Here is chapter 2 peeps. I hope you enjoy this chapter and thank you for your reviews, you people are lovely. Okay on with the story.
A Birthday Party Invitation
Location: My Room (where else? Oh yeah in the TND treehouse)
Time: 07:55 am (TIRED school in half an hour)
1st April 06 (better run pinch punch first day of the month)
Dear Kip
Morning has been such hell! I woke up at 6:29am and guess what….I've had a wet dream, which is PERFECT, shit that was so embarrassing. If my friends had found out, they'll ask me who I've been dreaming about.
Kuki you meaner, you made me have a wet dream! I only dreamt about you and me having chips together nothing more!
So I got out of my bed with all my pyjamas soaked in semen that's GREAT! I looked at my bed sheets too. They were covered with semen too. AGH!
I went to my draws and got a new pair pyjamas, I took off the old ones covered in semen and placed them on the floor. I took an inspection while I was at it as well…still hasn't grown; I really hate it when it's small!
I put on the clean pyjamas on and pulled off my dirty bed sheets, just what I need a new bed I got yesterday ruined by me and Kuki eating frigging chips.
I decided that the wrestling arena was getting a bit babyish and it was getting a bit uncomfortable for me, so I got a bed to sleep in instead, and it sits inside my wrestling arena. It's so comfortable and warm, that I hold my blanket tightly to my chest and picture its Kuki by my side. Sigh
I decided to be quiet as I was of course I was the only one awake in the treehouse and also I didn't want anyone to know that I had a wet dream.
I crept downstairs holding my sheets tightly trying not to make any creaking noises, I want to make it to the kitchen, and get my sheets in the washing machine before anyone noticed or I'll end up being the laughing stock for the day!
I got to the kitchen, there is the washing machine, and I quickly ran to it and placed my sheets inside. I slammed it and put the in Bold washing liquid. I got it going.
I nearly got busted, just as I put my sheets in the wash, Hoagie had come down.
"Alright?" Hoagie asked me as he entered the kitchen "Why are you fiddling about with the washing machine"
I needed to think of an excuse quick……so this is what I came up with.
"I forgot to put some dirty clothes in the wash last night" I replied
"Wally you are so forgetful" Hoagie said smiling "What did you put in the wash"
"Uh! My underwear" I blurted out without even thinking
Hoagie looked through the washing machine, oh no…..I thought I was really in for it…...
"That doesn't look like underwear Wally" Hoagie said suspiciously "Come on tell me……I'm your best mate…..surly you can trust me"
But I couldn't tell him what was in the washing machine, I couldn't trust him, he'll laugh and blurt out that I had a wet dream and all of the TND will ask me who I was dreaming of. So I thought very carefully in how to answer.
"It's not just my underwear in the wash" I said to him "It's also yesterday's clothes and the day before clothes too"
Hoagie looked at me in a funny way
"You are so forgetful" Hoagie said laughing
Then Nigel came in the kitchen, yawning with a really big O. I looked at him close, he wasn't wearing his sunglasses and I could tell he had been up all night, his eyes were black, you couldn't tell if he got beaten up or if he was tired. Poor guy…….
"Morning" he said with another great big yawn
Hoagie looked at Nigel in a weird way. Though you can't read peoples minds……you can tell what he was thinking….
"Nigel you did it again" Hoagie cried "You need your sleep dude"
"I know" Nigel said yawning again "But I gotta finish the defence system for the treehouse!"
"Why don't you ask me to help you with it" Hoagie said with a smile "After all, I am the 2x4 Technologist"
"Thank you Hoagie, but I've nearly finished it anyway, so I won't really need your help"
Hoagie's smile suddenly turned upside down, I knew he wanted to help him.
"So what lessons have you got today Nigel?" I asked changing the subject hopefully to take his mind of how tired he is and his stupid shitty defence system.
"Oh the usual you know" Nigel replied with another great big yawn. "Maths first, Double Science next, History after break, English afterwards and Sex education after lunch and before home time"
I wondered how Nigel could remember all that in that order, I didn't know what lessons I got today let alone trying to remember about going to school soon, and I am still trying to figure out as I write quickly now. But anyway let's continue of the scene this morning.
Hoagie started blurting out his latest inventions and hoping to show them to his 'Resistant Material class' and to his teacher named Mr Wood. He said he was hoping to get an 'A' grade. Not to mention that Mr Wood adores his inventions every time he shows him one. Talk about teachers pet or what that I started to get bored and was on the edge of falling asleep.
