Black Lagoon and RWBY crossover

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)

"So what?" Ruby asked bored as she looked at the white and black haired girls in front of her.

"Excuse me?" Weiss asked taken aback by the girls nonchalant attitude.

"I said so what. Who cares if you're the heiress to the Schnee company? I'm the heiress of the Indiana Trading Company and the Hong Kong Triad. Last I checked, both were higher up on the social hierarchy than the Schnee company separate. Since I'm the heiress for both of them…" Ruby let her sentence trail off as the white haired girl gaped at her rather unattractively. Looks like Weiss just learned that she was being quite the stuck up bitch to the one student with a bigger family name than hers and a bigger fortune to back her up.

"Not to mention both of my adoptive parents are very protective of me… protective enough that I've had several unlikely guards ever since they took me in and most of whom attend this school." Ruby smirked just that much wider, especially when Weiss stiffened at a 'click' sound near her head. Glancing to her side she froze when saw the black haired girl who had returned a dust vial to her holding the barrel of her gun to Weiss's head and looking at her angrily.

"Easy Blake. No need to make such a scene before the first day of class." Ruby said calmly, causing the girl to lower her weapon immediately.

"Of course Princess." Blake said immediately.

"Now let's get to the assembly. Don't want to be late." Ruby said smirking as she turned her back to Weiss and began walking off, Blake falling in step behind her easily. Weiss stared as a few other students followed the two, were they all Ruby's protectors?

"So this is what a slumber party is like? …Might not want to tell Aunty that we slept in the same room as boys. She'd come here to raise hell herself...and probably bring every last one of her workers and Uncle with her." Ruby said an hour later as she looked around the room that the entire group of first years were supposed to sleep in for the night.

"She might not approve but I sure do." Yang said nearly purring at the sight of some of the more muscular men showing off their bodies…until a blond boy by the name of Juane walked by in a blue onesie.

"He must have some big balls to wear that in front of everyone." Blake said snickering from nearby, a book in her hand as she pretended to read it. It was a clever little trick, pretending to read a book when she was really scanning the room for potential threats to her 'Princess'.

"Juane! How are you my friend?" Ruby asked grinning at the boy who winked at Yang as he walked over to sit beside Ruby. At a motion from Ruby Yang immediately stood up and went away, probably going to try and find some liquor knowing her.

Yang might not be one of her 'official' bodyguards and workers…but hell couldn't stop that girl from backing up and protecting her baby sister, the fact that they were raised apart only helped encourage that. The way the older sister saw it…she wasn't strong enough to look after her baby sister when she was little…so now…she'd make up for that. She'd be as strong as she needed to be to make sure she could look after and protect her precious little sister. Yang also knew that Ruby was raised by criminals and planning to be a criminal, hell she already had a head start! But she didn't care. Ruby was still her sister and she'd serve and protect her sister as best as she could.

"Hey Princess. I'm doing good. Making people underestimate me already, and starting up a network." Juane said grinning at the girl, his voice pitched in a way that no one except a Faunus could hear him…luckily for them…Blake was the only Faunus in the room and she was on Ruby's side. She was now reading her book while observing the people near Ruby, confident that the girl was protected enough that she could let her guard down a bit. She spotted at least three more of Ruby's protectors amongst the first years that were nearby.

"Good. You know how to reach me if any interesting news that's not time sensitive comes up, and how to reach me if time sensitive news comes up." Ruby said to her chief spy. He was the best spy and informant of the students that were under her…command. After all who would suspect the kind blond boy that 'barely knew how to fight' and hadn't 'unlocked his aura' of being a spy or working for a criminal? Only an experienced criminal or overly paranoid person that's who…or those who knew. Juane was actually a pretty decent fighter and had a strong Aura…he simply hid it and only showed his kind and tactical sides.

"Of course Princess. What's the plans for teams?" Juane asked seriously, although he spoke casually so no one would pay any attention to them.

