"What the hell?" Deidara said as the ball of clay he was holding in his hands exploded.

That's when the Akatsuki Leader appearing seemingly out of nowhere but no one could really see his features, he was just a silhouette.

"Where did you get that, girl?" He growled as he approached the intruder.

"I got it at a souvenir shop!" Sakura answered with a freakishly fake happy voice. Then she waited for all the Akatsuki members to sweatdrop before she rolled her eyes and said, "Where you do think I got it?"

"From Orochimaru?"

"More like off his dead body." Sakura answered.

"Why are you here?"

"Why do you think? I came here to become a member of Akatsuki and I heard that this ring is basically the thing that makes you a member." She said shoving her hand that held the ring into his face just to piss the guy off.

"You are sadly mistaken. We need to see an example of your skills, so we know you are worthy." He said probably thinking in his head what kind of test he would do.

"Oh! So you want another hole in your wall! I don't think your landlord would be too happy about that." Sakura said still doing everything she could to make him mad.

He sighed and said, "Fine, you will join the Akatsuki, for now anyway. But if we ever get a reason to think you are weak, then you're gone, got it?"

She fake smiled and did her best to look innocent before she put her hand to her head in a salute and said, "You got it Baa-sama!"

By now since all the other Akatsuki members were listening to the conversation they were all chuckling, most trying to hide it but Hidan was full out cackling.

You all should know even if you don't read the time skip manga that the leader of Akatsuki wouldn't be made fun and just stand there and take it.

So he began to walk away but once Sakura dropped her guard he spun around and shot a kunai right at her head. It was a perfect hit but when Sakura burst into a puff of smoke it was obvious that it was a clone.

Akatsuki's Leader jerked his head to the ceiling to see the newest Akatsuki member sticking to the ceiling using charka in her feet.

"Don't underestimate me." Sakura growled as she gave Akatsuki's Leader a death glare that would make a puppy die of terror.

Sakura watched as all the Akatsuki's eyes enlarged freakishly. Because she had been acting so silly it was odd to see her serious.

Akatsuki's Leader disappeared, his silhouette faded.

Sakura hopped down off of the ceiling and landed with the grace that only kunochi possess.

Then she clapped her hands together with an annoying smile on her face and said, "So, which cave is my room?"

Deidara appeared silently beside her. She didn't sense his presence at all so it made her jump, on the inside of course, she didn't was to seem weak.

"I'll take to you to Orochimaru's old room, yeah." He said.

"Oh, cool!" Sakura said excitedly. "I'm not the only girl in Akatsuki!"

Deidara's eye twitched and everyone started chuckling and Hidan was laughing the loudest. "I'm a guy." Deidara said angrily wanting really badly to hurt everyone in his line of sight at that moment.

"Oops, my bad." Sakura said looking up at him with an apologetic smile but she was biting her bottom lip to make sure she didn't laugh.

Deidara threw a bird made of clay at Hidan and made it explode in his face.

Sakura's eyebrows rose. She thought that a blast like that would've killed Hidan.

"Ouch. Man that stung." Hidan said waving away the smoke from the explosion with his hand.

Sakura was shocked. These Akatsuki really were weird people.

"This way, yeah." Deidara said as he led Sakura away from everyone to her room. When they got there Sakura saw it was a simple little cave, with a plain bed, small dresser, a coat rack with an odd hat and an Akatsuki cloak hanging on it, and it branched off to a bathroom, which was also very simple. Well, what do you expect of cave? Pink lace curtains?

Sakura walked over to the bed, wearing Orochimaru's ring was one thing, but having to sleep on his old bed was a whole different thing and as if he was reading her mind Deidara said-

"Those are a whole new sheets, mattress, and cloak from when Orochimaru was here so you don't have to worry, yep."

"How come they're all new?" Sakura asked, curious.

"Well there was this time when Itachi set Orochimaru's bed on fire- well you really don't want to know." Deidara said his face visibly paling recalling the memory.

"Yeah, I really don't." She said shaking her head. "Well. Now that that's over can I meet the group?"

Deidara said, "Yep." Before disappearing again, probably getting everyone together.

So by the time Sakura made it back from her room on her own all the Akatsuki members minus the leader were sitting in a circle waiting for Sakura.

"Yay! This is great!" Sakura said as she sat down. "Next we can paint our nails and share our feelings!" still annoying and teasing all of them.

'But some of you have already painted your nails, odd.' Sakura thought as her emerald eyes looked about the room mentally examining them.

"Okay let's start the introductions, yep!" Deidara said. "Well I'm Deidara."

'He's the freaky transvestite.' (Note: whenever the words are in italics it is Sakura's thoughts unless it says otherwise.)

"Sasori."

'He's the huge scorpion.'

"Hidan."

'The freaky masochist.'

"Kakuzu."

'Frankenstein!'

"Kisame."

'Fishy!'

"Tobi."

'Guy with weird mask.'

"Zetsu."

'Guy who looks like the product of someone not mowing their lawn.'

"Itachi."

'Guy who needs a hair cut and a lot more sleep.'

"And that guy over there is the Akatsuki Leader no one knows his name." Sasori said.

"Okay then. I'm calling him A.L.! Hey Al! Why won't you join us? We were just about to get to the scary stories!" Sakura shouted at the Akatsuki Leader who was standing in a far away corner obviously in deep thought, until Sakura broke his concentration resulting in him glaring at her.

"Okay, so who are you?" Zetsu asked.

"Hey, it doesn't matter. You were the ones who let me into Akatsuki without asking my name." Sakura said contemplating in her mind whether or not she should tell them her real identity.

A/N: Whew! I finally updated! Now I need to update all my other stories. Okay, just to let you know I have nothing against any of the Akatsuki members so anything that Sakura says or does is not my real opinion. But there's one Akatsuki member I don't like but I won't say his name because some people might get mad. And to be clear on one thing when Sakura said that Itachi looked like he needed a lot more sleep she meant that the lines on his face were a result of not sleeping, that happens to me when I don't get enough sleep but the lines are smaller and less noticeable.

I'm sorry this chapter isn't very good! It may seem a bit rushed at the beginning but usually all my stories seem rushed because I'm not very good at adding details. My one writing weakness :P But the next chapter will be better with lots of AkatsukiXSakura fluff!

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