Hey guys! Thanks to everyone who reviewed! Lol! You guys inspire me even more!!
Alright, enough of my ranting, now it's time for chapter 2!
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Chapter 2:
Bella: stupid lamb
Edward: MasochisticVlion
Emmett: toughteddybear
Alice: shortstopxshopper
Rosalie: Hottiewithabody
Jasper: Doyoufeelit
Jacob: Wolfyduhduhduh
Mike Newton: Fig-Newton
Hottiewithabody has signed on
Stupid lamb has signed on
MasochisticVlion has signed on
toughteddybear has signed on
Stupid lamb: hellooooo peeeps!
Toughteddybear: SINCE WHEN AM I A DUCK?
Hottiewithabody: Emmett, what r u talking about?
Toughteddybear: those peep things! You know, like the marshmallow candy-ish junk!
Stupid lamb: I wasn't calling you that… lol
MasochisticVlion: ANYWAYS…. Emmett, I can't believe you burned Alice's clothes!!!!
Toughteddybear: I DID?! WHEN?!
MasochisticVlion: last night when she was shopping with Bella! You said you were mad at her for rolling her eyes at you on AIM the other day so you burnt her clothes!
Toughteddybear: THAT WASN'T ME, YOU TART-MUFFIN! THAT WAS ARTHUR!
Hottiewithabody: who's Arthur?
Toughteddybear: *GASP* MY TWIN BROTHER!
Stupid lamb: oh, no! Emmett, are you candy-drunk again?
Toughteddybear: NO! I see Arthur on the 3rd Tuesday of every other month.
MasochisticVlion: oh yeah?! How come I've never met him!
Toughteddybear: HE DOESN'T LIKE STRANGERS!!!! Gosh, Edward, you're supposed to be smart, girlfriend!
Stupid lamb: Edward is smart! And stop making fun of my boyfriend!
MasochisticVlion: thanks, hun
Stupid lamb: I was talking about Mike Newton…
Toughteddybear: OOOO… YOU JUST GOT BURNT BY A CLUSMY, BLUSHING, HUMAN! That's gonna leave a bruise in the morning!!
MasochisticVlion: Bella, what are you talking about?!! Are you breaking up with me?!
Hottiewithabody: DUN DUN DUN…
Stupid lamb: Edward, I was KIDDING! Lol, you can never take a joke!
MasochisticVlion: thank god…
Toughteddybear: *screams like a girl* OMG! SOMEONE GET A CAMERA!
Hottiewithabody: what? What is it, babe?
Toughteddybear: THERE'S A BIRD! A BIRD!
Stupid lamb: where?
Toughteddybear: IN…OUR…TREE! OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! AAAAH!
MasochisticVlion: *sarcastic voice* OMG! A BIRD, IN A TREE! NO WAY! *rolls eyes*
Toughteddybear: I KNOW IT SOUNDS RIDICULOUS, BUT THERE IS!! THERE IS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO! ITS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stupid lamb: just like your dignity…
MasochisticVlion: hahaha!!!
Toughteddybear: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY DIGNITY'S GONE? HUH, WHY YOU LOOKIN THERE?!
Hottiewithabody: Emmett, are you ok babe?
Toughteddybear: no, Rosalie, I told you I wanted the power rangers lunch box set, and you did NOT get me it! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, NOT BUYING ME THINGS?!! WHAT, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE MY WIFE OR SOMETHING?!?!
Hottiewithabody: well, I was kind of hoping…
Toughteddybear: if we were a move, you'd be the right guy! And I'd be the best friend, that you'd fall in love with!! CHOCOLATE! THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
MasochisticVlion: oh god, here we go again!
Stupid lamb: I'm just gonna leave before Emmett explodes. Bye Edward, I'll see you tonight! I love you! Bye Rose! And for you, Emmett… get some help.
MasochisticVlion: you know what, I think I'll go, too. Bye Bella, I love you. Bye Rose, call a therapist, Emmett.
Hottiewithabody: yeah, bye Emmett.
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Wolfyduhduhduh has signed on
Toughteddybear: ew! It smells like dog poop! JACOB! GET OUT OF MY YARD!
Woldyduhduhduh: hardy, har, har!
Toughteddybear: wow, you're real cool. So, what would you like for Christmas? I WANT THE POWER RANGERS LUCNH BOX SET!
Wolfyduhduhduh: thanks for sharing. Now where's Bella?!
Toughteddybear: does this look like the face of someone who knows?
Wolfyduhduhduh: Idk, I can't see your face.
Toughteddybear: Oh, but if you could, it's scowling at you right now!
Wolfyduhduhduh: do you even know what scowling means?!
Toughteddybear: nope, I was trying to sound smart, but that doesn't work for everyone.
