Chapter two
I woke up in the nurses office. The worst place to be when you have a major migrane because Ms. stiller, the nurse babbled more than jesssica. imagine how that must be a nightmare!
My head was killing me. I wondered what I had done to get such a headache. I didn't remember anything after I had went to the bathroom. This scared me a little. did I passout? did I take a nap or something? is there something wrong with my brain? what happened?
My stomach was hurting like crazy and I also discovered that I had a problem with burping. Every time Ms. stiller tried to say something to me...I let out a big burp.
"Ms. swan..." burp. "um...I think theres..." burp "I really think you should stop doing that..." BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!!
Ms. stiller glared at me. I burped again and giggled sofly, my cheeks flushing.
"sorry...I'm not doing it on purpose. I swear", I apologized.
she continued to glare at me. "riiiiiiiiight, and I'm madonna", she said sarcastically.
I laughed inwardly. Like she could ever look or act like madonna!!
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!!
I curled up into the fetal position and started to suck on my thumb, hoping that would keep me from burping. I was wrong. it didn't help one bit.
Burp!!
Ms. stiller locked her teeth together and her hands were formed into fists. "keep this up and I'll just have to send you to the principals office!" She yelled at. I cowarded down into my pillow in fear, rocking back and forth in the fetal position, thumb still in mouth.
I burped again.
I closed my eyes and waited for the fury. "That's it!!" Ms. stiller screamed.
my eyes flew open. "no, please don't! it was an accident! I swear please believe me! please, I beg you!" I screamed in fear.
She sighed and unlocked her teeth. "alright, alright, I'll have some symphathy for ya this time, princess, but the next time you let out gas...", she pointed towards the open door. "you're out!!"
I nodded quickly. "can I have some water, please? I think it would help alot", I asked quietly. She glared at me one more time before going to get me a cup of water.
I felt tired after all the burping I had done and just as I was nodding off into dreamland...I burped!
There was a crashing sound of glass as Ms. stiller screamed bloody murder.
"THAT'S THE LAST STRAW, SWAN! YOU'RE OUT!"
I leaped off the bed as fast as I could before she could catch me and raced out into the empty hall.
"SECURITY, WE'VE GOT A RUNNER!!SHE'S GETTING AWAY!!"
I ran and ran and ran until I got to the second floor. I looked behind me and discovered that no one was there. I slid down to the floor and dropped my head in my hands. what had I done? my father was sure to hear about this!
I looked up and noticed that I was leaning on a soda machine. hmmm...that's strange. there seems to be alot of those these days. well, since I'm thirsty I might as well buy one, I thought.
I looked into my pocket and realized that I only had ten dollars left of my allowance. That's strange. I could have sworn that I had twenty three dollars in all.
oh well, I probably spent it yesterday or something, I thought, slipping a dollar into the machine. I picked a coke as my choice and it cam rolling out of the slot at the bottom opening.
I retrieved the can and popped it open and took a sip. this tastes good!
stop drinking that this instant, young lady! you know what caffiene does to you!
a voice in my head panicked. huh? I had no idea what was talking about because I felt fine. perfectly fine.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP!!
or not...
After school:
I didn't know why but I wanted to pull a prank, a joke. I felt like I-I wanted to...cheer and sing!!
I snuck into the cheerleaders locker room and put on one of their skimpy cheering outfits and stole a pair of pom-poms. I walked over to where the other cheerleaders were on the football team and started to stretch. "um...bella? what the hell are you doing? you're not a cheerleader", the head cheerleader, Celeste told me angrily.
I looked up and smiled at her. "you wanna see my routine? it's off the chiz-ang!" I said happily. Celeste smile in a sort of evil way. "yeah, humor me. let's see what you've got", she said. her other team mates gathered around to see what the commotion was about.
"is she wearing our uniform?" a brunette asked.
I ignored that.
I needed someone to help me do my routine so I ran over to mike and whispered in his ear about what we were going to do. Mike's eyes widened in horror and he yelled
"I HAVE TO DO WHAT?!"
I giggled and forced him to go into the cheerleaders locker room. After fifteen minutes Mike came out wearing the same skimpy skirt and shirt I had on with matching pom-poms. he glared at me and I laughed.
"if you do this with me...I'll give you a kiss!" That was a lie. As if I wanted my lips to fall off. Mike bought it and began stuttering like an idiot. "r-really?"
I smiled. "really", I coughed.
"GET A MOVE ON, WHAT'S YOUR FACE! WE'VE GOT MAJOR WORK TO DO!!" Celeste screamed at me.
