I do not own Twilight
not beta'd
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Jasper is a jackass, plain and simple. He lead all the guys to believe that he'd be going out with Alice this weekend, but Emmett showed up at my house today and threatened to kick Jasper's ass if he didn't stop talking shit. Me, I offered to help him. Emmett's on roids. He may have the strength, but I have the speed. We could give Jasper what he deserves.
It doesn't come to blows. Emmett plops on my couch and lets my mom feed him.
"Seriously though." Emmett starts and then stops. "I don't know why she won't give you a chance, dude."
Because she's a bitch. I won't say that out loud.
"Does she have some deep dark issue I should be aware of?" Jasper asks.
Emmett turns up his upper lip and scrunches his nose. "Not that I know of."
"I'll try writing a poem or some shit. I'm not giving up."
I can tell the poem is already running through Jasper's head.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Suck my dick. I love you.
Maybe I'm the asshole.
"Yeah. Do what you do. Just don't talk shit, and we'll be cool." Emmett pops another pizza roll in his mouth and swallows it whole. "I've got another cousin movin' to town too."
My ears pick up.
Shits about to get real.
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