Kon's Grand Adventure
By: Pikamuse
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, I just like playing with the characters. Star and Millie belong to themselves, and Catsy belongs to me.
Here's chapter 2 of "Kon's Grand Adventure". I'm not sure if I should add something else this chapter though. I'll let you guys give me your opinions after it's been read. I think it turned it okay for something that was being written while I talked to my boyfriend on MSN. Anyway, here it is. And don't forget to let me know what you think of it.
Beta Note from Vicantis: Please Review, and warning most of the conversations featured in this fic between Catsy, Millie, and Star did take place at some point over the summer, between Pikamuse, Millie M. Banshee, and myself. Again, Enjoy.
Sounds are in bold
Thoughts are in italics
Chapter 2:
The small group, with their as yet unknown companion, journeyed back to Millie's house after the ice cream was finished. Once back at the house, the girl's took turns using the bathroom to change into their bathing suits. Once everyone was ready they started to head out to the pool. Suddenly Millie noticed something. "Catsy," she said while turning to her friend, "Are you really intending to bring that plushie you bought outside with us?" Catsy calmly replied, "Of course. If I leave Kon in the house your cats may get him." "Good point." So they continued on out and to the pool.
Once outside Catsy stopped underneath a tree that was close to the pool and placed Kon in a beach chair that was under the tree. "You sit her Kon-chan," she said to the plushie. "I'll come back for you after we're doing swimming." Star heard her what she said to Kon and snickered slightly. "Oh hush up Star," Catsy admonished.
Millie went to the storage shed and got out the pool toys; a small inner tube and a long purple tube-like thing that was hollow in the middle as evidenced by the hole going from one end to the other. The tube thing was known as a "fun noodle", and was traditionally hogged by Catsy for some unfathomable reason. Millie walked over to the pool and tossed the objects in the pool. "Hey," she called to her friends, "You could have come and helped you know." "Sorry," both girls ended up apologizing at the same time. Since it seemed sort of funny they all laughed at that.
"Come on slowpokes. That water isn't getting any warmer," Millie said and headed for the pool. The other two followed. Soon all three were swimming and enjoying themselves. So they barely took any notice of the FOURTH member of the group.
Kon watched all this from his place on the beach chair. "Geez," he thought, "This is SO hot." He watched the three girls swimming and listened to their conversation. Suddenly Catsy swam to the fun noodle while proclaiming, "I'm gonna ride the noodle." And with that she got up on top of the fun noodle and straddled it. Kon practically freaked out when he saw this.
Millie swam up behind Catsy and, taking the back end of the fun noodle in her mouth, blew on it hard. Water shot out the front in. "Eeeek! Don't blow on my noodle!" And Catsy dived off the noodle and poked the other girl in the stomach causing her to cry out. On the other side of the pool Star floated in the inner tube watching all this.
"Oh…my….God! So sexy!" Kon wobbled a bit from side to side. "I think I'm getting a nose bleed! Aggh!" And with that he fell over. Star noticed this and called out, "Hey Catsy, your plushie fell over." Catsy swam over to the edge of the pool that faced the beach chair. "Oh no, Kon-chan." Millie decided to take advantage her friend's preoccupation to squirt Catsy with the fun noodle. "Aaah! Don't squirt me with the noodle!" At these words Kon twitched again. Star saw this and decided to check it out.
Kon didn't see her approach, so he didn't know she was there until her shadow fell over him. She picked him up by the back of his neck with her thumb and forefinger. His head was currently hanging down, so he had a good view down the front of her bathing suit, which was a two piece and somewhat revealing. He twitched again.
Star's sliver eyes narrowed as she watched the plushie twitch ever so slightly. Now that she was in contact with the object, she was beginning to notice a strange spiritual energy coming from it. The energy was faint though. "Hmmm….," she thought, "I'm not sure what it is, but my senses are telling me that this thing may be more than a normal stuffed toy. I wonder why Catsy didn't sense it? She must not be practicing enough." "Hey Star," Catsy called to her, "What are you doing? Is everything okay?" "Everything's fine. I'm coming back now." She sat Kon back on the chair and began slowly walking back to the pool. "Whatever that thing actually is, I don't think it's evil. I'll have to keep an eye on it though. I'll wait and tell Catsy about it though. After all it's her birthday; no point in ruining that."
