A/N: Look, I'm just gonna stop people asking 'how did EVE get pregnant?' or 'how did WALL•E and EVE 'do it'?' They used a USB cord that M-O gave EVE earlier that day coz he knew they were go out on a date that night. The ultimate blackmail...? Maybe, but it's still cool that EVE is pregnant. But it's even cooler that she's having twins!
Disclaimer: I do not own WALL•E, EVE, M-O, or any of the defective bots, Disney•Pixar does. I only own CHARL•I, Burnedette, EVAN, VEN-A, PIPPI Chaneli and BEN.
Chapter Two
"Well, EVE, it looks like the li'l guys are doin' fine" John said. He was one of the humans WALL•E had met on The Axiom, and he was a scientist. "'Nother 2 weeks and they'll be out"
A sudden shout of "Where's my little waste allocator?!" came from outside. WALL•E's mother had heard the news that she was going to be a grandmother in 2 weeks....
"How's Burn doin'?" EVE asked her mother-in-law, WALL•A.
"Well 'e's off weldin' summink, in'ne?" WALL•A said in her flawless London accent. "'e never stops, that one. I swear he needs a bleedin' hydraulics heck every five minutes at the rate 'e's goin'!"
"Yeah, WALL•E's pretty much the same, although he's been off work for the past 3 months to look after me and the twins" EVE said.
"He was so adorable when he was prototype... I can remember when 'e got 'is first hydraulics check, 'e was whinin' like a factory machine!" WALL•A said, reminiscing.
EVE suddenly felt a harsh contraction. She knew then that the babies were coming premature...
A/N: I'M EVIL, I KNOW!!! I never meant for a premature birth... but it's a good plot twist! Actually, there was no plot to start with so it is the first plot in this fanfic! If you really think I'll let one/both of babies die, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME?! Everyone knows I'm too much of a wimp to kill someone off! Anyways, it ain't over 'til the fat lady gets cancer!
P.S. Sorry if that last sentence offended anybody who has had cancer or knows somebody who had it and/or died from it. My aunt's still recovering from it (I think...), so I understand.