You know the story. This chapter is sort of funny, inspired by strawberry shortcakes, and of course, One X. I worship whatever/whoever gave us Three Days Grace, because they are such the best band ever.

Max: Ahem....What happened in that last chapter is so completely off base that we have tied the writer up and gave her a laptop to try and fix her mess. And she will, with this chapter.
Iggy: That was so screwed up. But she's right about Three Days Grace.
Fang: Hmph. That WAS screwed up. *slaps me*

Me:WHAT?!?! The readers like it!

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Breakfast was excellent. Iggy had outdone himself again. It was eggs(Don't ask where he got them, I don't know.) and a few berries we'd picked in the forest. Chef Ig had smashed the berries into paste, and poured the juice over some Twinkies we'd picked up(erm, stolen.) at a Seven-Eleven. Who knew Twinkies and berries were so good together?

"Max says your Twinkies were good." Angel stated matter-of-factly, obviously having read my mind.

Fang bust out laughing. I didn't get it. Iggy followed Fang's example.

"What!? I just liked my twinkie!" I said.

And then it hit me. Sexist. Pigs.

"WHAT THE HELL, FANG! You too, Iggy."I screamed.

I think the kids were confused, that was good. I didn't need to give "the talk", especially to Angel. Nudge was probably coming up to it here soon, and I was dreading it. Yuck.(If you haven't caught on yet, I'm glad. But you should've.) I sent the kids in the cave, and dragged my sexist pigs outside.

I realized that this was going to be a big thing, so I shoved Fang down. "What the fudge, Fang. You didn't need to do that! You know Angel is probably reading our minds, right? And I'll have to explain why you two thought Twinkie was so funny, if Angel doesn't first!"

I lifted them by thier shirttails, and practically felt the fire in my eyes. "If you think that I'm done with you two, you are sadly mistaken, my friends. I will injure you so badly, you'll think Fang got off easy when he went to the hospital. I will see you tonight, and you better not laugh about that. It's not funny."

I unfurled my wings, a menacing frown on my face, my eyes half-slanted. I lifted up off the ground, flapping my wings lightly, enjoying the looks on thier face silently. I dropped to the ground, turning. Then I walked into the cave to talk to the kids. Sure enough, they started in.

Nudge,"What's funny about Twinkie"
Gazzy,"Why did you try to hurt Fang and Iggy"
and then Angel."I...um, did read your minds. I know you tell me not to, but I can't. It's impossible. Did you know Fang actually thought you were serious about....the Twinkie? By the way, I still don't know what that means"

IGGY'S P.O.V

Holy. Freaking. Shit.

'I didn't know Max could get that angry', I thought. Her words were echoing through my head. Fang looked like he was the same. I turned toward Fang.

"Did you..." I started.

"No." Fang said, still looking in Max's direction(I think).

I got up to go after her, but Fang grabbed my ankle. "No, Iggy. Don't. Let her talk to them and calm down. She. Will. See. Us. Tonight."

I heard his wings open, and him flying lightly above me. I followed his lead, and took off in his direction.

We didn't talk for hours. Im fairly sure we were in Florida, but Fang and I had flown to probably Tennessee when I heard him turn back. We had only taken a few breaks, and Fang hadn't said a word. If I didn't follow his lead, he would drag me toward him.

"Why are we turning back?" I said, quietly.

"Max wants to see us, remember?" Fang was quiet the entire way back.

When we landed, Nudge rushed up, talking at half the speed of light. she hugged me, and then the rock that was Fang. I could tell he was pissed. Gazzy and Angel must've been asleep, because they didn't come toward us. I heard Max's faint steps in the sand. ___________________

MAX P.O.V

"Where did you two go?" I asked, not quite staring daggers, but close enough.

"Places." Fang said, noting that it was dark. I'm not sure Iggy had caught on yet.

"Nudge, please go to bed."

"But..."

"No. Go to bed." I said, forcefully. She trudged away. I stared at Fang. He seemed so....dark.

"You two....are in.....UGHHHH!" I screeched. Fang and Iggy smirked, and trudged to their sleeping spots.

I stared,a look of astonishment on my face. Those....two. Ugh. I followed them to my spot, and lay down.

Damn it.

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Hiding in the cupboard. Pray with me they don't find me! Next chapter has a lot more Miggy, and a little Fax. Hehe....You'll see. Read on, my pretties!