Yusuke: Great!

Me: What?

Yusuke: I'm not in this fanfic!! You bastard!

Me: ... We settled this and you go to hell.

Yusuke: What?! What?!

Me: Just shut up and read the announcements!

Yusuke: No.

Me: ... Damn. Oh Keiko??

Yusuke: You don't have the-

Keiko: Hi!

Me: Hey Keiko, did you know that Yusuke likes to rea-

Yusuke: NO!! OKAY! I'LL READ THE DAMN ANNOUNCEMENTS!!

Me: Thank you, Yusuke. See you later Keiko!

Keiko: Bye!

Yusuke: The author would like me to say that she doesn't own any of the animes except for some mangas. This is only her 2nd fanfic, so don't go so harsh on the reviews.

Me: Thank you!

Kurama: Hi bitch!

Yusuke: Dammit, I gotta go.

Me: Thank you all for reading the announcements! Now on to Chapter 2!

Yu Yu Hakusho

"Where is the stupid bitch?!" It was a rainy day and Hiei was at Kurama's house. "I've been knocking on this door for the past hour, in this freezing rain, wearing only a cloak, and yet he has the guts not to answer!"

The door opened. "Hi Hie- WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG?! I'VE BEEN KNOCKING ON THIS DOOR FOR AN HOUR AND I WAS ON THE VERGE OF BREAKING IT DOWN!!"

Kurama sweat dropped. "Okay... Anyway, I was in the shower and I didn't hear the door knock." Hiei looked strangely at his best friend. "It takes you an hour just to take a shower?" Kurama sweat dropped again.

"I was also getting ready, Hiei." Hiei shook his head. "Whatever." Kurama urged him in his house. Hiei stepped in, shivering. "Sorry for keeping you waiting," Kurama said. "Hey, where's your bitch," Hiei asked. Kurama shrugged.

"Beats the hell outta me." Hiei looked around. "Well, I'm leaving." Kurama grabbed a rain jacket. "Wait! Let's go to the mall." Hiei looked outside, then back at his friend. "Why? It's freezing out there!"

Kurama said, "Because there probably won't be a lot of people there, and I wanna go to the arcade!" Hiei thought for a moment. "Fine." Kurama grabbed his arm and ran to his car.

"Oh no! I am not getting in that thing! I'm running," Hiei said. Kurama dragged him in the front seat of the car and buckled him in. "LEMME OUT!" Kurama shook his head. "No! We're going to the mall in my car. Now sit still!"

Kurama got him in the car and ran to the driver's seat. "Hang tight!" Hiei grabbed on to the seat he was on and held on. "If I make it out alive, you're dead," Hiei said through his clenched teeth. Kurama laughed. "That's if you make it out alive!"

Hiei slowly turned to him and squeaked out, "If??" Kurama laughed. "Don't worry, you won't die. I promise you." Hiei closed his eyes. "Tell me when we're there." Kurama laughed again.

At the mall…

"Hiei! We're here," Kurama said. As soon as Kurama unbuckled him, he jumped out. "I hate you so much, Kurama," Hiei said. Kurama slyly smiled. His attention turned over to a huge group. "Hey, I've never seen those people before. They must be visitors."

Hiei and Kurama walked over to the people. Hiei sensed demons. "Kurama, some of them are demons. I can feel it," Hiei whispered. Kurama nodded. "I can sense it also."

They stopped as 2 of the teens were fighting. "I hope you die Wolf!!" Kurama gave them a strange look before saying, "Hi. Are you guys new here?" They all stopped.

2 guys were handcuffed together. Kurama and Hiei didn't sense much of a demonic aura. 1 of the guys gave them a strange look. "Raito, who are those people?" The guy named Raito shook his head and replied, "Dunno, Ryuuzaki."

A teen girl in a school uniform looked at Kurama and smiled. Kurama did a little wave. "I'm Kurama." And Hiei answered, "And I'm Hiei." L looked at them. He made his hand look like a gun. Hiei put his hand on his kantana, just in case this guy can do a spirit gun like Yusuke.

L said, "Bang." Hiei and Kurama sweat dropped. Light hit L in the back of the head. "No! Bad Ryuuzaki!" L kicked Light in his…happy sack. Light fell over, whimpering. The blonde girl giggled.

"Sorry, I'm Misa. This guy, as you might've heard, is Ryuuzaki, and the guy on the ground is Raito." Kurama nodded. A small girl hid behind the school uniform girl.

"I'm Kagome. I'm Inuyasha. I'm Miroku. Sango's the name. Heh, I'm Kouga. Just call me Sesshomaru." Kurama and Hiei felt a demonic aura for Sesshomaru, Miroku, Kouga, and Inuyasha. They were on their guard.

The small girl behind Kagome was Rin and a small boy said his name was Shippou. Hiei and Kurama felt a demon aura for Shippou too. Kurama sent Hiei a telepathic message. "The small boy named Shippou is a fox demon. I can feel it." Hiei agreed.

"What brings you here," Hiei asked. Inuyasha, with his big mouth, said, "A demon hit us with a beam that sent us to a different world!!" Hiei sweat dropped. "Uh huh. Really?" Inuyasha nodded. "It's true!" Kurama sensed a demon, a different demon.

Hiei jumped. Everyone but Kurama was surprised. "Where'd he go?" Rin looked behind Kurama. "Look out!" Kurama turned. "DIE HELL SCUM!!" Hiei killed the demon with the ray gun. "Hey, isn't this the demon Binky was talking about," Hiei asked Kurama.

"I think. Let's get a look at his face," Kurama replied. Hiei jumped on the guy so he didn't run away while Kurama took off his mask. "Let's bring him to Koenma, Hiei." Hiei nodded.

"But 1st, let's bring these people to Genkai and Yukina." Hiei pondered about that. He nodded. "PERVERT MONK!!" They turned. Miroku was lying on the ground with a red mark across his face.

Hiei shook his head. "What happened?" Sango replied, "That bastard is always rubbing his hand on a pretty girl's ass!!" Hiei glared at her. He turned to Kurama. "I am not leaving that lecher with Yukina!" Kurama compromised.

"What if you stay with these guys and I take the demon to the Makai?" Hiei growled. "Fine. But if he does that to Yukina, he's dead!" Kurama nodded. He told Miroku to keep his hands off a blue haired girl or he was gonna wake up as a ghost.

"Hehe, is she pretty," Miroku asked. Kurama nodded. Sango slapped Miroku across the face. "Don't even think about doing that, monk!" Miroku held his face and smirked. Kurama thought to himself, "Geez, he's like a Yusuke! But he doesn't know Hiei. Poor guy."

"Well, I'm gonna go to the Makai. Hiei, you stay and show them Keiko, Yukina, Genkai, Atsuko, Shizuru, Kuwabara, and Botan." Hiei shook his head. "Fine." Then they parted ways. "I do hope Miroku knows he shouldn't mess with Hiei's sister," Kurama said.

So what's gonna happen next time?? Is Miroku ever gonna learn he shouldn't rub his hands on girl's asses?? Or will he mess around with the girls and Hiei will kill him for messing around with Yukina? Probably not, but please review!!