Don't own D. Gray Man. It belongs to Katsura Hoshino.

Laving Allen –Chapter two

Lavi had landed on Kanda. Luckily as he had stretched out his arms he avoided kissing him directly on the lips. However their faces were still about a centimetre apart and it could have almost looked like they were kissing if you didn't know any better.

Lenalee and Allen stared as Lavi leaped off the Japanese exorcist and began to run.

Step 1) …FAILED.

Allen

So okay, Allen could admit yesterday was a bit weird. After almost kissing Kanda, Lavi made a quick dash for it. Unfortunately he only ran two metres before hiding behind Allen.

This was not going to be Allen's lucky day, Kanda accused him of hiding the idiot and so brought Kanda's ire upon himself unintendedly. Allen then by default fell into his usual pattern when it comes to Kanda; this included insulting his hair and calling him a multitude of names which all seem to involve him of lacking in intelligence.

Allen is of course a bit hypocritical in that sense, since he didn't think before saying these things in retaliation and only made the Japanese man angrier.

The rest of the day consisted of Allen and Lavi been chased around by Kanda until dinner time when; Allen collapsed of hunger (he missed lunch), Lavi got smacked in the head by Bookman (for calling him panda Ji-ji as he ran by), and Kanda getting knocked out (surprisingly enough by Lenalee who hit him in the head with her clipboard only to find Komui had reinforced it with steel and concrete).

Allen decided he would try to make his day as normal as possible, well as normal as it could be in the Black Order. He also made a note to avoid Kanda.

So far Allen's short-term goals had been achieved. He exercised, went to breakfast and trained some more all without incident.

After his second round of training was when everything went wrong. He began to think (always a bad sign with the male species).

Why was everyone acting so weird yesterday? And why haven't I seen anyone today? Miranda and Krory are easily explained because they were doing additional training in the Asian branch. What about Lenalee, Lavi and Kanda though?

After musing through these questions while walking on his way to lunch he decided that he would try to find them (after he ate of course)

Lavi

Damn my head hurts, Lavi thought as he made his way to the cafeteria. Why did the Panda have to always hit him so hard?

While he was walking he met Lenalee and thy stopped to make conversation.

"Are you continuing with your plan?" Lenalee asked.

"Of course, yesterday was just a minor set back?" he said flippantly waving of the catastrophic events of the previous day as if nothing had happened.

"What are you plans for the next stage then?" Lenalee prompted him.

Lavi grinned. "I'm going to use another popular cliché in doujinshi and fan fiction to find out if Allen is gay or not of course."

Lenalee spazzed out like the fan girl she was. "Which one?"

OPERATION TEST THE MOYASHI'S RESOLVE AND SEE IF HE LIKES FAIRY BREAD AND IS GAY.

STEP 2) Convince Allen to play a game of truth or dare. Then proceed to ask him embarrassing and possibly revealing question about his sexual orientation.

Allen was eating his lunch in relative peace (it is the back order) when he found that he wouldn't have to search for his friends after all. Halfway through his meal Lavi approached him with Kanda and Lenalee trailing along behind him.

Allen smiled seeing them and invited them to sit with him, being the gentleman he is.

"Allen." Lavi began.

"Yes Lavi what is it?" Allen asked still scoffing down his food ravenously.

"Do you want to play a game with us?"

Allen stopped eating immediately. Allen isn't usually too perceptive when it comes to sensing deceit in others but he felt bound to be suspicious in this case. After all Lavi had asked him if he wanted to play a game with them. Them. That meant Kanda.

Never in his whole time with the order should Allen remember Kanda ever playing with anyone, or even being nice with anyone.

There was something seriously wrong with this.

"Kanda too?" Allen queried.

Lavi seeing his suspicion turned to Kanda to find an excuse.

"Che…Lenalee's threatened me." Kanda supplied.

"Yep," Lenalee caught on. "I'll tell Komui he tried to kiss me if he doesn't play."

Allen shuddered that was a good enough reason for any one to play a game, even Kanda.

"Okay, just let me finish my lunch."

Lavi

The plan was going perfectly. Allen had agreed to play a game with them, and he didn't even ask what it was. Thank god for that, if he knew he might have refused.

They were all four of them presently sitting around a small table in Lenalee's room drinking coffee before they began.

"Do you want to go first Allen or do you think we should flip a coin," Lenalee was asking Allen.

"I think we should flip its fairer that way. Also I still don't really know what I would have to do, I don't know what game we are playing."

"Oh, that's right isn't it. Well we're playing truth or dare." Lenalee responded carefully.

