A/n: ok folks! Here's the next 50 things! No thanks to my partner in crime, she never gave me her list!!!!! But she is still helpin. The next one is already in the making, as well as the section ones! Any suggestions for the sections are welcome, we can only accurately do 3 of them, so help would be nice. Enjoy! If you want any expiations on things you're having trouble understanding you have to drop a review! :P
Thanks to People are Crazy for some of the ideas used in this chapter!
Play like a rabid dog
Play like a baby
Don't stab the baby!
Play like a kitten
Having your director sing a yo gabba gabba song on the podium
Having said director admit he watches the show with and without his 2 year old son
Giving nick names to your band crushes, examples cougar man, prince aloha, zebra…
Realizing that your band director looks like a pear.
Marching on a sprained/ twisted ankle
Puking at band camp.
Almost having to shut down band camp due to the number of people passing out from their diet, not eating breakfast
Dropping Dr. Beat on purpose, then crying when you realize you broke it.
Creating a huge string of glow sticks in the band hallway after the light parade.
Wanting to destroy the wood block
Bribing the low brass to hide Dr. beat and the woodblock
Forcibly cutting the boy's hair, which was longer than all the girls
Showing your love by threatening to kill.
Most of the girls crushing on the drum line guys
Having a really hot field instructor, then figuring out he's gay
Having a pool of muck, most likely cow poop
Nick naming that pool of muck the cesspool
Having to march through the cesspool, at 180.
Trying to bribe the freshmen to jump in said pool
Wiping your muddy feet on your section leader
Band is like driving a car, so we should do well
Yet all band members have been in wrecks….
Finding a raisin in your band locker
Said raisin wasn't a raisin to begin with….
Taping up your feet because you forgot black socks
Spelling your name with your butt
Laughing at the freshmen when they actually believe the BD
Buying your BD a broken watch to save him the trouble
Trying to predict what the BD's child will play, drums or tuba.
Singing the show in a dust storm
Watching the tower blow away in said storm
Crying because that tower was so much better than this new one
Crying when you don't make finals
Crying when you do make finals
Murdering the freshmen who were glad they didn't have to perform again
Do not make the band instructor mad!
If your out of step you die!
What happens in band stays in band
If you fall in a puddle you will never forget it
Your crazier in band then you are otherwise
If your phone vibrates in your pocket it won't shut up and you are out of step
Things get serious when there is a competition
You always get hurt some way some how
When the three euphoniums are told to play quieter, that's scary
You gave up and joined crowed, only wearing shorts and a sports bra/bear chest
The whole band bought sombreros
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This may be pointless but I don't care! It's fun!!1
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Review or the guard will start singing again!!! Please, save me from the singing!!!!