"You and Pyrrha are to pair up, same with Ren and Nora. I'll either be with Blake, Yang…or that Schnee girl if I'm feeling devious. Depends on if I want to annoy her or not." Ruby said smirking at the last bit.

"Everyone else is unimportant." Ruby decided glancing around the room. Most of the others probably wouldn't make it.

"With her already making that kind of impression on you…you'll probably team up with her out of spite." Juane deduced easily, causing Ruby to smirk wider.

"Let the others know who is to be paired with who. We can all find each other easily so rigging the teams is no problem. Be prepared cause if my hunch is right…Glynda will make sure you and I are team leaders." Ruby said causing Juane to sigh slightly but smirk at how much the stern woman would do for her Princess.

"Not like it matters. My Team and I only listen to you. We're yours to command Princess." Juane said giving a secret salute they came up with, before leaving at a wave of the hand from Ruby.

The next morning Ruby was smirking as she grabbed her weapon from her locker. Her official weapon that was, she had plenty more weapons hidden on her person as backups. She overheard the Weiss girl asking Pyrrha to be her partner before Juane interrupted to annoy the white haired girl and 'introduce' himself to Pyrrha.

"Hey Juane. Pyrrha." Ruby said walking past them casually, and causing all three of the heads to whip towards her.

"Ruby!" Pyrrha said happily, walking over and hugging Ruby for a second while Weiss gaped before fuming.

"How have you been? I haven't seen you in months!" Pyrrha asked hugging Ruby a little longer than necessary before releasing the young heiress who smiled up at her.

"I'm fine Pyrrha. Ready to get this initiation over with. You? I'm terribly sorry about that but between training my combat skills and learning all I need to know about business…" Ruby shrugged her shoulders noncommittally at the end, causing Pyrrha to nod in understanding.

"It's alright. I understand Ruby. I'm fine. They're calling me the 'Amazon Princess of Mistral' now. Want to see if we can team up during the initiation? You are the strongest person here after all so you can team up with whoever you want." Pyrrha said causing Weiss to gape again at the 'Amazon Princess' calling the small fifteen year old the strongest person. That meant that Ruby was stronger than Pyrrha!

"Yes I heard about that. Undefeated they say. You've certainly been busy. I'd be happy to team up with you Pyrrha but I heard from two second year girls that we don't get to choose our teammates. It's random. You are pretty strong yourself, and you give me far too much credit." Ruby said chuckling slightly and causing Pyrrha to smile and shake her head.

"Yes but I have never won a single fight against you when you go full power…or even half power." Pyrrha said causing Juane to look shocked, the boy was a great actor if nothing else, just as much as Weiss did. The red caped fifteen year old beat Pyrrha at half power?!

"Don't fret over it Pyrrha. I still have a long ways to go myself, you'll catch up in no time." Ruby said patting the girls shoulder friendly…that was Juane's cue.

"Sooooo tell me something Bloody Princess. Do you mind if I call you that? Your cape reminds me of blood and if I understand right you beat the 'Amazon Princess' in a fight so it seems to suit you." Juane asked, blabbing slightly just as he was supposed to in order to spread her 'title' around. By the look on Weiss's face, Ruby could tell the girl would ask around and spread the title around to some other first years where it would then spread to everyone else.

"That's fine mister. I kind of like it since whether I pass or not I'm going to be covered in Grimm blood when I go have some fun." Ruby agreed with a cordial nod to the boy, pretending not to know him well.

"Well my name is Juane Arc, short sweet and rolls off the tongue. Ladies love it and I was wondering if you'd want to join Team Juane? There's plenty of room left." Juane asked trying to be smooth. Weiss looked sharply at the boy before watching avidly for Ruby's reaction. She thought the girl would be angry at the offer, perhaps indiginant or shocked at the audacity…Weiss was suitably shocked at Ruby's reply herself.

The cape wearing girl threw her head back and gave a loud laugh similar to a cackle at the question. Oh yes. Her plan was being started just as planned!