Disclaimer:
Me: Jyo..guess what!
Jyo: what?
Me: I stole Twilight from Stephanie!
Jyo: You can't... it's impossible...
Me: UGHHH!!!
Bella's POV
I'm going shopping with Alice today…what joy! (NOT REALLY) She goes absolutely CRAZY when it comes to shopping. Maybe I can get Edward to help me… "ABSOLUTELY NOT! I am not coming in the way of Alice and her shopping. She will kill me!" that was Edward's reply! "PLEASE HELP ME! Last time I went with her she dragged me all across Seattle…LITERALLY! Why do you think I was covered in dirt when I got home? Because I didn't want to go into ONE little store!" "ooh that's harsh…BYE!" then he runs as fast as he can out of the house. Ugh! Stupid super fast totally handsome amazing vampire that I love so much!
LATER THAT DAY WITH ALICE
"Dang, Alice! Why do you love shopping so much? It gets so annoying after a while!" I managed to spit out between large breaths from carrying these bags. "You're crazy, Bella. You'll get used to it now that you're in MY house! Besides, now that my best friend, Jyo, moved into Forks I have a new shopping buddy. But, most likely, we will make you come along as well!" she beamed. "greeaaattt…" I mumbled. wow.. this is going to be a WONDERFUL week.. "HEY LOOK ITS JYO! OVER HER JYO OVER HERE!!!" she screamed. Loud much? Then I saw her. She was one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen in my life! She had short dark brown hair, just like Alice's except that she had side bangs. She had a pale face with beautiful golden eyes, just like the Cullens. **whispering** "Alice, you didn't tell me she was a vampire!" I whisper screamed "It doesn't matter if you whisper dummy she can still hear you! But don't worry she's a vegetarian just like us" she pointed out…."Oh" I mumbled. "Hey Alice! I missed you girl!" Jyo said as she rammed Alice into a hug. "Jyoooo! How've you been?" Alice said in reply. "good good. Who's your friend?" she said turning to me. "Ohh this is Bella. Edward's new girlfriend!" Alice said. "Ohhh nice to finally meet you! I've heard so much about you!" she said as she grabbed me in the tightest hug I think I have ever had to experience in my life. I guess you could see it in my face because as soon as I reacted, Alice said "OH JYO I FORGOT! Bella's a human!" "Ohhh my bad! I'm soo sorry!" "It's okay.." I managed to choke out between gasps for air.
HOME
"We're hooooommmmmme!" Alice yelled. Edward comes out from his room and yells "We get it Alice. Calm down!" I think I heard him mumble something like "crazy…never stops yelling.." I don't know. I only heard parts of it. Oh well. Today was tiring. I think I might get some rest before Emmett comes along with another one of his AMAZING ideas.
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