Chapter Two…..

Lol okies might aswell start writing more because I'm bored and I only had Irish homework (it was simple… :D ) … Plus I couldn't be arsed updating on the weekend coz I'm going _ or else I'm gonna sleep :) .. conveniently-I love putting that in places :P

Thanks to Nirianne for reviewing :D Yes, I am nuts, but I'm nuttier in person :L

"talking"

"thinking"

Chapter Two… - so professional I know :L

Hiro sat on the dojo floor staring at pineapples that were scarred for life and shaking in their pineappleness. They had never heard of such horrendous things happening to someone… FOR RUNNING WITH SCISSORS..! The pineapples, as everyone knows, are very wise yet very -

"I think I'll get some nuts, these pineapples are just disturbing..." Hiro thought to himself as he stood up, he didn't realise who the pineapples were after, or to be a little crueler, what they were after.

"Hey Gramps, do you know where the nuts are?" Hiro shouted while looking in various cupboards that were conveniently placed in the kitchen and even in the fish tank that wasn't actually a fish tank, it was a _ (spoiler)

"Well, H-dog, I'm afraid I don't have a disc to spin tunes on for ya, sorry lil' dude" Came the elde—I mean hip-hop masters reply.

"O God no, he didn't…HE ATE MY PEANUTS..!" Hiro exclaimed in his inner-voice whilethrowing random fists of oatmeal around. Who knew Hiro was so clingy to nuts?

Kai had just finished singing 'Nickelbacks' new song "Humpty Dumpty" (1) to his Dranzers when he heard a mysterious meowing noise from under his scarf.

He paused for a second on his journey as he recapped the day's events… He only took one kitty.

"What the… Oh don't be Tyson or Ray, I'm not in the mood for food…. Or whooping their ass in another bey-battle" Kai murmured under his breath AND in one breath.

It was at that moment a black fuzz-ball with glowing green eyes fell into Kai's unknowingly Heroic hands…arms…hands…waist…neck…left toenail… Before it glomped him with love.

"Meow, purr, purr, purr, meow" said Dranzer Jr.

"Purr, purr, meow, purr" said green eyed fuzz-ball.

Kai stood there after staring at the two kitties. He then grinned as he realised they had just told him Tyson was at school and was about to get his test results from a Jr. infants ( 1st grade) English test.

" I think I'm going to enjoy today and it looks like you, my new bud, are coming with me to Mr. D's place… I'm gonna call you Dranzer Sr." Kai pondered in his mind, he was now outside the B.B.A.'s "you are 3 minutes away from the B.B.A. headquarters" sign.

"Now class, I am sure you are aware that ye are getting you're tests back… It appears that most of ye are well able to- Tyson will you stop eating you're nuts in class, thank you very much" Ms. Kencade announced while being interrupted by Tyson's nut munching. (2)

The teacher began to hand out the "difficult" tests back, with a series of "Yeshhh..!", "YAY..!", "whoo—HOOO" and "Ka-ching" – ing behind her.

Tyson received his test, and as always, looked at it, duh.

"Hey, hey Kenny, KENNY, KEEeeeEEEeeeEEnyyyYYY…. Ken….y….y.." Tyson called while making a coaxing gesture with his newly found hat.

"yes Tyson?" Keny replied with a grin planted on his face.

"I think the teacher's hitting in me" came Tyson's reply.

"How?"

"Well," Tyson said while showing the other teen his test. "DID you see the amount of 'x' 's she put on it? AND look, she put a tick on my date of birth AND my name, and THEN she wrote : 25 % You could've done better see me after class— she wrote HER age AND a fancy 'x' after it dude I'm freaking out!"

"Tyson, that's a percentage sign…and they're the questions you got wrong" Kenny deadpanned as he sighed a sigh of relief.

"Dude, I'm serious, she is deffo hitting on me, I better tell Gra-Or Kai, yeah he'll do"

Tyson continued to talk to himself as the teacher stared in confusion.

"Oh dear God, I did not sign up for after class tutoring… WITH TYSON! Well there goes my social life" The teacher mentally cringed as she pictured what her afternoons would look like… She then turned around and physically shuddered as Tyson said "YO dude, let's LET IT RIP " as he farted in a random students face who magically found a gas mask just before the methane gas reached his detection level… yes he stood on his desk which was on top of a giraffe, where else would he had gotten the time?

Hiro answered the door as somebody knocked on it….with a peanut shaped shovel with a pineapple handle.

"Umm, Kai isn't here… and neither is Tyson" Hiro stated to the teen in front of him, who was probably supposed to be in school now.

"…Can I come in? There's this freaky dude outside the school, who's selling some of Max's sweets and I don't wanna be there when Max finds out." Hilary asked while placing her hand behind her neck.

"Sure… Is Tyson in school now?" Hiro asked, trying his best to hide his evil smile of conveniently normal evil from Hilary.

"yeah, why?"

"O, nothing…. I just have a lil surprise for him near the school…." Came Hiro's eerie reply which was accompanied by a witch like cackle.

OMG I have to end it there..! ¬¬ It's part of the plan :P .. Max is in the next chapter… and it'll make more sense … I hope :D

Please review, coz if you do… I will hug you .. (cyber hug that is)

..(1) you have to look that up on youtube.. it is EPIC :)

..(2) Come on, it's not my fault if you're sick minded… and it was going to be some other food item that I currently don't know the name of :L … lol Thank Nirianne for giving the word 'nuts' … it actually made most of this chapter :L … in fact, there wasn't even a this chapter but, I like pineapples and nuts :L .. and the next chapter will be 100 times better then the first chapter… this was something that was attacking me in maths class… and in English…. And during lunch—today :D

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