Chapter 2 (First day of Hell a.k.a school part 1)

In the morning, Jenova screamed, "SEPHY! CLOUD! Time for school, don't want to be late for your first day!" The two descended the stairs, rubbing sleep from their eyes, before their clothes attacked them. After getting properly dressed, they were thrown onto their chairs and greeted with cold eggs and toast. They gave their mother a look, but she replied, "You should have gotten up earlier."

"YOU WOKE US UP 2 MINUTES AGO!" They screamed.

"Well, it's not my job to get you up earlier. Now eat your breakfast, and then your father will take you to school." After eating their cold breakfast (which was highly disgusting) they got in Hojo's car and went to school. When they arrived, Hojo remembered he didn't know which room to leave them at and he was going to be late. "Sephy, you know where to got right?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Well, I have to go or I'll be late, so can you show Cloud to class?"

"Sure."

"Thanks Sephy." He patted his son on the head. He turned to his younger son.

"Now Cloud, be good, and follow Sephy okay?"

"Yes father." Cloud replied. Hojo waved, before driving off, leaving Sephiroth with a nervous Cloud.

"Let's go Cloud."

"B-but I'm scared."

"There's nothing to be scared about. It's just preschool. Well, preschool for you.

I'm in Kindergarten. Anyway, follow me." Sephiroth walked toward the preschool, Cloud trailing behind him like a puppy. Cloud kept darting his large, wide eyes around. Everything looked big and strange to Cloud. He thought a water fountain was a monster spitting water, and clung to his older brother in fear. When they arrived at the preschool room, Sephiroth waved good-bye before walking toward the Kindergarten room. However, Cloud took this waving as a sign to follow. It took Sephiroth quite a while to realize Cloud was right behind him. When he did notice, he dragged Cloud by the collar back to preschool. This time, he told Cloud to stay with the preschool teachers until their mother came to get him. Then, Sephiroth continued back to Kindergarten.

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When Cloud entered the preschool room, he was met with many other children poking his hair. They found it amusing that Cloud's hair was spiky and always stayed the same shape. Cloud whined, "Stop it! You're gonna make the gel come out and make it un-spiky!" So the kids stopped and decided to play house.

"Okay, Zack, you can be the dad, I'll be the kid, and Cloud…you can be the mom." Said a red-haired kid named Reno.

Cloud blinked before whining, "Why do I have to be the mom?"

"Cause your hair makes you look more like a girl." Reno replied. Cloud's bottom lip trembled, before he exploded into tears.

"It's okay Cloud." Said a girl with brown hair and blue eyes. "I'll be the mom."

"You're so nice Aerith." Zack said. "Sure, you can be the mom."

"But what will I be?" Asked Cloud.

Reno thought a moment, before replying, "You can be the house." Cloud erupted into tears once more.

"RENO!" Scolded Aerith. "It's okay Cloud." But Cloud had stopped crying and was staring with the widest eyes you could possibly get. "Cloud? Clo-"

"WOLFIE!" Cloud squealed. The other kids watched stunned as Cloud ran over to a corner and tackled a worn, stuffed gray wolf. He rocked back and forth with it clasped in his arms, the happiest smile on his face. "Okay…creepy." Reno commented.

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Meanwhile, Sephiroth was having his hair made fun of because it was "gray." "You have gray hair like an old man!"

"I AM NOT AN OLD MAN! AND MY HAIR IS SILVER!"

"Silver is another name for gray."

"Not it isn't! Silver is metallic, shiny, and beautiful. Gray is dull, ugly, and looks like shit!"

"Oooh! You said a bad word!"

"Shut up! I did not!" This led to Sephiroth chasing his fellow classmates with a bloody lead pipe he had found on his way to class. The teacher came in to find this chaos, and immediately shouted, "Everybody sit down!" All the other children sat down, but Sephiroth remained standing and replied cockily, "Why should I?"

"You should because I am your new teacher, and you have to listen to what I say and obey it."

"I don't think I will." Sephiroth replied. While the teacher was thinking about her worst students and comparing them to Sephiroth, said child put a tack on her chair.

"Will you just please sit down?" Sephiroth thought a moment, before responded, "Okay." He sat down and waited quietly. The teacher looked at him suspiciously, before sitting down and then leaping up while screaming in pain. "WHO did this?" She demanded and she rubbed her bottom.

"Did what?" Sephiroth asked in a strangely calm fashion. At this, the teacher stopped rubbing her bottom and walked over to the silver-haired student who was sitting at his desk.

"What is wrong with you? This is the first day of class and you're ruining it for everyone."

"I have no idea what you are talking about." He replied with a smirk on his face. The teacher stared blindly at him, trying to figure out what was going on. She returned to the front of the room.

"I apologize for that outburst class, but we must start learning at some time. It's now time for introductions. My name is Akiko Yamada. You can call me Ms. Yamada. We will go around the class student by student, and you will tell me your names." She explained to the class.

'Wow, this must be the first day of hell.' Sephiroth thought.