"What's that?" Allen asked while everyone sweat dropped.

"How can you not know that Baka Moyashi?" Kanda asked condescendingly

"I travelled with my master for Yonks remember. That is not a normal childhood experience. What is the point of the game and how do you play it?" Allen asked. He was now determined to play to defend himself against Kanda's reprove.

Thanks Kanda, Lavi laughed to himself. "The game consists of the first person asking truth or dare. When the person they are asking answers they either; ask them a question, if it's a truth; or tell them to do something, if it's a dare. Easy." Lavi explained.

Pulling out a coin Lavi got everyone to call out head or tail. When it landed on tails he got Lenalee and Kanda to call out again. Lenalee won that round and so won the privilege to go first.

She picked Kanda. "Truth or dare?"

"Dare," an obvious response.

"I dare you to go ask Jerry for a plate of mitarashi dango and the n sit down and eat it in the cafeteria."

Kanda grinned, this would be easy even though he detested the food it was an easy dare.

Half an hour later they returned from the cafeteria Kanda having completed his dare.

"That sucked I'll have to go puke later," he grimaced.

"It's your go now Lavi reminded him.

"Lavi, truth or dare." Kanda asked smirking slightly. Revenge is sweet.

"Um…truth."

"Have you ever had sex?" Lavi winced, Kanda sure was mean.

"What do you stipulate as sex?" Lavi was reduced to asking.

"Anything with your pants off," Lenalee started top giggle. This was great!

"Yes," Lavi answered.

"With who?" Lenalee asked.

Lavi was about to respond when he grinned. "Oh, no. One truth question only."

Allen

Well so far this game had been really interesting. It had lasted for a good four hours and so far they knew a number of new things.

Kanda could take a dare

Lavi was not a virgin.

Kanda had a fetish for cat ears.

Lenalee's brother had touched her ass.

Johnny had asked Allen out.

Bookmen naked was the scariest thing Lavi had ever seen.

Kanda had kissed his sword.

Lenalee liked boys.

Lavi was red haired everywhere.

Kanda did not do nudie runs.

Lenalee and Kanda had kissed.

Allen had done some exotic dancing and "entertaining" for Cross.

Allen was really not prepared for Lenalee's next dare however. It wasn't fair; it included doing more than one thing. First he had to kiss everyone in the room and then say who he liked kissing the most.

Not fair, Allen had only kissed one person before and that didn't count as it was Rhode (Road?). That had basically been lip rape.

Still Allen was not one to back away from a challenge. He decided to kiss Kanda first; it only had to be a peck really and he wouldn't have to do the others if Kanda killed him.

Leaning over the table Allen leaned forward and gave him a quick peck on the lips. Blushing furiously he pulled away and looked to see if Kanda was going to kill him.

Judging as how Kanda was sitting there looking furious and shaking with restrained anger it wasn't going to happen.

Allen moved on to Lenalee, seeing as she was sitting right next to him he stayed sitting down, and leaned over slightly. He also gave her a quick peck. They were both blushing afterwards and Lenalee was making weird squeaking noises.

Allen turned to Lavi and gulped. Lavi looked a little too excited, grinning like a madman. Still it was a dare, and he wasn't going to stop now. He had planned on the same type of kiss as he had had with the others when Lavi changed those plans. As soon as their lips touched Lavi pulled him close and really started to get into him. Lavi only pulled away from Allen when it became obvious he needed to breathe.

Lenalee had got bored and a bit disgusted and so had turned away from the display and were talking quietly. Lavi was lost in his own little world and was there fore out of it. Allen grinned he could make this work.

Lavi

That was awesome. Who knew I was such a good kisser? Oh wait…. I did. But who knew Allen was a great kisser too?

"So Allen now for the second part. Who was the best kiss?"

Lavi was sure it was going to be him. I mean their kiss lasted much longer than the others.

"Well?"

"Timcampy." Allen said grinning.

"WTF?" They stared at him.

"When and why did you do that?" Kanda yelled.

"While you were all distracted, and technically you said I had to kiss everybody in the room. Tim has a body."

STEP 2) …FAILED.

Rei; "Allen for someone as naïve as you are you sure can be devious."

Allen; "Thankyou."

Lavi; "Thankyou my arse. Why are you blocking my every attempt you stupid author?"

Allen; "I don't think you should call her names Lavi."

Lavi; "Why not?"

Rei; "I thought you where smarter than that Lavi. Oh well. I'll just have to punish you." *laughs evilly*

Allen; "Great now you've done it. There's nothing you can do to stop her when she gets like this. The next chapter id going to be really embarrassing now, thanks."