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Toughteddybear: PSSSH! Emmett McCarthy Cullen doesn't need him to have fun! LET'S WORK THAT STEREO, GIRLFRIEND! YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! CHILL IT OUT, TAKE IT SLOW! THEN YOU ROCK OUT THE SHOW!
Toughteddybear: I'm gonna leave now. So uh, goodbye! Drive safe, and don't forget to eat your flinnstone vitamins'! (I personally like the purple ones!)
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Doyoufeelit has signed on
Shortstopxshopper has signed on
Doyoufeelit: Hey, sweetheart! What's up?
Shortstopxshopper: WHO BURNED MY CLOTHES!
Doyoufeelit: someone told me that Emmett's twin brother did it. Arthur.
Shortstopxshopper: AAAH!!!!!!!!!
Doyoufeelit: well, uh… how much did he burn?
Shortstopxshopper: 4 shirts, and 2 pairs of jeans!!!!!! : (
Doyoufeelit: *sends calm waves to Alice*
Shortstopxshopper: thanks, babe. But I'm still furious!
Doyoufeelit: Do you want me to get Emmett for you?
Shortstopxshopper: YES! NOW!
Toughteddybear has signed on
Toughteddybear: WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT RIGHT NOW?! I WAS PLAYING MY SPONGEBOB GAME!
Shortstopxshopper: EMMETT MCCARTHY CULLEN! YOU BURNED MY CLOTHES!!!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!
Toughteddybear: IT WAS ARTHUR! DON'T YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND ENGLISH!?!? God! so, where does coffee come from?!
shortstopxshopper: AAAAAAHHHHH! UUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Toughteddybear: oh, feisty one.
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Stupid lamb has signed on
Stupid lamb: hey guysss!
MasochisticVlion: hey sweetheart! Whatcha dooooin?
Stupid lamb: talking to you! You silly bo-billy!
Toughteddybear: NO ONE ANSWERED MY QUESTION!
MasochisticVlion: You never asked one.
Toughteddybear: Oh, well I wanted to know where coffee came from!!
Stupid lamb: coffee beans, DUH!
Toughteddybear: WOW!! Are they the kind that make you fart?
MasochisticVlion: No…. wow Emmett, why don't you just look this up online?
Toughteddybear: YOU CAN DO THAT?! OMG! THIS IS LIKE… THE BEST DAY EVER!
Stupid lamb: Emmett, how much chocolate did you eat today?
Toughteddybear: a weeeee-bit. : )
MasochisticVlion: oh no…here we go…
Toughteddybear: .you. Wow, wouldn't you be like really creeped out if someone said that to you? Wouldn't ya?!
Stupid lamb: Edward, why can't you have calm waves like Jasper?
MasochisticVlion: sorry, baby, I just don't roll that way. : )
Stupid lamb: lol. 33333
Toughteddybear: MY EYES! THEY BURN!
MacoshiticVlion: What did you do, look in a mirror?
Stupid lamb: Hahahahaha!!
Toughteddybear: NO! you two keep being all mushy gushy!
Stupid lamb: All I did was put a heart. Goodness gracious!
Toughteddybear: so, how do people put peanut butter in a peanut butter cup.
MasochisticVlion: you are the most RANDOM person I've ever encountered.
Toughteddybear: um…. Thanks?
Stupid lamb: encountered means met.
Toughteddybear: HEY! YOU TAKE THAT BACK, EDDIE-MONKEY! Or the ghost of Daniel Boone will come for you!
MasochisticVlion: oh…my…god. Lord help us all!
Fig-Newton has signed on.
Fig-Newton: Oh, Bella you're on! I just wanted to know if you wanted to go to a movie Friday night????
Stupid lamb: I'm going out with Edward, Mike!
Fig-Newton: so…?
MasochisticVlion: Mike, I'm right here. In this very chatroom. Watching you ask MY girlfriend on a date.
Toughteddybear: YEAH, SO BACK OFF! Hey, mike, do you like peeps?
Fig-Newton: no?
Stupid lamb: Emmett's been eating a liiiitle too much sugar.
Fig-Newton: I see. You make things so understandable, Bella.
MasochisticVlion: Don't push it, Mike….
Fig-Newton: sorry?
Toughteddybear: YEAH YOU BETTA BE! OMG! MY SHIRT IS 100% COTTON!!!!!!
Fig-Newton has signed off
Stupid lamb: sorry, boys, but I g2g, too. I have homework! Bye, Edward, I'll see you tonight! I love you soo much! And, Bye Emmett!
MasochisticVlion: Ok, sweetie, I'll see you tonight. I love you, too.
Toughteddybear: BYE BELLY BUTTON!
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Toughteddybear: So, Edward, what's your favorite color?
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Toughteddybear: HEY! YOU COME BACK HERE, MISTER! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?!?! EDWARD!
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