Disclaimer: I don't Bleach (sadly).
Author's Note: I promise it WILL get more interesting.
"I'm sorry," he whispered looking down avoiding her eyes.
"It's okay," she laughed kissing him, leading him back towards the bed to lay down.
"Does your head hurt?" She laughed at the thought of Inoue busting in on their honeymoon suite once again.
"Its not funny," he shouted his anger flaring along with his headache.
"I'm sorry," she kissed him, but began to snigger again.
"Whatever," Ichigo now upset turning away from her.
"Ichigo," she whispered kneeling onto the bed, "This will make you feel better I promise..." Rukia had began to slip her shinigami robes off and saw a strange expression cross Ichigo's face.
"Ahh, Rukia...," he whispered.
She smiled.
"No... not that, do you hear that?" Suddenly Ichigo sat up, slightly pushing Rukia off of him listening intently.
There was silence, and then mutterings.
"Where is it coming from?" asked Ichigo now lifting himself from the bed.
" all creations of the universe, fluttering of the wings,"
They both looked towards the ceiling, to the darkened sky out window, and the bathroom.
" ye who bears the name of man! Scorching heat and disorder,"
"Is that an incantation?" shouted Ichigo, "Isn't it the---."
" evolve the transposition..."
"Ichigo!" shouted Rukia, recognizing the trouble to come.
" of the southern sea barrier."
A hot white flash shot from the direction of their door, blasting through their headboard. Ichigo found himself on the floor underneath his wife.
"What the hell---," Ichigo began.
With the door half blown off, a man with red hair and black tattoos covering his face entered the room.
"BAKA!" shouted Ichigo looking up to find Renji, quite a close friend of Rukia's, destroying their hotel room.
"Heh, Ichi and little Rukia playing naughty games?" Said Renji, laughing loudly and clutching his stomach.
"YOU MORON YOU COULD HAVE KNOCKED!" Yelled Ichigo, who had now picked up Rukia along with himself from the floor.
"YOU IDIOT YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US!" Rukia said, dusting herself off from flying feathers of their pillows and ignited sheets. Once she had stomped out the flame she heading toward Abarai with rage.
Renji noticed the animosity in Rukia's face. Now nervous for his life, he began to plead.
"Oi! Rukia, I was just...uh...yeah...," he said scratching his head, digging for an excuse.
"Renji! You...UGH... don't you 'Oi' me! What do you--why are you--," unable to gather her thoughts Ichigo took over the conversation.
"Was it necessary to blow our door off its hinges and a whole through our bed?"
Renji smiled, "I just wanted a sneak peek, I wanted to see if you guys started doing---."
Obviously Renji had crossed the line of friendship, for Rukia had him in a binding wrestling move unknown to mankind.
"Renji you BAKA it's MY HONEYMOON and here you are BUSTING into our room like the BAKA you are," she cried, locking his head under arms and somehow managing to twist his leg under her body.
Ichigo, seeing were this was going (a battle to the death), intercepted by grabbing the ill-tempered Rukia under the arms and hoisting her off Renji.
He held her tightly and whispered calming words into her ears, along with sweet notions of torture for Abarai-kun later. She felt calmer, and was soothed by his harsh voice saying such comforting words.
Renji saw his Rukia embraced by Ichigo. 'They are inseparable', he thought.
Ichigo soon felt comfortable enough to let Rukia go, but was soon regretting doing so.
"BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!" shouted Rukia as she head locked poor Renji under her arm.
Renji managed to come out of the head lock, alive and well.
He rubbed his neck tenderly as Rukia was gathered up by Ichigo once more.
"I just wanted to know if you--."
He was suddenly cut off by a look from Ichigo and decided to drop the target.
"Well if you need me I'm down the hall on the right, Urahara's having a party." He said heading back to the door, which was now only surviving on one hinge.
"So, everyone's at this hotel. Is that what you're saying Renji?" Asked Rukia who was now considering the more interruptions of the night.
"Yeah, even Byakuya-taijou," said Renji quite absent-mindedly.
Ichigo felt his face redden. There was no way they'd be having a honey moon tonight.
Renji gave his cheeky smile and decided it was time to go. Grabbing a bottle of sake out of the refrigerator, he wished them luck on "doing it", as he proclaimed, and was soon chased out by Rukia.
Unfortunately, he left his mess behind; the door which had completely unhinged itself, the hole in their headboard, even the feathers which continued to fly and lie on top of their heads.
Ichigo looked at Rukia with a look of desperation on his face.
She smiled and kissed him, and muttered those words of comfort right back at him.
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