The girls swam for a little while longer. After a while they began to get hungry. They got out of the pool and, after Catsy stopped to pick up Kon, they went inside and cooked a pizza. Kon was placed back in the bag for safety reasons. They talked about various things while they ate; story ideas mostly. Then it was time for Star and Catsy to go home, since they lived some miles away in the nearest town. Good-byes were said, plans were made for a next get-together, and then the two were on their way with their guest in tow.
As she drove Star kept looking over at Catsy. Finally she could stand it no longer and asked about it. "Why do you keep looking at me? If you don't pay attention to the road we'll crash." "Have you've ever known me to get into a car wreck?" Star asked with some confidence. "No," came the reply. "But I have known you to run over several animals. A bird, a mouse, a wild turkey, a deer." "Okay, okay. I get your point." The drive continued in relative silence broken only by Star's attempts to get the radio to work; all of which failed.
They got home eventually. They lived together in an old townhouse; the furthest one in the row, and the nearest one to the woods. The inside was strangely decorated; there were a lot of swords on the walls, all of them sharp. Catsy went up to her room after going inside and put Kon on her bed. "There," she said to him, "This will be your new home. It'll be a lot better than that store." And she picked him up and hugged him before setting him back down on the bed. Then she grabbed the DVD she had also bought and went downstairs to watch it.
"Wow, this is definitely a big change from Ichigo's house. Two really cute girls, one with a REALLY nice sized chest. I'm REALLY gonna like it here." Kon made himself comfy as he waited for the girl to comeback. He anticipated tonight. He had a feeling that the girl would choose to sleep with him since she thought he was nothing more than a regular stuffed toy. And he wasn't disappointed in that regard.
He heard the girl say "Good-night" to her friend and her approach to the room. "I hope she undresses in her room. And that she wears something sexy to bed." Catsy came and got her night clothes, then left the room again. He heard a door close somewhere farther down the hall. A few minutes after he heard water running and assumed she was brushing her teeth and taking a shower. "Well at least she has good hygiene. Unlike that smelly Ichigo. I swear it's like he never brushes his teeth." The water stopped and then there was the sound of a machine whirring. "What the hell is that? Wait…I think I know. It's a hair dryer. She must not want to go to bed with wet hair." The machine stopped, and he heard the sound of the door opening and someone approaching.
Catsy came into the room wearing a sleeveless t-shirt and a pair of men's boxer shorts. "Well it isn't exactly lingerie, but it's still pretty hot." Kon thought with slight disappointment. "Ready for bed Kon-chan?" Catsy asked him rhetorically. "Oh you bet I'm ready. I'm ready to be clasped to your ample bosom. Sigh." Catsy climbed into bed and picked up Kon. And just as he had hoped she held him as she slept. But something happened that he DIDN'T predict. What he didn't predict was that he wouldn't like it as much as he thought he would.
Sometime in the middle of the night after the girl had fallen asleep Kon found himself squashed beneath her. "C-can't breath! Ack!" Catsy opened her mouth slightly as she slept. "Eeeewww! She just drooled on me! Gross! Get me out of here!" With that he began to struggle, and eventually managed to free himself from her grasp. He fell onto the floor. THUD! "Ow!" Kon said speaking out loud for the first time since finding himself here, "I didn't think this was gonna happen. Geez."
Suddenly Catsy mumbled slightly. "Huh?" she said sleepily, "Where'd Kon go?" Without getting out of bed, she reached down and grabbed Kon by the head. "Yeeouch! Let go of me!" Catsy merely mumbled some more as she clutched the plushie again and rolled over. "Damnit," Kon practically sobbed. "Why does this always happen to me?"
Catsy hadn't quite fallen asleep yet when it finally occurred to her that her plushie had just been talking. She sat up in bed like a shot and grasped Kon tightly with both hands. She looked down at him blearily, for she couldn't see well without her glasses, and tried to see if there was anything different about the object she held. "Did you just talk?" she asked cautiously. "Uhhhh…No? It was a dream?" Kon ventured to lie.
There was a moment of silence. "That's what I thought," she said. "Huh?" At the top of her voice Catsy yelled, "Star! Come quickly and bring the emergency supplies! My plushie is possessed!" A brief moment later the sound of hurrying footsteps could be heard. Star burst into the room holding a sword in one hand. "What is it Catsy?!"
Kon's eyes practically bulged out of his head as he saw the sword being brandished in his direction. "Oh…shit! What have I got myself into now?!"