Author: My secret Darkness

Warnings: You see that "M"? That stands for mature, meaning yaoi, meaning boy X boy. Don't like don't read, I don't want flames.

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This chapter is about Sasuke's explanation, Naruto's reaction, and future problems in form of a ranging Tsunade, but if you want to know what that means, read it yourself. XD

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Naruto groaned, and his eyes fluttered open. Sapphire blue crashed in obsidian black.

"THE FUCK!?" Naruto leaped off the couch he was currently laying on, knocking his and Sasuke's forehead together in the process. Why was that teme leaning over him anyway?!

"Ouch! Moron, pay attention to your surroundings."

Naruto slowly sat up while Sasuke was rubbing his forehead, Naruto just woke up and was an idiot again, how the hell did he even managed to become a ninja?

"Why am I here?"

Naruto looked around. Polished ebony furniture, traditional japanese paintings and a fireplace out of polished marble, and despite the luxury the whole room gave off a uncomfortable aura that made Naruto shiver. This living room was huge, his whole little apartment could fit in here.

"You fainted in an alley, so I took you to my mansion."

I fainted? So maybe that was just a dream ? Sasuke didn't call me his fiancée?

Naruto chuckled at the very thought of it, OF COURSE Sasuke would never say something like that, this was ridiculous! Sasuke had a clan to revive, therefor he needed a women and Naruto was not in the slightest feminine to begin with.

And I'm a cute pet fox that wants to be cuddled by squealing girls! Honestly, when was the last time you looked in a mirror?

Shut up you stupid fox, it is already bad that I've to listen to your thoughts and all without you disturbing my thinking every second! Since that damn seal got a crack you are on my mind 24/7, take a break damnit!

While Naruto argued back and forth with his "guest", Sasuke stared at Naruto strangely, was it him or did Naruto space out more often in the last time. Lately, even during training Naruto looked like he was arguing with someone, and that was really odd in the Uchihas eyes.

"Dobe? Stop spacing out like that." At that Naruto snapped back to attention and looked up at Sasuke.

"I wasn't spacing out, I was just thinking."

"Well then, stop it, you might hurt yourself."

"WHAT! YOU BASTARD! I really thought you would be nicer, since it was me who dragged your ungrateful ass back here! And stop calling me dobe!"

"I will stop calling you dobe when you stop acting like one, dobe." The raven replied slyly, maybe it was not a bad thing to have Naruto around after all, teasing him was always fun. He leaned closer to Naruto when said boy was flailing his arms around in his usual childlike behavior, and Naruto just chose that moment to open his eyes again, he didn't even remembered when he he closed them in the first place, maybe when he thought how embarrassing it was to be carried by Sasuke all the way here.

Naruto made a very manly "eeeekk!" and jumped, causing him to fall to the floor. Naruto pouted and rubbed his bottom, again looking like a child doing so.

"What do you think you're doing Usuratonkachi?" Sasuke said, but Naruto quickly got up and backed away into the nearest corner of the room, making Sasuke arch one of his eyebrow.

"So-sorry Sasuke, I just had a terrible nightmare when I was unconscious, I guess I'm a bit nervous."

"Nightmare? What nightmare?"

"Promise you won't laugh!" Naruto blushed slightly when he said that, much to the Uchihas amusement. He already knew what Naruto was talking about, but he just decided to play along, at least until he needed to tell the dobe the truth.

"I promise I won 't laugh at anything you'll say."

"O-okay, see, I had a weird dream and you called me your..." Naruto whispered the last words, he had his head lowered in shame, and missed the very wicked look Sasuke gave him. He really loved this, that was simply priceless!

"I called you my what? Speak louder I can't hear you."

"I said you called me your fiancée infront of a bunch of your fangirls! It was just a silly nightmare, happy that I told you? And don't dare to tell anyone about this or...!" Naruto gave one of his best glares, which wasn't very much to begin with, but his blushing face made the whole gesture even less frightening and more...cute looking, it was hilarious!

A few moments passed and no one talked, they simply stared at each other, until Sasuke noticed something. Naruto called that incident a "nightmare", not an uncomfortable dream or just a dream, like it was a bad thing to be engaged with an Uchiha. Sasuke grew annoyed with the situation, feeling insulted in his Uchiha pride, and decided to just ask.

"You say this like being engaged to me would be a bad thing." That was said with his normal emotionless face, but his voice was dripping with venom, making Naruto pale in an instant.

"No, being engaged to you is surely not a bad thing, I would gladly marry you! I-If I was a girl or course." Naruto said, trying his best to not enrage the other more than me already was, and scratching the back of his head sheepishly.

"Well, it doesn't matter anyway, you'll get used to it." Sasuke said, silently smirking to himself, this was getting better and better. If he had to suffer because of some stupid law he wouldn't suffer alone, that was for sure!

"W-what d-do you mean by that Sasuke?" Naruto asked, giving a questioning look, it seemed like Sasuke had to be a little more direct to get the information through Naruto's think skull.

"It means that wasn't a "nightmare", like you so bluntly put it in, it was more like, I don't know, reality?" Now Sasuke smirked until his face was almost cracking, and you could describe his smirk as just plainly evil. Naruto looked as if he was turned to stone, it would only need a few more seconds for the information to sink in.

3...2...1...

"WHAT!?" Naruto yelled and Sasuke winced, was it normal for sixteen year old boys to have such a high voice?

"You're joking, right?" Naruto asked the other, slightly trembling and eyebrow twitching. It was a miracle that he actually remained calm enough to form sentences, but he was about to explode every second.

