Zexion's POV
I groaned as the bell tolled from outside, signalling that it was time to wake up. I don't know why the Superior has to wake us up at such an early time, but I got up, looking around my room. Nothing much changed as books and parchments were littered on my desk. My blankets are tangled over my legs and my pillow somehow went to the floor. It must be from the work Superior gave me yesterday.
"As the say Zexion," I thought to myself, swinging my legs off the bed, my eyes still closed. "Better up than down."
As I fully stand and stretch my arms upward, I felt something attached to my body fall to the floor. I blinked open my eyes and looked down to see my pyjama pants not attached to my hips.
"Huh?" I ask myself, but covering my mouth almost instantly, eyes wide with shock. My voice was never that high-pitched before! I enter my bathroom with such haste and look at the mirror and screamed.
Demyx's POV
"Did anybody hear a scream?" I asked out loud interrupting everyone's daily chatter and coffee.
"Nobody screamed, Dem," Axel says comfortingly, patting me on the back. "You're just missing your little Zexy, that's all."
"Hey, only I can call Zexy, Zexy," I pouted, looking at him and flicking a piece of sausage to his face. "And besides, I have a funny feeling."
"What'd you mean, Dem?" Roxas asked, munching on his bacon. Axel wiped his face out of sausage grease, and glared at me.
"It's like something's going to happen," I mutter, looking at my sunny-side eggs.
"Nothing's going to happen until you cause it, Demyx," Larxene chided, looking at her kunai with interest. By far, even Superior, Larxene is the scariest of them all. She electrocutes me, even when I'm in the water!
"Besides, Dem," Axel said comfortingly, his cheek leaning on his palm. "It's not like a female Zexion will run up here and kill someone, probably Vexen, and—"
"Shh," Xion said, hushing everyone's conversation. "Do you guys hear something?"
As a matter of fact, we can hear fast stomping, the ceiling above releasing dust. All of us looked intently at the door, Axel still drinking his juice. And after a few moments, both doors banged open revealing—
Oh my god.
"Where," Zexy thundered, stepping inside the room, looking at everyone. Axel spat out his juice in pure and utter surprise. "The. Hell. Is. Vexen?"
None of us answered, apparently we're all surprised. I noticed that his bangs were shorter, revealing the sapphire blue eyes, instead of the usual one. Not only was that, but the normal short hair at his back longer than it should be. The short height decreased even more. And his body seemed to be smaller and curvier than before.
Oh, and did I mention that Zexy is a girl?
"Who would've thought that Axel's guess came true?" Xion said in disbelief, looking at Axel.
"Don't make me repeat myself," Zexy whispered, his—I mean—her eyes suddenly changing into ominous silver. "If one of you doesn't tell me in a matter of ten seconds, so help me I'll castrate you all with a single page of my Lexicon—"
"He's right there!" We all shouted, pointing at Vexen who merely shrunk onto his seat.
"You," Zexion growled, stomping her way towards him, an aura so dark as night surrounding her. "Do you have any idea, what you did to me?!"
"Now, now Zexion," Vexen tried to say as Zexy was just in arm's length in front of him. The more he tried to resist, the faster Zexy steps to him. "No need to be rash—"
"Rash? Turning me into this, this abomination isn't rash?" Zexy shouted shrilly, making us all cringe. "This isn't anything to be called as rash! You turned me into a female!"
"Do any of you have a video camera?" Luxord asked greedily, looking at Vexen's whimpering body. "This would be a good blackmail—"
"Shut up," Axel whispered helpfully, looking quite half-amused, half-scared at Zexy's form.
"Number Six," Superior called, making Zexy's dark aura retract from her body and look at him. "Why do you blame Number Four for this—"
"Why? You are asking me why?" Zexy's asked, her voice hushed but venomous. "I'm sorry to be rude Superior, but have you not seen me in this outrageous form?"
I could've laughed, but hell. I don't want to end up on my Zexy's bad side.
"Yes, I have seen but—"
"I am very sorry for interrupting your sentence, Superior, but my conclusion is that Vexen suddenly used one of his chemicals instead of my usual milk in my morning coffee," Zexy hissed, looking at Vexen with so much hate. "And knowing him, he usually mixes everything up.
"Also by knowing from each of your faces, no one bothered to look after me subsequently I collapsed," Zexy says, looking murderous. "Did any one of you might have not concluded that my collapsing wasn't just 'stomach ache' that caused all this?"
No one of us answered. Well, sure Lexaeus carried her back to the room, but yeah, we thought it was just a small stomach ache. And her three days' absent is her day off, so we thought she was reading in her room!
"I thought so," Zexion huffed before pulling her boxers down. Our jaws dropped. She was lucky that her shirt was two times larger than her.
"Now if you will all excuse me, I need to change into more suitable clothes, seeing that I'm a lady," She huffed, throwing the boxer into her seat. "Number Fourteen, may I ask assistance from you?"
"Anything if you shout again to Vexen," Xion snickered, leaving her seat. "And depending on your size, I think it's time for your wardrobe to change."
Xion giggled at us as all our jaws dropped lower before leaving us. In the corner of my eye, I saw Zexy roll her eyes Xion before slamming the doors loudly.
"Well," Larxene drawled sarcastically after minute's silence. "We all know that someone picked a nerve at Zexion and made her go all pissy at Superior."
"And a punishment he shall have," Superior said clearly, looking at Vexen who has his head on top on the table. "One week of free molestation from Marluxia might do you some good, Number Four. But make sure that after an hour, you will be ready. We have a meeting. And wear casual clothes."
We all laughed at Marluxia as he did a funny victory dance while Vexen practically slid to the floor.
"I'll take good care of him, Superior. And we'll be probably done before that happens," Marluxia said happily and a little seductively as he threw Vexen on his shoulder and proceeded to go out of the dining hall, patting Vexen's ass while he's at it.
"Alright everyone," Superior says, gesturing Saix to stand up as well. "As I have explained to Number Eleven, we will have a meeting in an hour and I suggest that all of you must wear your casual clothing. Number Thirteen; please inform Number Fourteen and Six of this change. Is that understood everyone?"
"Yes, sir," We all responded stoically and Xemnas and Saix left, leaving us confused.
"Hm, what a weird request," I say cheerily, looking at everyone. "What do you think he has in plan?"
"I don't care, but I'm rather more interested on what's going to happen to Vexen," Xigbar laughed, looking at us with his eye.
"I bet you ten thousand munny that Vexen won't be able to move his body later," Luxord laughed, standing up.
"As if," Xigbar snorted, also standing. "Marluxia will pass out in excitement from nose-bleeding all over the place before that happens."
"We'll see," Luxord said, opening up a portal and entering it. Xigbar did the same.
"See you guys later?" I say gleefully before opening a portal to myself.
"Yup, got it memorized?" Axel says and I cringe slightly. He has to say his words, hasn't he?
"Yeah, yeah," I waved off, stepping inside the portal.