DISCLAIMA: I'm black. Stephanie Meyer is white. Get the idea? She owns Twilight and all the hot guys in it. I DON'T. Why do I have to keep telling you this?
Bella's POV
I was hoping that this Saturday would be batter than the last. I ended up taking Emmett's stick and shoving it up his...well... let's just say he can't walk very well. Rose laughed, but she got mad afterwards when he was sobbing uncontrollably. Edward and I decided to just walk to Esme's house so we could get some alone time before we had to face up to Emmett again.
"I love you, Edward." I whispered in his ear.
"I know you do; If you didnt, you wouldnt put up with my family..." His laugh echoed throughout Forks.
"What game should we play tonight?" Rose asked introspectively.
"How about Twister?" Emmett pleaded with evil in his eyes.
"No, you perv."
"I wasn't thinking of it in a nasteh way..." He looked at her innocently and batted his eye lashes.
"Whatever. Let's play the lemon game," I suggested nonchalantly, even though I wanted to do it so badly I wanted to jump up and down.
"What is that?" Emmett asked in a puzzled tone.
"You, of all people, don't know what the lemon game is?" We all stared at him skeptically. I started explaining it. "Now let's start."
"I can lick it," Emmett said, trying to be calm and collected.
"I can suck it," Rose growled at Emmett.
"I could squeeze it," Edward looked at me wagging his eyebrows.
"I could peel it," I tried to keep my straight face.
"I want to eat it," Emmett looked at Rose suggestively.
"I would love getting all of the juice out of it," Rose giggled.
"I could bite it," Edward said. "Or nibble on it." He looked at me sensually.
"Why's everyone looking at me? Remember? I'm the angel. I have no more. I will have no part in your dirty, little game." I stuck up my nose.
"YOU STARTED IT THOUGH!" Emmett laughed like a hyena.
"What game should we do now?" I asked, ignoring Emmett's commenting.
"As long as we're messing with lemons...." I said, remembering a game I played as a child.
"NO! Not one of your dirty, little games again!" Emmett mocked me, again.
"It's not that bad. It's just the necking game." I replied.
"Not that bad? Necking? Of course, because we all play games about necking..."He trailed off.
"No. You put a lemon between your chin and your neck; someone then gets it from you with their chin and neck. DUH. You're so oblivious." I rolled my eyes. We started trying to play it, but failed. We ended up just necking. Edward and I were rolling around half naked. Emmett and Rose were moaning behind the couch. We didn't even want to think about asking what they were doing... so much for 'family nights'...