Wow! I didn't think I was going to do a second chapter, but this is fun, so here goes!

Mkay, I'm still a little hesitant about the characters and such, so if you notice anything totally off, PLEASE TELL ME!!

By now you get the idea I hope—random characters from the show "Naruto" having to protect crazy fangirls as missions, and what goes on from there.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kankuro or Temari. But if you didn't already figure that out, then, no offense, but you've gotta be a couple of pancakes short of a stack.

No offense.

Warning: Mild violence and swearing. And this is just a crack slice—it's not really proper fanfiction, I know. But I find it amusing, so I hope other people might as well.

Read and Review. Though honestly, if you can bear through reading all of this, you might as well just review. :D

Mission Fangirl: Slice Two

Kankuro stepped out of the shower and turned off the water, then groped out onto the shelf for a towel.

The self was empty.

Kankuro had a bad feeling about this, but he pushed down his rising panic and said to himself, "I'll just put on what I had before, even if I am wet."

But his clothes weren't there either.

Knowing he'd regret this decision even as he reached out for the knob of the bathroom door, Kankuro unlocked the door and poked his head out. "Could someone get me a towel?" He bellowed.

"KYAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

Kankuro slammed the door shut as at least seven girls dive-bombed at him, clutching cameras and screaming, "IS YOUR HAIR NATURALLY THAT COLOR?"

"Holy shit," he swore, as the knob rattled. A few of the girls stuck their fingers under the door, and Kankuro could hear the screams of the girls fighting over who got to look through the keyhole.

"GO AWAY, YOU IDIOTIC BITCHES!!!" He screamed, stomping on the fingers that desperately wiggled under the crack between doorframe and floor.

Suddenly, it got very silent outside. Kankuro pressed his ear to the doorframe and listened.

KA-POW!

"KYAAA!!!"

"AAAAAAHH!!!!"

Kankuro screamed bloody murder and hid behind the toilet as an army of girls barged into the bathroom.

"GET OUT!!!!" He bellowed, only to have his voice lost under the giddy shrieks of all the girls crowding the small bathroom.

………………………

Kankuro lost it.

………………………

"BLOOD!!! BLOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

…………………………

Three Hours Later:

Temari walked into the bathroom and screamed. "EWWWW!!!!"

There was blood, dead bodies, pieces of dead bodies, and broken cameras all over the bathroom floor. Kankuro was crouched over in a corner, with a towel over his head, his eyes wide and crazy, muttering, "Where's the towel? No towel, unlock door, girlies come in, kiiiiiillll the girlies…"

Temari rolled her eyes and groaned. "Not again…what are we going to do when they find out you killed your charges? Damn it, Kankuro, this is the fourth time already!!! I told you to check for towels BEFORE you get in the shower!!!"

Kankuro's eyes rolled back into his head as a response of sorts.

Okay, it seems a little weird to have Kankuro go crazy so easily, I know—but he's been taking care of these girls for a while now. Well, not THESE girls…just this batch…mwuaha

Please Review! I'd really love some input, and I'd adore some suggestions on which character should be featured next! Thank you!