Hello all! So, this is Bible of Seven Heroes, take 2. Or BOSH as I like to call it! So before i get this show on the road, I've a question: The story "While I was Sleeping" was only suppost to be a one-shot prank story, however many of you said that you would maybe like more. So, would you like me to do more, how much, a prank series, or a story based? I thought I'd lighten the mood with a little T rated, funny chapy today! That is all. Back to the story! Yay!
Disclaimer: Don't even start with me!
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(An excerpt from Archie)
Know what really pisses me off!? When girls get off for dress coding! Honestly, some times I wish they would just wear no clothes at all! Uh, did I really just say that? No, but seriously! I just wish everyone who thinks I'm a pig could see how the girls at this school dress sometimes! God! And you know whos the worst for it? Huh? Theresa! Oh dear lord, the things she wears sometimes! I honestly think that Jays eyes are gonna fall outta his head and his tongue "ll drop to the floor somedays! If only she knew what she could do to that poor, poor boy! I think she even might! Oh, wow! I really did not need images like that in my head all night long!
And even worse? Why, yes, it gets much worse! She drags Atlanta into it! Oh, she dresses her in miniskirts and skin full halters! Oh damn they look good on her, now if she didn't wear any clothes, oh damn! Awe fuck, I did not need those thoughts in.my.head! I'm not in love with Atlanta! I AM NOT! Well great, now I'm off to take a nice, long, cold shower!
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I'm sorry, this has NO content! I just really love making Archie look like a pig! Who also says the wrong things, and scolds himself for admiting his innermost thoughts even to himself. Who likes Atlanta! "Nother question: Do you all want me to stop this story after seven chapy's? Or continue with more than one excerpt per hero, kinda like a "Just for a Moment"? Maybe I'll even throw in a Cronus excerpt, hmm? Naaa, jkjk! The seven heroes, not the hilarious looney and the seven heroes!