"Please Naruto sit down." Sasuke said, it was fun to tease the blonde, but he shouldn't overdo it, and he really owned him an explanation. Naruto slowly sat down on the couch, and it was crystal clear that he waited for an explanation.

"Here, read this." He handed Naruto the letter he showed Neji earlier, the letter with the dreaded marriage law.

Naruto read the letter, and his face went trough a variety of expressions and colors. First his brows were furrowed in confusion, then hi face went bright red, and lastly his expression changed to one of absolute horror, his face an almost ghostly white.

"They are forcing you to marriage?" Naruto asked, voice quiet and eyes wide, pointing at the letter and staring at Sasuke.

Sasuke nodded, and suddenly Naruto's face split into an evil grin, and he chuckled quietly, making Sasuke twitch in anger.

"Naruto, wh-" and Naruto chose just this very moment to burst out laughing, the letter slipped out of his hands when he held his stomach, he was practically rolling on the floor laughing right now.

Of course a certain Uchiha wasn't amused. Not in the slightest. He picked up the letter and stuffed it in his pocket, glaring at the laughing boy.

Suddenly, an evil idea came up inside Sasuke, and he smirked, it seemed that the dobe still didn't got the information.

"You know what that means for you, don't you?"

"Huh?" Naruto asked in a very intelligent manner, cocking his head to the side and brows furrowed in confusion, did he miss something when he was reading the letter?

"It doesn't say anything about gender, and every other law doesn't apply in my case. My partner even doesn't have any say in this, so I can choose everyone I want."

"HUH!?" Again, very intelligent. Now Naruto was even more confused tan before.

"Actually it's quite simple kit, him kissing you, him calling you his fiancée, the law that doesn't say anything about gender at all... come on, use your brain, just this once." The fox snickered, normally a sign that something bad was about to happen to Naruto.

"What do you-"

Click.

Finally Naruto's brain managed to put the pieces together, and his jaw dropped to the floor.

"Y-you mean yo-you cho-chose-"

"Yes, I chose you to be my fiancée, aren't you lucky." Sasuke said, the corners of his mouth twitching in an attempt to something like an evil smile. Naruto just stared at him in disbelief.

After a few minute of internal stages of shock, embarrassment, desperation and plain horror Naruto regained his ability to speak.

"You're not serious...are you?" Naruto almost whimpered out.

Naruto's voice sounded so desperate and weak that Sasuke almost abandoned his plan, Naruto sat on the ground looking up at him with pleading sapphire eyes, and me almost pitied him.

Almost.

"Look Naruto, I'm sorry that I need to do this, really. It would be just a fake relationship to keep off these annoying fangirls, it would be just until I found someone suitable. I really, REALLY need your help with that."

Now Sasuke was the one who sounded desperate, and Naruto was shocked, AGAIN. Sasuke said the two words Naruto had been sure that he didn't even knew the meaning of, he said "sorry" and "please". And he asked for Naruto's help, and Naruto vowed to help his friends to help them no mater what, but did that include to be a part of a fake relationship, worse, with another guy?

Naruto imagined Sasukes expression when his fangirls were clinging to him, and his expression if he was forced to marry one of said girls. Normally Naruto would burst out laughing but instead he bit his lip. It seemed that Sasuke's life wasn't as perfect like he always thought it was, he was treaten like an object, he didn't had a say in this either, all that council farts wanted were more Uchiha heirs for the village.

"Ok." Just when he said that, Naruto already regretted it and wanted to take it back, but that thought vanished into thin air when he saw the flash relief in Sasuke's face, but it vanished just as quickly, leaving his face in the same blank expression.

Thanks , I'll buy you all the ramen you want as long as you are living here, it's not that I don't have the money, I inherited all the savings from my family, and my clan was very rich."

"GREAT!! Everything for rame-...er, I mean everything for you Sasuke." Naruto said, scratching his head sheepishly. Sasuke simply rolled his eyes, how is it possible to be so obsessed with that trash anyway?

"Good, it's not that you have a choice anyway, if you refused I would simply force you to live with me."

"EH? Who said something about living with you?"

"First, to make our act believable we need to live together, second, I REFUSE to live in that...thing you call your home-"

"HEY! I'm proud of my little apartment, thank you." Naruto said, pouting again.

"-and lastly living here would cause you some benefits, like the training ground behind my mansion and the hotspring."

"Hotspring?! You have a training ground and a hotspring here? ALL FOR YOURSELF?" Naruto was practically bouncing up and down with joy, while Sasuke muttered something about immature blondes who need to grow up.

"Yes I have, but for now we need to get your things from your apartment and then we'll have to inform Tsunade, Kakashi and Iruka, we'll need their support in this case or it won't work out after all."

"Ok, let's go. RACE YA!" And with a flash Naruto was gone and the front door slammed shut.

Then Sasuke noticed a flaw in his plan. Kakashi will take it like nothing out of the ordinary, that guy was NEVER serious, Iruka will be taken care of by Naruto, the teacher simply can't say no to Naruto, but Tsunade...

Sasuke gulped at the thought what the woman with the herculean strength will say when he told her that he and Naruto will be in a relationship, she will probably scream at him and beat him to a bloody pulp.

Shit.

Sorry if that's not what you expected, that chapter was kind of a filler, next chapter you'll see Tsunades reaction, and the reaction of our pink haired all-time annoyance.

Will Sasuke survive Tsunade's wrath?

What about Sakura?

Will I get enough reviews to not loose my inspiration?

And why am I talking like this again?

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