Eclipser: I'm back and this is my first real attempt in a long time for a decent fic.

Prism: Setting your goals a little low, lately?

Eclipser: Shut up.

Prism: I don't think we own Zoids.

Eclipser: Nope, I've gotten the rejection papers right here.

Prism: Damn, and I really need Jamie right now.

Eclipser: :Sigh: Don't we all.

Prism: Okay, yaoi goodness, Bit/Brad. Jamie angst.

Eclipser: Poor Jamie, don't worry, I've got a happy fic for you bouncing around in my skull.

Prism: Run Jamie.

Jamie: Nooo, let me go. I don't want to be here.

Both: :laugh insanely:

Jamie: Save me.

Prism: More author notes on the bottom.

Prism Eclipser presents

Chapter 1

I sat on top of Raynos, ignoring all the rules and regulations. Hell, I'm the one who reinforces the rules around here; I'm allowed to break them every once in a while.

"Bit..."

"...Brad...."

"Aaaagh," I screamed and smashed my hand against the metal.

Blood ran down my hand, and I cursed softly at my stupidity. I jumped into the Raynos, because a first aid kit was usually in there. Hitting the sound of speed hurt, and I usually wound up bleeding all over the cockpit. The Zoid dock was empty and silent except for the occasional sound of machines running. The first aid kit fell and smacked me in the head. I took out a bandage and wrapped it around my hand.

My thoughts went back to Bit and Brad. Bit had emerald eyes, golden hair that glowed and was more precious than all the gold in the world, clueless, arrogant, loud, hyper, and extremely annoying when he felt like it. Then there was Brad. Silent yet smug, blue eyes like sapphires, rugged brown hair, confident, money grabbing, and always right.

Then of course, there was me. Shy, brilliant, careful, cautious, and too young for either of them. And I'm not exactly a prize either. I rubbed the wound softly, trying not to think of either one of them. Wild Eagle snickered at me.

"What do you want?" I asked.

"Nothing, you don't want," Wild Eagle said.

Wild Eagle was so annoying and always trying to piss me off. Then I heard the Zoid doors open. I glanced at the door and noticed Bit and Brad walking in. Shit, they were probably here to work on their Zoids, and they are what I was trying not to think about. Brad was wearing a T-shirt and shorts, and Bit had on a robe.

"Leena? Are you in here?"

The entire place was quiet, and my blood boiled. They hadn't called my name so I didn't show myself.

"Okay, Brad, why did you bring me here."

Brad smiled a weird grin and grabbed Bit and kissed him. Bit's eyes opened wide then shut. My mind immediately froze as the two of them released and gasped for air.

"So why are we doing it here?" Bit asked.

"Don't want to wake up Jamie," Brad replied and hugged Bit.

I hissed and almost screamed as my hand smashed into the cockpit. More blood spilled from the wound. I brought it up to my face and licked the blood off. They had both striped and were screwing each other. I watched sickly and wondered what it would be like if I was kissed. Then they screamed each others names, and I wondered what it would feel like if I was fucked senseless.

Wild Eagle snicked at me and whispered in my head, "Are you really that desperate?"

"Yes."

I watched them, gradually they stood up and put some of their clothes on.

"Let's clean this place up. Don't want Jamie freaking out on us."

"Freaking out on you, I'll do worse than that. I'll, I'll, oh god, please don't tell me what I just realized is going to come true," I whispered, my eyes wide.

Wild Eagle chuckled, "That's right. You'll never have them because they'll be a happy couple."

"I'm going to be alone, forever," I trailed off as I watched them put back the cleaning supplies, "Just an errand boy, doing what they want, while I pick up after them."

I wiped away the tears and put on a phoney smile.

"At least, I'll be able to look at them."

"Some prize," Wild Eagle sneered, and I just let the tears come down.

~*~

Prism: This is quiet sad.

Eclipser: What?

Prism: Poor Jamie, being picked on by you.

Eclipser: Didn't we have something to tell the readers?

Prism: Ahh yes, the unedited story.

Eclipser: You see, since Who Needs Sleep? got so badly flamed, I decided to ask the readers if they want the sex scenes of this story.

Prism: :flips through a notebook: You do have quiet a lot of Bit/Brad action.

Prism: Alright, question time:

Do you want the sex scenes?

Do you want Vega/Jamie, or

Do you want a threesome?

Eclipser: Don't hold your breath. I'll need a lot of reviews or a really good explanation why this should happen.

And last but not least,

Should I stop this piece of crap?

Eclipser: Never! I will finish this.

Prism: Don't listen to her, one bad review almost made her take down Who Needs Sleep?

Eclipser: :Cries:

Prism: See you next poem time, same poem story.

Eclipser: Hey!