He bowed his head as the orange-suited woman and the yellow electric rat prepared to attack him. They paused, noticing his falter.
A pounding noise registered in his mind. Somebody was trying to break through the door about four meters above them.
With a resounding SMACK, a giant ape, a smaller monkey, an odd-faced midget in a spacesuit, and a muscular man wearing a helmet and a blue bodysuit landed on the floor right behind the armored woman and the rat. Inside sources confirmed them as Aran, Samus, the bounty hunter; Pikachu, the Electric Mouse Pokémon; Kong, Donkey, the great ape from the jungle; Kong, Diddy (nephew relation to Donkey Kong); Olimar, Captain, the intergalactic explorer; and Falcon, Captain, the great F-Zero racer.
A red glow registered in his sensors, and he turned around to see his master, the great Ganondorf, as an infrared-neptunium hologram.
Ganondorf held up a hand. All the R.O.B.s turned to face him. They rolled forward, instantly at attention.
He knew what Ganondorf was going to do, and he was tired of it. He quickly blocked the R.O.B.s from the Subspace Bomb racks. He knew he would probably be disassembled, but he didn't care. The R.O.B.s stopped and looked at each other questioningly.
His sensors detected a light growl, barely ten decibels, from Ganondorf's direction. Ganondorf pressed a control button that was almost hidden in his fist.
The R.O.B.s instantly faced the red holographic image of their dictator, optical organs glowing a great hypnotic red, and rushed forward, past him, the Ancient Minister, and began pulling Subspace Bombs from their racks.
He couldn't take the horror anymore. He dashed forward and knocked the R.O.B.s away from their respective Subspace Bombs. Ganondorf simply creased his earthen forehead, and pressed the palm-button harder.
The hypnotic lights in the R.O.B.s' optical sensors were flashing so much that they were doing permanent damage to their cranial hardware, which caused them to shake uncontrollably. They all turned to face him, and their optical zero-point laser shots began firing at him. He tried to escape, but the instant-laser shots were hitting him too much. With approximately the 41st hit that he took, he caught fire. He bowed his head, not caring that his heat sensors were on overload mode.
The R.O.B.s rolled past him and plugged their arms into the Subspace Bombs, pulling them back towards Samus, Pikachu, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Olimar, and Captain Falcon. They pulled, and the bombs opened, revealing purple orbs of Subspace energy, and three-minute timers instantly began ticking. Ganondorf laughed, evil, hard, unmercifully, while the Ancient Minister stood there, burning into oblivion.
Donkey Kong yanked at an R.O.B. as hard as he could. Diddy Kong tried pushing an R.O.B. head. Captain Falcon tossed an R.O.B. to the ground. Samus pulled at an R.O.B. with her tractor beam. But to no avail.
Ganondorf's image disappeared, revealing a flock of Auroros to descend upon them. The burning Ancient Minister shot optical laser bullets at the Auroros, causing them to explode. With one giant thrust, he cast off his burning armor to reveal his true self: R.O.B.
R.O.B. looked at the now locked R.O.B. sentry surrounding him. His optical sensors glowed blue, and so did the orbs of another R.O.B. Diddy Kong pointed to the way out, but R.O.B. merely shook his head and looked down.
Captain Falcon checked his watch and pressed a hand to his helmet. He waved a hand, wordlessly telling them to follow him. He dashed toward the vertically descending tunnel, closely followed by Samus, Pikachu, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Captain Olimar, and lastly, R.O.B. With reluctance, Captain Falcon and R.O.B. dove, followed by the rest.
An R.O.B. Sentry soldier connected to a Subspace Bomb watched them jump in, and he looked down. This was how it would end.