"So what you got Wally?" Hoagie asked as I opened my eyes so suddenly that he made me jump as he said my name
"Uhh….I think Geography this morning" I said without even thinking, talk about div or what, I don't think I've got that this morning. I kept saying random lessons one after the other. Well to make your friends think that you're not thick you had to make it up.
"That's cool" Hoagie said as he heard what lessons I had "Though I really don't think you will have History on the second lesson and History on the last, it will be a double lesson"
"Eh…..yeah…..That's what I meant" I blurted out, did I really say that?
Just then Kuki came in the kitchen all dress and ready for school, what the hell? I thought at the time, talk about early birds.
"Morning" she cried cheerfully as she went to the cupboard and took out some rainbow munchies, I think I sighed dreamily at Kuki, as she walked though the door at the time, because Hoagie gave me a flirty look and sniggered, the git. "I hope today will be a great day"
Even though Kuki is a fifteen year old, sometimes I think she has a mind of an eight year old. But that's what I like about her. Sigh……….
"What are you sighing about Wally?" Nigel asked as he sat at the table as he had a piece of bread in one hand and started to eat it.
Did I sigh out loud? I must've done………
"Oh I'm just tired" I replied lying, but Hoagie looked at me in a look to say 'Yeah sure I saw you sigh at Kuki' I blushed.
"You should go to bed earlier then" Nigel said taking a bite out of his bread "I don't even know why you got up so early anyway, your not an early person anyway"
I froze at that, I wondered if the others were going to ask why I was up so early, I didn't anyone to know about my accident. But Hoagie started talking first without even entering the early bird subject.
"Look who's talking 'Mr Lets Stay Up All Night Because Sleep Isn't That Important And The Defence System Is' 'YOU' need to have an early night!" Hoagie demanded "And you are getting one……TONIGHT!"
Go Hoagie. Nigel looked a bit shell shocked.
"You can't boss the leader like that!" Nigel started to argue back "Only 'I' can boss people about!"
"Just you eh?" Hoagie cried in anger "Well I am bossing you about now, and I say you are getting an early night Tonight!"
"You are not my Mum!" Nigel spat at him in anger
"Neither are you are my Mum" Hoagie cried
"Hey, Hey boys" a voice came through the kitchen. Of course it was no surprising that it was Abby wearing her Pyjamas, she wore shorts which fitted on her waist down to her thighs, and a top which was from the top of her breasts down to the top of her tummy. Though her big breasts made her top shorter that it was on her, and to admit……she was quite reviling as well, but I didn't want to point that out. "Stop making that fuss, that doesn't help anything"
Nigel and Hoagie stopped at once and looked at Abby. Hoagies eyes…..you should've seen them, they were big as coconut shells. Nigel continued eating his bread in silence. Hoagie looked at Abby and smiled, and then he left the kitchen shouting out 'I'm getting dressed' Abby is amazing with the boys.
"There that'll keep you two out of trouble" Abby smiled cheekily as she rubbed Nigel's bald head as if he was only a baby.
I smiled at the remark; Kuki placed herself on the table and began eating her cereal. Nigel just groaned and got up and went out of the kitchen. Abby also went out the Kitchen I don't know what for though. Think I'll ask her later. But then I realized something while I was in the kitchen. I was alone with……Kuki. I sat myself on a chair and looked at her dreamily. Kuki looked at me and smiled.
"Are you okay Wally" Kuki asked me
"Oh I'm fine" I replied sitting up and snapping out of my dreamily gaze.
Kuki giggled. I blushed…...maybe I could've asked to be my girlfriend, but I didn't think of that…..Instead I got up and walked out the room, my one opportunity to say to Kuki that I love her……and I missed it.
Well you got to admit she is pretty around the eyes and she's very se-
Location: In my Art lesson (in detention)
Time: 11:00 (break time has just started and I am missing it)
Same day as before (duh!)
Dear Kip
I am in detention and Mr Bush as gone out the classroom to get his break, so I'll keep writing in this before Mr Bush comes back.
Sorry Kip to leave on a mid-sentence like that, but I just looked at the clock in my room and I realized I was late for school. I left in such a hurry without even thinking and I forgot all my books and my bag and now I've got nothing for each lesson……..isn't that great.
Now Mr Bush has given me a detention for not drawing what I was told to draw the mean git. Same as lesson for History and Religious studies, the teachers threatened to give me a detention because I forgot all my things for school. What a dope.
I'll tell you something, life isn't fair is it? Op got to go Mr Bush has just come back.
Written and not exactly read by
Wallabee Beetles
Location: At the treehouse
Time: 6:49pm
Same day as before (AGAIN!)