"why the hell is mike newton dressed in a skirt? man, this is priceless!" one of the blonde haired cheerleaders said in between laughs.
"hey mike you gots the radio?"
"yeah".
"alrighty then. LET'S ROCK AND ROLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!"
Mike put in the CD I gave him and pressed the Start button on the radio.
Mike went first. He sang:
"Did you get hit in the head by a truck or did you just get bad luck and got tripped instead? because you stupid and your favorite character is cupid!!"
"Burn!!"
It was my turn. I ruffleed my pom-poms and sang:
"yo, dude, you need to get laid and make it last because with that face of yours, you need to book that surgery fast!!"
"Burn!!"
Then we mouthed the chrus together:
"U-G-L-Y, you ain't gots no alibi! you ugly! yeah, yeah! you ugly!!"
Mike did a worm on the floor and sang:
"you gots a nose like a pig!!
"BURN!!"
I leaped in the air and sang:
"with that hair, you should be wearing a wig!!"
"Burn!!"
Mike sang:
"girl, look at the weight on you! you look so fat!
weight like that surely can break a bat!!
"burn!!"
I glared at him and "accidentally kicked him in the shin. it didn't have any effect on him.
I was up next. I sang:
"yo, boy, one of these days you 'bout to get schooled .
if you think you gots rappin down you stupid because you ain't gots me fooled!!"
Then we sang the last chorus toghether that I made up on the spot.
"YOU FUGLY,
YEAH! YEAH!
YOU STUGLY,
YEAH! YEAH!
AND MOST OF ALL YOU UGLY!!"
Celeste and her teammates just stared at us in awe, like what?
"where did you learn those cheers?" celeste asked me, smiling a real smile now.
"that's for me to know and you to find out", I answered proudly.
"you have to teach us the routine. in fact we could really use you guys on our team!"
I snorted. "this routine is ours and ours only! so...you can't have it!"
Celeste looked like she might cry. "b-b-but..." her voice trailed off.
"no buts. mike and I have to go now", I said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Celeste screamed as I walked off with Mike.
I popped open another soda and gulped it down without mercy. "MY LIPS ARE CHAPPIN, LETS GET SMACKIN'!!" Mike yelled, grabbing my wrist. I giggled and smacked him across the face...hard.
"What The Hell WAS THAT FOR!?"
"YOU WERE BEING FORWARD!!"
"I WAS NOT!!"
"WAS TOO!!"
"WAS NOT!!"
"I'M TELLING EDWARD ON YOU!!"
Mike gasped. "YOU WOULDN'T!!"
I smiled. "I WOULD!!"
"I WANNA SEE YOU TRY!!"
"I'm REACHING FOR MY CELL PHONE!!"
"NO DON'T!! I WAS KIDDING, BELLA!! PLEASE DON'T!! HE'LL KILL ME!!"
"THATS THE WHOLE IDEA!! DUH!!"
"PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING!!JUST DON'T DO IT!!"
I grinned wickedly.
"I DARE YOU TO...RAPE TYLER AND ERIC!!"
Mike's eyes bulged out of it's sockets in shock.
"YOU DARE ME TO DO WHAT?!"
I laughed maniacally. "YOU HEARD ME, YOU CUNT!!"
"I CAN'T DO IT! I'LL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE!!"
"THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!! GENIOUS!!"
"OH COME ON!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!!"
I sighed. "IT'S THAT OR YOU GO FUCK A DUCK!!"
"I'D RATHER DIE!!"
"ALRIGHT THEN. YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT. I'M GOING TO CALL EDWARD!!
mike started to cry and I laughed. "are you crying? man, you really are as fruity as everyone says you are...QUEERDO!!"
"THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!!"
"YES IT IS. IT'S A MIXTURE OF QUEER AND WEIRDO".
"DUDETTE, YOU'VE GONE MAD I TELL YOU!! MAD!!"
"ARE YOU SAYING THAT I NEED HELP?"
I got up in his grillz and glared at him, forming my hands into fists.
"N-NO, BELLA. I WAS TRYING TO SAY THAT...MAYBE YOU'VE HAD A BIT TOO MUCH ACOHOL TODAY!!"
"THAT'S IT, NEWTON!! YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!" I screamed.
I was about to hit him when I heard someone say "ISABELLA SWAN, YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!!"
my eyes got big. "HOLY SHIT STICKS!! IT'S MR. BURGER!!"
Mike looked at me like I had two heads and said quietly "what did you do now?"
I ignored his question and said instead "GOTTA RUN!!SEE YA, WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA!!"
Then I took off running down the street to my house like a burglar, screaming "RAPE!! RAPE!! RAPE!!"
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