Ok, so I lied... This chapter is a day late. It probably would've been even later if I hadn't seen all of the email I got from fanfiction... oops. I really need to keep better track of that.

Oh and, nooo! Don't die TheNextAlice! I don't need one of my new reader to die! I also don't need the fanfic cops after me...I know they're watching!

Haha, kidding...about the cops! Not the dont die part! Seriously, don't die!

Last time on Cursed copy!

"C-chris….did..did you hear that….or am I crazier then we know I am?" Piper asked again. The smoke started to clear and I could start to make out a pair of auburn eyes staring down into my silver ones.

"Who the hell are you?" The boy asked once the smoke cleared completely.

I screamed.

The boy on me was one of the Hitachiin twins!

Hikaru P.O.V.

The girl under me screamed before pushing me off of her and scrambling to the opposite side of the room.

"What the hell?" An unknown female voice to my right screamed. I looked over to see another girl wriggling her way out from underneath Tamaki and Mori. She ran over to the other girl and grabbed her arm.

The first girl had large silver eyes and blue-ish-grey hair that was cut close to her head in the back but her bangs were long and, at this moment, getting in her face a lot.

The other had long brown hair that went almost to her mid-back and brown eyes that looked to actually be sort of orange.

"What the hell?" The brunette screamed again. "Is that the Host Club? The Host Club is in your house! How is the Host Club in your house?" I cringed. That girl's voice was starting to get annoying.

The other girl though just stared at us with wide, scared eyes. She didn't say anything.

"Tama-chan, where are we?" Hunni-sempai asked. Tamaki blinked and stared at the two girls.

"I have no clue…" He walked up to the girls and took the quiet one's chin in his hand while turning on his 'princely act'. What a moron.

"Excuse me fair maiden but where a-"

The girl suddenly grabbed Tamaki's wrist, spun him around, and twisted his arm painfully behind his back.

"How the hell did you get in my house?" She screamed.

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!" Was Tamaki's only reply.

The brunette stared at the grey haired one. "Uh Chris…..Isn't that a little unnecessary?"

'Chris' stared at the other girl before letting go of Tamaki. "I guess…"

Tamaki scrambled away from the two weird girls and hid behind Haruhi.

Then the still unnamed brunette suddenly had a mood change and she ran up and hugged Hunni. "It's the Host Club! Holy Jashin it's the Host Club!" She exclaimed excitedly.

"What the heck?" Kaoru, 'Chris', and I all exclaimed.

"Oh come on! It's the Host Club!"

"Piper!" 'Chris' yelled.

"Um excuse me," Kyoya said, cutting the two girls off. "Who are you two? And where are we?"

'Piper' and 'Chris' stared at Kyoya, not answering him.

"Um…." 'Piper' started. "Let's….let's just say you're in America…Well Kansas to be exact. And I'm Piper Greyridge and this," She pointed to 'Chris' "Is Christa Brewer."

"It's just Chris," Christa stated quickly.

"Hi Chris-chan, Pi-chan!" Hunni-sempai said, happily bouncing up and down like a five year old.

"Cool, I get the nickname that sounds like pie!" Piper cheered. Chris rolled her eyes.

"You give me a headache…." She mumbled.

"Oh I know you love me!"

"What weirdos," Kaoru and I said simultaneously.

"Like you two are any better Hitachiins!" Piper snapped.

I blinked and so did Kaoru. "How do you know us?"

Piper opened her mouth to say something but closed it again and walked back over to Chris.

"Um, how are we suppose to explain this?" I heard her whisper.

"I don't know!" Chris whispered back.

"Well think of something!"

"Why me?"

"Because you always think of something!"

"….Point taken."

"Well?"

"….I got nothing.."

"Chris!"

"What?"

I tuned out their weird argument and hooked an arm around Kaoru's neck before turning to the rest of the Hosts.

"Anyone else really confused?" Haruhi asked. Kaoru and I shook our heads. Sometimes she was just too…too Haruhi-like.

Then, something caught the corner of my eye. A DVD box set with all of our faces on it…..

Thank you to all who reviewed! Apparently this story dosn't suck...although it could've used a better title...

So anyway, thank you TheNextAlice (love the name by the way), bored411, karin-chan2000, and Andie-san! Cyber cupcakes for all of ya! And if ya don't want cupcakes...here's a carrot.