One fateful night…
By: Spooky
Nny sat on his couch, he was hungry, but he didn't want to leave, he was feeling lazy today. Nny wandered into the kitchen, he looked around.
"Hmmmm…" he thought aloud. Then the phone rang.
"…………………….Hello?" He said wide-eyed.
"Nny it's Devi, I made some lunch and was wondering if you wanted something other then rotting bananas for lunch."
"I have bananas?" Nny said surprised looking at a mound on the corner that now had eyes. "I don't remember buying bananas in years…"
"…….So! How about it??!"
"Sure, I'll be over in a bit."
"Love you…" Devi cooed softly.
"Love you too." Nny said hanging up. He looked at the "bananas". "What the hell are you looking at?!"
"You." Replied the bananas sarcastically. With that Nny torched the bananas.
"Wow! Nanas burn fast!" He said, pouring a conveniently placed bucket of water on the ashes and walking out to the living room, grabbing his keys walking out to his car. He put the keys in the ingestion and sped off. Nny drove over at least 20 people before arriving at Devi's apartment. He walked up to the door and rang the buzzer for Devi's apartment.
"Hello?" Devi responded.
"Hello, pizza delivery for a Miss Devi D!"
"Nny get up here before the food decides to take flight!" Devi said buzzing him up. Nny walked up to Devi's apartment with only two casualties. Nny knocked the beat on his favorite song. Devi answered, cracking the door so Nny couldn't see inside. Nny tried to peer in but with no success. Devi smiled and swung the door open reviling a neatly laid candle lit lunch.
"Isn't it supposed to be a candle lit dinner?" Nny asked with his hands behind his back peaking in.
"Shut-up and sit down." Devi said laughing. Nny walked in looking around.
"It's lovely." Nny said sitting down. Devi laid out the meal. Nny looked down at the salad, he hadn't had much more then brainfreezies in almost a week.
"Mmm.. Brainfreezy." Nny thought licking his lips. He looked down at the salad, looked safe enough. Devi and Nny began to eat they talked and laughed for what seemed to be hours.
"So I beat the guy with a shuvle!" Devi said happily.
"Did he die?" Nny asked.
"Nah, but he never tried that again!"
"Wow…" Nny said sipping his milk. He looked into Devi's eyes; she had a fiendish look in her eyes, Nny took one more sip of his milk before they both stood and ran off to Devi's room. They both lay down on her bed kissing….
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The next afternoon~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Devi woke, gazing over at Nny sleeping body.
"He sure is cute when he sleeps." Devi thought.
"He was dead when I got here…" Nny whimpered in his sleep. Devi raised an eyebrow at this.
"That was weird…" She thought. She got up put on a robe and almost skipped into the kitchen. She popped an ego into the toaster and sat at the table. Nny walked into the kitchen stretching.
"Forget something?" Devi said smiling. Nny looked down and ran off. A few seconds later Nny returned, fully clothed.
"I'd better go, I have to make sure my house didn't burn down." Nny said kissing Devi.
"Bye…" She cooed waving. Nny waved walking out. He hopped in his car and sped off. On his way home he picked up a brainfreezy and sipped it cheerfully the whole way home. He got home and popped into Squee's window. Nny looked around spotting Squee quickly.
"Got a treat for you Squee." Nny said cheerfully handing Squee a brainfreezy.
"Thank you…"Squee said taking the brainfreezy carefully. Nny jumped back through the window and back into his house.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A few weeks later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nny sat on his couch sipping his brainfreezy. The phone rang, causing Nny to jump three feet off the couch. He reached over and picked it up.
"He-"
"Nny we need to talk." Devi said not letting Nny finish his greeting.
"About what?" Nny asked sitting down.
"I'm late."
"Why are you telling me this, if you're late then get going!"
"No, I think I may be pregnant."
"WHAT?!" Nny screamed spitting out his freezy.
"I got a test, could you come over?"
"I'll be right there." Nny said hanging up. He laid back on the couch thinking. "I can't be a father. What am I getting myself into?" Nny got up, picked up his keys and headed to his car. He hopped in and drove off. He thought of himself being a father, and it scared him. Nny pulled up at Devi's and rang the buzzer. Devi buzzed him up and Nny headed up. He knocked on the door. Devi pulled open the door and yanked Nny in. He handed her a rose and a brainfreezy.
"Thank you Nny. I took the test while you where on your way and…." Devi took a deep breath, holding a can of mace behind her back. "We're going to be parents…." Nny's eyes almost popped out of his head.
"IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Nny screeched. He looked at Devi. "I don't think I'd be a good father."
"Well, we don't have much choice." Devi sighed. Nny looked over at her and noticed she was about to cry. He hugged her kissing her forehead softly.
"Maybe we'll be the best psycho family ever!" Nny said happily.
"I hope…"
End of chapter one, two coming soon!