Dear Kip
It was not my day today, firstly I have a wet dream in the morning, secondly I get a gazillion amount of detentions because of being late, not having the right equipment etc and thirdly….well I don't think there's a third bad reason really, I just like that Number three. Sigh……Numbuh three.
Well something good did happen today though. I was having my lunch with the rest of the gang, well of course they talking about me and my so called not being prepared situation.
"You really blew it this time didn't you" Hoagie said as he took a big bite out if his 'Hoagie'
"You get detentions every day" Abby started to speak "But not like this….man what is wrong with you?"
"I'm not having a good day" I replied "You normally have days like this"
"Yeah for you maybe" Nigel said he was beginning to fall asleep.
"Look who's talking" I said "You kept falling asleep during English and you ended up getting a detention BIG time, and you never get detentions!" I thought it was a good point.
"Why is everyone against me today" cried Nigel
Eh………………
"No one is" Abby said to him putting her arms around him "Your just grumpy that's all, you'll be better tomorrow when you get a proper good nights sleep.
"But I must get that thing fin-"
"Leave that defence system for another day and get some sleep tonight" Abby interrupted "And anyway I'm sure Hoagie will be willing to help you"
Hoagie smiled in delight.
It seemed to work, because Nigel agreed with her and he promised to go to bed early and let Hoagie help with the defence system, and it seemed to go well because Nigel right now is asleep and it nearly what……..7 o clock and Hoagie right now is working on that machine.
But back at the scene, whilst Abby had her arms around Nigel, Lizzie had come around and saw it all. She gasped.
"I hope that's what I think I'm not seeing!" Lizzie cried
Abby then turned sharply and as she saw Lizzie, she let go of Nigel.
"It's not what it like" Abby cried "Nigel's just tired that's all, I wasn't well…….flirting with him"
"Well good" Lizzie said "If you had have I wouldn't have given you this"
She held it up in front of us. It was a pink envelope with a pink ribbon on it. Lizzie smiled.
"It's a birthday party invitation" Lizzie said "One for each of you"
Kuki's eyes had lit up in delight; I knew how she loved parties. In fact as soon as Lizzie gave it to her she was immediately ripping the envelope and reading it with her eyes focused on the paper.
"Please let me know you five if you want to come" Lizzie said "I'll be waiting for your replies"
She left us. We all looked at each other afterwards.
"I'm definitely going" Nigel said in delight, I wonder what he was thinking.
"I'm not sure" Abby said thinking "I don't want all the boys coming up to me and touching me like they did at Fanny's birthday party we went too"
Poor Abby. We all went to Fanny's fifteenth party and all the boys kept touching her big breasts. Even one boy tried to unbutton her top and try and put his hands down it, trying to feel every bit of her breast. But it was lucky Hoagie had stepped in at the right time, because he began to unbutton her jeans. Abby went hysteric.
"It's okay Abby" Hoagie said smiling "I'll protect you; I won't let any boy touch you at all"
Abby smiled "You're too kind"
I thought there was a bit of love going there.
I'm reading the letter right now and this is what it says
Dear Wallabee Beetles
You have been invited to my ultra fantastic sixteenth birthday this year. I would very much appreciate it if you can come.
The party is on 27th April at my house and it starts at 7:00pm and ends until 6:00am. An all night party.
There will be party snacks and drinks (alcohol included) and there will be plenty of dancing. This is a couples party and I would like you (if you have one) to bring a partner with you to a party. If you don't have a partner, I am sure there will be plenty of boys/girls to dance with.
Please let me know by next week so we can prepare for the party.
Love from Lizzie Divine
I read it again, and I kept wondering about the partner business. Maybe Kuki can be my partner, I just need to ask. Let me right my practise here.
Me: Kuki
Kuki: Yes Wally
Me: Um I was wondering about Lizzie birthday party
Kuki: What about it?
Me: Where it says bring a partner. Would you like to be my partner?
Hopefully Kuki will go all excited and every thing
Kuki: Of course I will
Me: 'Blush'
But it won't be as easy as that though; I mean what if it backfires. What if she says these?
Sorry Wally, I just don't like you
or
Wally I really don't want to go out with you
Or this…
Sorry I am already going out with someone else
I hope not! Its no use, but I can't stop; I need to ask her it's the only way I'll find out……but not tonight. That's a thing where should I say it?
Are these places suitable?
In my room
In Kuki's room
At a beach
In a park
Somewhere just for us two
I don't know, but I'm scared, I love Kuki so much…I just want her so….
I think I'd better stop writing my hand is absolutely hurting. Write into you soon my Kip.
Written and read by
Wallabee Beetles.
There you go chapter 2, please tell me what you think. :D