Hehe HI GUYS! REMEMBER MEEE!? XD YA THE GIRL WHO HASNT UPDATED IN SO LONG UT BURNS HER EYES TO LOOK. IZ MEH PINA!

I just got inspiration to keep writing this story, and I think it's kinda weak but oh well I'm a sucky writer anyway XD

With out further adieu~ DA DISCLAIMER

Disclaimer: IDONTOWNDGMORWHATNOTTOWEARORANYGLITTERCUPCAKESPRETZELSBUTIMTEMPTEDTOOWNTHESHOVEL /houseplanted

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Remembering that Komui had wished to talk to Allen, the boy turned to the mad Scientist. "So Komui, you said you wanted to talk to me?"

"That's right!" Komui snapped his thumb and pointer finger together as an evil glint entered his eyes. "Just give me a moment!" He shouted and rushed off to his private experiment room, a cloud of dust trailing behind him.

Lenalee and Allen sighed as they heard the purple haired mans maniac laugh. "Do you know what Komui wants with me?" Allen asked Lenalee

The greenette shook her head. "Sorry, I don't. Do you want some coffee while we wait for Komui?"

"I'm alright, thanks." Allen politely declined, raising his hands in an apologetic manner.

Lenalee smiled and nodded. After a moment of silence, she opened her mouth again, but was interrupted by the sounds of Komuis maniac laughter.

"ITS FINISHED~" His laughter probably energized from too much caffeine (A/N: Komui would be scary with energy drinks...) rang through the air.

Everyone in the science department stopped working/sleeping and looked over to the head chiefs private lab. Some had mystified looks, others horrified, though usually everybody was terrified whenever something emerged from that room. Overall everyone was anxious to see just what Komui had 'finished'.

Thick silence filled the book cluttered room. Then of course it had to be broken by the sound of eerie thumps of whatever was behind the laboratory door. Probably not a good thing. Allen felt a shiver crawl up and down his spine...a physical shiver..like a hand. Ultimately creeped out, Allen looked behind him and his silver eyes widened in fear.

Lurking behind him, trailing their hands in a 'spooky' hand motion was...Lavi? Allen blinked before smiling nervously at the red head. "U-um Lavi?...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" The completely calm exorcist screeched. (A/N: for those who aren't they brightest crayon in the box, that was SARCASM, behold Pina is sarcastic)

"Adding effects." The flamboyant boy bluntly replied with a grin.

"WELL QUIT IT...please."

"I PRESENT TO YOU," Komui slammed the doors open melodramatically, a mad scientist grin twisted onto his face. "THE NEWLY REFURBISHED SIR KOMLIN!"

...Well this couldn't get worse right? RIGHT? Ehhhhhh wrong.

All of the scientists in the room (minus Komui) immediately dove under their respected desks and tried to become much smaller then they actually appeared to be. A mutual fear of becoming the latest generation of Komlins target. The bot was known for mass destruction, omelette making, and clothes stripping. The scariest of scary kind of fangirls probably wouldn't even take him on.

The presented robot zoomed in on Komui. "What are my orders?" It asked in its emotionless voice.

"Sir Komlin," Komui pointed dramatically at Allen. "Since I have created you to be a master at everything. I command you to clean up this exorcists appearance."

"W-WHAT?!" The already enraged exorcist yelled, his stark white hair standing on end in horror.

Komui, completely relaxed with having just issued a most likely unstable robot to go fashionista on a completely innocent person, (A/N: ...Did you see what I did there? Innocent? Eh eh? Ok I'll shut up.) waved nonchalantly at Allen. "Don't worry Allen, youre just getting better ends at this deal~ Sir Komlin gets to test his abilities and you my boy, get to change that old man appearance!"

" EH, OLD MAN! ILL SHOW YOU WHO THE OLD MAN IS YOU-"

"Understood. Change Exorcist, Allen Walkers, fashion sense." Komlin replied, his lens targeting Allen. "Will proceed to take action now."

"B-brother! Don't you think this is a bit absurd?!"

"It's completely safe, Lenalee!...I think. Oh well, details details!"

"Heh, your starting to sound like Skylar, Komui." Lavi mused as he watched Allen get chased around the room, intent on keeping away from the advancing robot.

"L-Lavi your not helping at all!"

"Sorry Lenalee~ I guess me and my trusty hammer will just have to intervene with thi-" Unsurprisingly, as soon as Lavi took his innocence out of his pocket, he was shot in the face by a not so innocent scientist. "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR KOMUI!?" The Bookman jr. yelled in frustration as he stood back up, this time with an octopus for a head.