By: Spooky
Nny sat on his couch, he was hungry, but he didn't want to leave, he was feeling lazy today. Nny wandered into the kitchen, he looked around.
"Hmmmm…" he thought aloud. Then the phone rang.
"…………………….Hello?" He said wide-eyed.
"Nny it's Devi, I made some lunch and was wondering if you wanted something other then rotting bananas for lunch."
"I have bananas?" Nny said surprised looking at a mound on the corner that now had eyes. "I don't remember buying bananas in years…"
"…….So! How about it??!"
"Sure, I'll be over in a bit."
"Love you…" Devi cooed softly.
"Love you too." Nny said hanging up. He looked at the "bananas". "What the hell are you looking at?!"
"You." Replied the bananas sarcastically. With that Nny torched the bananas.
"Wow! Nanas burn fast!" He said, pouring a conveniently placed bucket of water on the ashes and walking out to the living room, grabbing his keys walking out to his car. He put the keys in the ingestion and sped off. Nny drove over at least 20 people before arriving at Devi's apartment. He walked up to the door and rang the buzzer for Devi's apartment.
"Hello?" Devi responded.
"Hello, pizza delivery for a Miss Devi D!"
"Nny get up here before the food decides to take flight!" Devi said buzzing him up. Nny walked up to Devi's apartment with only two casualties. Nny knocked the beat on his favorite song. Devi answered, cracking the door so Nny couldn't see inside. Nny tried to peer in but with no success. Devi smiled and swung the door open reviling a neatly laid candle lit lunch.
"Isn't it supposed to be a candle lit dinner?" Nny asked with his hands behind his back peaking in.
"Shut-up and sit down." Devi said laughing. Nny walked in looking around.
"It's lovely." Nny said sitting down. Devi laid out the meal. Nny looked down at the salad, he hadn't had much more then brainfreezies in almost a week.
"Mmm.. Brainfreezy." Nny thought licking his lips. He looked down at the salad, looked safe enough. Devi and Nny began to eat they talked and laughed for what seemed to be hours.
"So I beat the guy with a shuvle!" Devi said happily.
"Did he die?" Nny asked.
"Nah, but he never tried that again!"
"Wow…" Nny said sipping his milk. He looked into Devi's eyes; she had a fiendish look in her eyes, Nny took one more sip of his milk before they both stood and ran off to Devi's room. They both lay down on her bed kissing….
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The next afternoon~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Devi woke, gazing over at Nny sleeping body.
"He sure is cute when he sleeps." Devi thought.
"He was dead when I got here…" Nny whimpered in his sleep. Devi raised an eyebrow at this.
"That was weird…" She thought. She got up put on a robe and almost skipped into the kitchen. She popped an ego into the toaster and sat at the table. Nny walked into the kitchen stretching.
"Forget something?" Devi said smiling. Nny looked down and ran off. A few seconds later Nny returned, fully clothed.
"I'd better go, I have to make sure my house didn't burn down." Nny said kissing Devi.
"Bye…" She cooed waving. Nny waved walking out. He hopped in his car and sped off. On his way home he picked up a brainfreezy and sipped it cheerfully the whole way home. He got home and popped into Squee's window. Nny looked around spotting Squee quickly.
"Got a treat for you Squee." Nny said cheerfully handing Squee a brainfreezy.
"Thank you…"Squee said taking the brainfreezy carefully. Nny jumped back through the window and back into his house.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A few weeks later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nny sat on his couch sipping his brainfreezy. The phone rang, causing Nny to jump three feet off the couch. He reached over and picked it up.
"He-"
"Nny we need to talk." Devi said not letting Nny finish his greeting.
"About what?" Nny asked sitting down.
"I'm late."
"Why are you telling me this, if you're late then get going!"
"No, I think I may be pregnant."
"WHAT?!" Nny screamed spitting out his freezy.
"I got a test, could you come over?"
"I'll be right there." Nny said hanging up. He laid back on the couch thinking. "I can't be a father. What am I getting myself into?" Nny got up, picked up his keys and headed to his car. He hopped in and drove off. He thought of himself being a father, and it scared him. Nny pulled up at Devi's and rang the buzzer. Devi buzzed him up and Nny headed up. He knocked on the door. Devi pulled open the door and yanked Nny in. He handed her a rose and a brainfreezy.
"Thank you Nny. I took the test while you where on your way and…." Devi took a deep breath, holding a can of mace behind her back. "We're going to be parents…." Nny's eyes almost popped out of his head.
"IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Nny screeched. He looked at Devi. "I don't think I'd be a good father."
"Well, we don't have much choice." Devi sighed. Nny looked over at her and noticed she was about to cry. He hugged her kissing her forehead softly.
"Maybe we'll be the best psycho family ever!" Nny said happily.
"I hope…"
End of chapter one, two coming soon!