Part two of the manuals~ I can't believe I forgot to type this up… found it in a pile of ready-to-be-recycled test papers XD Sorry for the wait, if anyone has been waiting for more of these.

Disclaimer: Sherlock would say that with my incompetent brain it is impossible for me to have came up with his character.

Product Name: John Watson™

Manufacturer: BBC Inc.

Thank you and congratulations on the purchase of you John H. Watson unit. For best condition of your unit, and your own safety, please read the following instructions carefully.

Your standard kit includes:

a) walking stick

b) laptop

c) the credit card of S. Holmes, and

d) mobile phone

For additional accessories, a booster pack is available in stores worldwide.

The John H. Watson™ comes in the following modes:

(1) DEFAULT

(2) FLATMATE (locked)

(3) BLOGGER (locked) , and

(4) BAD DAY

Your unit will be in DEFAULT settings upon purchase. In this state, John H. Watson™ will coop himself up in whichever living space you provide him with, refuse to answer calls, stare blankly at his laptop, and other unproductive things. He will also require the walking stick found in your standard kit to get around.

To set your John H. Watson™ into another mode, purchase a Sherlock Holmes™ unit. Keep in mind that long-term separation from said unit might cause your John H. Watson™ unit to lapse back to the DEFAULT settings.

The FLATMATE mode is triggered by steady contact with a Sherlock Holmes™ unit. In this mode, John H. Watson™ will frequent the local grocery store, and make excellent coffee (two sugars, please). Remember to equip him with cash or the credit card belonging to S. Holmes included in you standard kit, or you will find John H. Watson™ engaging in rows with the self-service machines. In this mode, John H. Watson displays extraordinary tolerance to dismembered body parts in the fridge or microwave.

The BLOGGER mode is triggered when the Sherlock Holmes™ unit goes into CASE mode. In this mode, John H. Watson™ will follow Sherlock Holmes™ at his heels, provide his medical expertise, and documenting the details (usually found unimportant by Sherlock Holmes™) of the cases. He will spend a large amount of time typing away on his blog afterwards. It is advised that you keep the Sherlock Holmes™ unit away at these times to prevent endless complaining.

Customers are advised to prevent the John H. Watson™ unit from going into BAD DAY mode. If your unit is in this mode, approach with caution, as he is known to have killed people while this mode. This mode can be triggered when harm comes to a Sherlock Holmes™ unit, when contact with the James Moriarty™ unit persists, or if you Sherlock Holmes™ unit have been in contact with an Irene Adler™ unit. Offer him coffee made by Sherlock Holmes™ (unfortunately with sugar in it), and he might just calm down a bit.

The John H. Watson™ unit has many featured functions:

-Personal assistant- Need someone to keep the bills and checkbooks straight? Run out of milk? Need someone to pass you a pen? John H. Watson™ makes the perfect live-in!

-Rehab at home- Dealing with problems of addiction? You John H. Watson™ unit will make sure you quit cold turkey! (Function may not work on Sherlock Holmes™ unit)

-Personal Physician- From the common cold to getting a few cuts and bruises from CIA agents breaking into your home, your John H. Watson™ will have you fixed up in no time!

Troubleshooting and FAQs:

Q: My John H. Watson™ unit has been taken away by a black car, and now I can't find him! What should I do?

A: Don't worry, he is likely in the company of a Mycroft Holmes™ unit. Rest assured that he's fine. However, if you need to find him quickly, either get you Sherlock Holmes™ unit to track him down, or send him a text message informing him that there is danger where you are. He'll find you soon enough.

Q: My John H. Watson™ unit is dating and getting my Sherlock Holmes™ unit stuck in TANTRUM mode, help!

A: Find an Irene Adler™ unit, get her in contact with you Sherlock Holmes™ unit (note interesting interaction between two units), and then let your John H. Watson™ unit have a little chat with Irene Adler™. That should solve the problem.

If there are more inquiries or technical issues, feel free to contact us at 1800-221-895. Ask for Mark Gatiss.

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