I'm back, and not dead!

But anyways, I have no idea what this one's about, I just took some shtuff and threw it into a magical pile called crack...

Danke for the reviews! I love to see people like my stories~!

Disclaimer:

Candy: Okay! Today Prussia will be doing the disclaimer!

Prussia: *Glances around* -deep breath- CottonCandy57 owns Hetalia, She will always own Hetalia too! She also owns the so-

Germany: *slaps hand over Prussia's Mouth* -sigh- CottonCandy57 Does NOT own Hetalia, Nor does she own the song. If she owned Hetalia, *blushy awkwardness* GerIta would have already been Canon... *Grabs Prussia's Ear and Drags him off*

Prussia: OW! This is so OW! Unawesome..

Candy: O_O wtf...

Russia was walking down one of the many hallways in his house, and sadly, America had hooked up one of his new fangled gadgets to the intercom system, and the only song that was able to play out of them was "I'm Sexy and I know it" Pretty soon, it had started to get on his nerves, and he was considering ripping the intercom system out of the walls when Belarus started to sing along to the song behind him. Lithuania had joined soon after, and the rest of the Baltics joined too... Ukraine wasn't allowed inside though, but she was singing from outside the house.

Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,
It's Redfoo with the big afro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow, oh..

Belarus was trying to grab hold of him, when he started running. He cursed building such a large house, and continued to go down various hallways, the eerie sound of horrible American music following him everywhere.

Ah... Girl look at that body,
Ah... Girl look at that body,
Ah... Girl look at that body,
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body,
Ah... Girl look at that body,
Ah... Girl look at that body,
Ah... I work out

He turned around abruptly only to see Belarus gazing up at him, holding her knife.

He flipped his shit after that.

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A MAGICAL SONG/CRACKFIC~!

Romania, Belgium, and France took the stage that those who had just sung "Bohemian Rhapsody" Came from.

Romania quickly grabbed the microphone, and some techno-style music started playing...

"Well She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene" He poofed everyone into leather jackets and jeans. France almost had a heart attack.
Belgium spinned and took the microphone, "I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One"
France grabbed the air, "Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round"
They all sang to each others backs, "She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round"

Romania stared in the distance meaningfully, "She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene"
"Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That Dreamed Of Being The One," Belgium disappeared behind a bed, that just so happened to be conveniently placed in the middle of the stage.
"Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round" The two sang.

And then the most amazing thing happened... Like so amazing, you'd probably die. England started floating down from the ceiling on a platform attached to a pole. He was dancing. On the pole. Go get a tissue, you look like you need one.

"People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts!"

The others "ooh"ed

"And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of Who You Love
And Be Careful Of What You Do 'Cause The Lie Becomes The Truth, eheh!"

All four of them began to sing, "Billy Jean is not my lover! She's just a girl, who claims I am the one! But the kid is not my s-"

They got cut off by Sealand, who had jumped from near the light booth, and rapped, "All right stop, Collaborate and listen! Ice is back with my brand new invention!"

Wy jumped down from the right side, and also rapped, "Something grabs a hold of me tightly, Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly!"

Seborga jumped from the left, "Will it ever stop? Yo – I don't know, Turn off the lights and I'll glow!"

Prussia landed in the middle, in an awesome pose, "To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal, Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle."

They all sang, "Deadly!"

Yet another group had managed to crash the party, but this time it was a Girl with reddish-blondish-brownish hair, and a blond who was convinced she wasn't, in fact, a blond.

The girl with the freaky hair held up her hand, and waved the two "Bands" Together, The blond stood next to her, blushing because England was still dancing on the pole...

"Guys, guys, cut it out! Those are both... naw, "Billie Jean" is obviously better than "Ice Ice Baby"..." She drifted off, but the blond tapped her shoulder, and whispered something in her ear. She snapped up, and exclaimed, "Oh yeah~! I'm Jessie, this is my Best Fucking Friend For Life, Caitryn, and we're here to propose a peace treaty!" She smiled obnoxiously, "Who would like to go first?"

"Caitryn" Facepalmed, and sighed, "One, my name is Caitlyn, and two, You really think they're just gonna start liking eachother just like that?" She shook her head dissaprovingly, "You are so crazy, then again..." She too got a drifted off look on her face. "Our Imaginations are too goddamn smexy for your innocent minds, Lets go watch Anime and read Readerx Fanfics" She said before dragging Jessie off, and Jessie was yelling at her for, "Not being able to ship anything" But, back to the story...

"I forgot what we were doing..." France said, scratching his neck nervously

"Me too..." Seborga mumbled, and they all nodded their heads in agreement. Romania snapped his fingers, and pulled everyone into one of those group chat things where you cant see the players heads...

Later!

Everyone was dressed in High School outfits, and they started singing, "Together, together, together everyone! Together, together, come on lets have some fun! Together, were there for each other every time! Together together come on lets do this right"

England was dressed in a basketball jersey, and stepped forward, "Here and now its time for celebration, I finally figured it out!" He grabbed America's hand, and they sang together, "That all our dreams have no limitations, That's what its all about!"

France walked forward, pushing the two back, "Everyone is special in their own way! We make each other strong!" He grabbed Canada's hand, and Canada proceeded to Mumble-sing, "Were not the same, Were different in a good way!" Before skipping with France, "Together's where we belong!"

Everyone then proceeded to have a giant dance break, singing, "We're all in this together! Once we know, That we are, We're all stars And we see that!"

"We're all in this together!" Romania pulled Bulgaria, who just happened to be in a high shool cheerleading outfit, onto the scene, "And it shows, When we stand, Hand in hand, Make our dreams come true~!"

JAZZ HANDS!

Meanwhile, Caitryn and Jessie were sitting in the tech booth, laughing their heads off. Caitryn was the first to notice that there was someone watching them. She tapped Jessie's shoulder, and she glanced around, before seeing the obvious camera right in front of her face.

"Oh yeah!" She said, "Please leave reveiws, and Follow and Favorite! They make me happy, and give me energy to bug this," She poked Caitryn's super-blushy face, "One here!"

Caitryn sighed, "Why am I friends with you? Oh yeah..." She looked down, before Jessie forced her to do a "Hetalia-fangirl-five!" As she said..

Or maybe it was just because they just so happened to be flute players...

Or maybe it was because Jessie is just so dang obnoxious... aside from when she has to sit next to Bailey... she's a-

BACK TO THE POINT!

So how did Jessie and Caitryn become friends?

"Eh, I'm not really sure... We're getting off topic, though..." Caitryn then proceeded to pull out a schedule, and read it, before slamming it shut, causing Jessie to jump... Because she gets startled easily... Goddamn Belarus, He's creepy...

"AHHH, Stop getting off topic!" Caitryn scream-yelled

We'll just leave you guys alone...

The BTT sang, "I'm Gay" By Bowling For Soup... The author might make the next chapter about that...

Wait, nevermind, she died again...

Sorry