Chapter 2-The Room episode 2

Hiiiii! That author named Lexi ( which is me, because I'm writing this author note,) is writing most of this chapter.

What about me? (Kitty is talking) I HELPED TOO YOU MUST SHARE MISSY. Uh sorry. HEHE Co-host is Brokenstar! :D

Hosts: Kitty and Lexi

Co-host: Brokenstar!

Guests for the episode: Tigerstar and Squirrelpaw

"Welcome to The Room! This is your hosts, Lexi and Kitty!" Lexi shouted, distubingly happy to be apart of this. Giving the camera a cheerful wave, she stepped back and let Kitty take the lead.

Our two very disgruntled guests were already showing signs of wanting to hurt eachother. Tigerstar looked like he wanted to kill just about everything in reach, and Squirrelpaw-looking small, yet defiant- glared at Tigerstar. She was about to blow up any moment now. Lexi giggled a bit at this. Having two characters in The Room that hate each meant a good episode, and a good episode meant good ratings!

Kitty cleared her throat.

"So, are you excited to go on television?" she asked, putting her best peppy show host impression. She loved that impression.

"It's a little hard to be excited when we're on a show for people who find entertainment in people going insane." Tigerstar snarled. Squirrelpaw couldn't help but agree.

"This is crazy! I dare you try to put me in a cube! Firestar will get you for this!" Squirrelpaw protested.

"Don't even mention the name of Firestar!" Tigerstar snapped.

"Okay!" Lexi exclaimed. "Save the bickering for the room my guests, it's show time!"

With a snap of Kitty's fingers, a large white cube had grown around Tigerstar and Squirrelpaw. A ceiling covered the top of the cube, and eight white windows, two on each side, materialized on the cube. Oddly enough, although our hosts could see through them, our guests could not. Lexi peered through one of the peculiar windows.

"Oooooooh, this is gonna be good." She whispered. Kitty nodded in agreement.

IN THE CUBE

Hour 1

Tigerstar was already thinking about killing Squirrelpaw. The spoiled little brat was prancing around, raving about how Firestar would sue The Room, or that her friends would come to rescue them. Tigerstar snorted at the thought of Squirrelpaw having any friends, she was just a stubborn little she-cat.

"Tigerstar!" She snapped, bringing the large tabby out of his thoughts.

"Don't YOU want to get out of here?!"

"I'd be a fool if I didn't!" Tigerstar growled, "But it's obvious that there's no way out of here! Now just sit down, be quiet, and don't give them any more material for the episode!"

Squirrelpaw froze. He knew that was the best idea. But she wouldn't let HIM of all people to know that.

"Don't tell me what to do you fox-heart! Are you a murderer or are you my mentor?! I'd never listen to anything you say you piece of mouse dung, sulking won't help us either so hush up and-"

Tigerstar growled. This kit would never shut up. Was there a rule against murdering the other guest?

Hour 5

Squirrelpaw had finally tired herself out, and she sat in a corner across Tigerstar. They had finally done it. Squirrelpaw had finally really provoked Tigerstar a half an hour ago, and they were having a face off. Squirrelpaw had fought the urge to look away from Tigerstar's burning amber gaze as she gave him an icy stare. She had know she was doomed. Tigerstar was bigger, stronger, and more experienced.

But Squirrelpaw was quicker, right? Tigerstar had made the first move. Getting a running start, he had leapt at her...And smashed his head against the exact same spot Ashfur did. Squirrelpaw had yelped in fear, but she wasn't quick enough to avoid getting squashed underneath Tigerstar's body.

Squirelpaw had taken it the wrong way though...

"GET OFF OF ME YOU CREEP!" Squirrelpaw had squealed. Tigerstar, surprised by this reaction, rolled right off her. Leaping right to her feet, she ran back into the opposite corner. The two cats were silent, although in one squinted you could swear they were blushing.

Outside of the cube, Lexi had shuddered.

"I feel like we ended up creating of dozens of SquirrelxTiger shippers..." She had whispered her voice full of distress.

Now, they were both mad and embarrassed.

Hour 15

"SNORE" Snored Tigerstar. "SNORE"

Squirrelpaw was starting to get annoyed again. Tigerstar was sleeping, but he snored VERY loudly. Squirrelpaw tried to take a nap too, but his noise was keeping her up.

"ARGH!" She screamed, jolting him awake.

"What's happening?" Tigerstar yelped. "Mommy? I need my baba!" Then he realized where he was and blushed. "Nothing." He muttered. Squirrelpaw snickered.

Then she full out laughed. "Baba?" She asked while she giggled. "Mommy?" The thought of him shouting those things again made her fall into another set of heavy laughter.

"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!" Tigerstar roared. This made Squirrelpaw laugh even harder. Now, tears were streaming down her face.

Hour 24

"TIME'S UP!" Kitty and Lexi screamed in unison. They gave Tigerstar and Squirrelpaw Voles and seated them. Since Brokenstar was co-host, he had to ask questions.

"Did you like being stuck in a room together?" He asked.

"NO!" Screamed Squirrelpaw. She threw her vole at Brokenstar.

"Shut up." Tigerstar muttered.

"Would you want to do it again?"

No one answered.

"Last question. If you did do it again, who would you be stuck with?"

"Brambleclaw." Squirrelpaw said immediately. She clapped her hands/paws over her mouth and blushed.

Tigerstar snickered and answered, "Hawkfrost. I could teach him a few things in 24 hours." He then mimicked a battle move, causing the set to crash.

"Oops."

To cover up, Kitty blocked the cameras and Lexi yelled, "See you next time on The Room!"