It's a party. You're meant to get drunk and hook up. It's one of the standard rules.
Franklin Richards: They're your rules, Johnny.
Robert Drake: I think pretty much everyone lives by them anyway.
Anthony Stark: So is everyone coming to the party or not?
Victor Borkowski is now friends with Jean-Paul Beaubier, William Kaplan, Theodore Altman, Julio Ritcher and Shatterstar.
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Thomas Shepherd: It's the attack of the gays.
Theodore Altman to Thomas Shepherd: You do know that you created the 'Gay Avengers Group'. And whatever we get up do, it's pretty much all your responsibility.
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Thomas Shepherd: As long as you don't you don't all wear rainbow spandex and go parading down the streets, I don't care what you guys get up to.
William Kaplan: We'd probably get arrested.
Wanda Maximoff: Don't get any ideas, Billy.
Wade Wilson: Nah, gays are totally allowed in NY now. They can get married and everything. But, Wanda, incest is still illegal…sorry.
Wade Wilson: I'd like to congratulate ~Thomas Shepherd, ~William Kaplan, ~Cassandra Lang, ~Katherine Bishop, ~Elijah Bradley, ~Vision (Jonas), ~Theodore Altman, ~Wanda Maximoff, ~Pietro Maximoff, ~Steve Rogers, ~Clint Barton, ~Hank McCoy, ~Jessica Jones, ~Scott Lang, ~Emma Frost, ~Scott Summers, ~Victor Von Doom, ~Erik Lehnsherr, ~Remy LeBeau, ~Nathaniel Richards, ~Anthony Stark, ~Simon Williams, ~Jamie Madrox, ~Guido Carrolsella, ~Julio Ritcher, ~Shatterstar, ~Anna Marie, ~Ororo Munroe, ~Robert Drake, ~Allan Heinberg, ~Jim Cheung and everyone else who guest starred in/wrote the fabulousness that is Avengers: The Children's Crusade 6! Great issue guys! You really captured the love in the Maximoff family!
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Jessica Jones: What the hell is 'Avengers: The Children's Crusade?'
William Kaplan: Who the hell are Allan Heinberg and Jim Cheung?
Wade Wilson: Seriously, Jess Jones, it's the Young Avengers mini-series? You know, when you find Wanda and shit goes down with the X-Men…and The Avengers…and X-Factor…and the rest of the Marvel U? And how can you not know who Allan and Jim are, Billy? He created your team in the first place!
Nathaniel Richards: Mini-series? What is this, a reality show or something?
Jamie Madrox: I think he means a comic book.
Thomas Shepherd: We're not in a comic book. Billy reads comic books. And reading about yourself is weird.
Wade Wilson: You guys seriously need to wake up and realize that this is all FAKE! You guys are all comic characters! You all live in 22 page Marvel Comic issues! You make bi-monthly appearances that kill fangirls hearts because the production is so slow! You have fanfiction! You have mass gay following! You have people wish were married to any of you! You have cosplayers! You have people who want Billy and Teddy to finally kiss or something!
Emma Frost: Has anyone considered taking him to an insane asylum?
Robert Drake: Trust me, I'm pretty sure that everyone's tried.
William Kaplan: But me and Teddy have kissed.
Wade Wilson: Not on panel. My heart nearly melted when you said you were gonna make out in the Tower but your freaking brother interrupted.
Thomas Shepherd: That never happened!
Wade Wilson: Yes, it did. You said "What the hell are you idiots doing?" and then you said. "We go to all the trouble to rescue you, and the two of you are in here making out? You're prisoners. Prisoners don't stand around making out with each other...do they?'
Thomas Shepherd: How did you know I said that? (which I didn't because I'm not a comic character, duh)
Wade Wilson: I'm holding the issue in front of me!
Steve Rogers: What the hell is going on?
Wanda Maximoff: I have no idea.
Katherine Bishop: Neither.
Scott Lang: Okay, Wade, what happened 'last issue'?
Wade Wilson: You came back from the dead.
Theodore Altman: Well, that did happen.
Wade Wilson: And Iron Lad was a douche.
Nathaniel Richards: Hey!
Elijah Bradley: You kinda were.
Wade Wilson: and then Wanda got her powers back.
Pietro Maximoff: Can we just get Amadeus Cho to hack into his facebook account and get it deleted so we can stop hearing all this shit?
Wade Wilson: Hey, Pietro, pissed cause your younger and hotter nephew beat you in a race?
Pietro Maximoff: Amadeus. We need Amadeus.
Valeria Richards: He's not talking to anyone.
Amadeus Cho: I'm just not talking to you.
Wade Wilson: You know what? You all suck. YOU'RE ALL COMIC CHARACTERS! WHY CAN'T YOU GET IT! Logan's in a million titles a month, Bucky is Captain America, you're all getting terrorised in Fear Itself, Spiderman just died in Ultimates, Johnny died in Fantastic 4 to because he saved Franklin and Valeria, and you all are fake! I'm fake! Why can't you get it!
Amadeus Cho: Okay, okay, I'm on it. His password was 'deadpoolisfreakingawesome' and now it's deleted. Gone. Disappeared in the void of internet-ness.
Scott Summers: Thankgod for that.
William Kaplan: Are we really comic characters?
Steve Rogers: No.
Reed Richards: Nope.
Tony Stark: Impossible.
Victor von Doom: Extremely unlikely.
Stephen Strange: In an alternate universe, maybe.
Hank Pym: I doubt anything he said was true.
Thomas Shepherd: I bet I'm drawn like the hottest thing in the world.
Katherine Bishop: *sigh* If you were a comic character I'm sure you're as irritating on paper as you are in real life.
Allan Heinberg to Jim Cheung: I think I'm going insane. I got linked in a facebook message from Deadpool, the Young Avengers, X-Men and Avengers talking about Children's Crusade.
Jim Cheung: Drink some coffee, get some sleep and finish the script for #9, Allan.
To Be Continued?