"Oh no! AN OCTOPUS. ATE. LAVI!"

"Brother! Don't play passive!"

"WILL SOMEONE HELP ME GET RID OF THE KOMLIN BEFORE IT TRAMPLES ME!" A white haired boy screamed while running around scientific stuff.

"What is going on in here!" Reever complained as he opened the door, a grumpy samurai behind him, followed by an annoyed Turkish woman.

A baffled look crossed Reever and Miatas face while Kanda just "Che'd". The scene in front of them a bit insane. Allen was running around the room, his shirt having been ripped off by his new fangirl, Komlin the whatever generation since the authors too lazy to find out. (A/N: HEY I HAVE A DUTY OF PROCRASTINATION I MUST PROTECT)Half of the scientists were hiding under their paperwork since it was more abundant and dense then their desks. (A/N: Sounds like me with Homework.) The rest, bless their souls, were running behind the Komlin, trying to get it off of Allen.

Objects were flying over and across the room, Mt Procrastination desolated by Komlin, a random pretzel flying across the room smacking Reever in the face, a shovel almost decapitating one of the cowering scientist. A bottle of glitter and skittles had been opened and were everywhere, making everybody sneeze and trip. (A/N: Don't ask me what skittles are doing in the 18th century *shrugs*) Lavi was struggling to pull the Octopus off of his head, Lenalee trying her best to help him. Komui, the ever so helpful savior, was laughing up to the sky like a maniac with his hands proudly on his hips, eating a cupcake. With. Sprinkles. A mighty fine cupcake indeed.

Reever having no words just face palmed while the other two scowled. They were gone for no longer than five minutes and this happened. Allen, usually unlucky, had been making distance between him and Komlin. Until he tripped on a random pile of glitter. Falling to the ground, the cursed boys hand brushed past an experiments bottle. The bottle fell to the ground in slow motion. You would think somebody would catch it, but no they let it fall.

The unsafe bottle cracked as it fell onto Allen, and with a poof. A very manly shade of hot pink engulfed the white haired exorcist. Once cleared, in Allen's place stood...a clown?

His "old man" outfit was replaced by a ridiculous, poofy, multi colored clown outfit. His shoes elfish and pointy. The boy even wore make up which he did. Not. Look good in. (A/N: Allen ever heard of too much eyeshadow) powered white face like the Victorians and red lips like he wanted to be kissed...but Allen probably has coodies so don't. His normally shaggy white hair was slicked back. Even the people from what not to wear could fix Allen's problem.

Finally ridding the octopuses(a/n: is that even a word?) first layer, Lavi looked over at Allen and cackled in glee. "BWAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT YOURSELF MOYASHI! Y-YOU'RE A CLOWN!"

"I. NOTICED. AND MY NAMES ALLEN."

Reever sighed and shook his head. Komlin, satisfied with Allen's new outfit, wobbled over to Komui who glomped one of the spider like legs. But as usual, Komuis praise for his new invention didn't last long as, Sir Komlins head caved in with a powerful kick.

"NO SIR KOMLIN THE GREAT!" The mad scientist shrieked.

"BIG BROTHER I TOLD YOU NO MORE KOMLINS!" His Greenette sister scolded.

"THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO KILL OFF MY BEAUTIFUL CREATION!"

"WILL YOU BOTH QUIET DOWN PLEASE?!" Reever shouted above the siblings.

The two turned to him, making the Australian man flinch before clearing his throat. "What's done is done Cheif, Komlins bit the dust. Now let's focus on how to change Allen back to normal. The makeup won't come off, and his hair just bounces back into place."

"NO! We must leave him the way he is in remembrance of sir Komlin!"

"Brother..."

"I DONT WANT TO STAY LIKE THIS FOREVER!" Allen panicked and gripped the collar of Komuis shirt.

"But your a cute clown! Miata likes it!" Komui cooed while pointing to the Turkish exorcist.

"Cheif, Miatas cowering in the corner, hissing at Allen. I don't think she likes it."

"HOW ARE YOU NOT IN AN INSANE ASYLUM!" Allen continued shaking Komuis shirt collar.

Komui cackled and bashfully smacked Allen's face, sending the whitette to the ground hard. "Oh Allen~ Who ever said I haven't been~~"

"Brother don't lie!"

"You seriously need help.." Kanda mumbled.

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Sooo ya .-. Boredom is boredom XD I don't even know what I wrote..

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