Get out of MY Room!
Chapter II: getting along.
Temari was utterly speechless, her brain and tongue unable to even form the simplest of words. "..." Was all she could say in her shock as she stood there wet and completely exposed to this kid who suddenly appeared in her room on one of the left bed. "..." was also all she could think of. It seemed an eternity had passed when not even a second had.
Finally one of them broke the silence. "If you want to get some clothes on I don't mind cause this is kinda awkward." The boy, named Shikamaru, stated with a completely uninterested look before going back to his game. Oh god...must stop looking Shikamaru thought repeatedly to himself in a panic but remained calm on the surface.
"What! Am I not good enough for you to look at!" Temari shouted and only noticed after the words had flown, what she had said.
"Excuse me?" Shikamaru asked, taking off the head phones and unconsciously looked back up.
"BAKA!" Temari managed to shout before running back into the bathroom and slamming the door shut.
"...Nice legs." Shikamaru commented to himself before the stair door swung opened and the two mother's bust in. "Yeah, you're kinda late." Shikamaru then pointed at the bathroom door. The two moms knew what had happened but the third parent didn't.
Shikaku walked out from behind his wife and her friend with a "What happened" look on his face which spoke. "What happened?" he asked.
"Basically how you met mom but without the booze and the creation of me." Shikamaru said with no emotion.
"So nothing bad." Shikaku stated and in an instant Yoshino slapped him without warning.
"Moron." Yoshino muttered. "This could scar the girl for life!" She yelled at Shikaku.
"You weren't." And once again another slap.
"Shut up and how the hell does Shikamaru even know how we met?" She questioned her husband.
"Hello, get him the hell out my room!" Temari shouted from inside the locked bathroom.
"Your room?!" Shikamaru shouted back. "I live here so get out of MY Room!"
"Oh god..." The three parents said at once as they shook their head.
10 minutes later...
The parents sat on one side of the table and the two kids on the other side. Temari was shifting around uncomfortable and looking away from Shikamaru. The lazy kid was just as calm and nonchalant as ever. "So, would anyone please tell me why she was in my room?" Shikamaru asked like it was completely annoying.
"Yeah, I'm so sorry that you had to look at that." Temari's words laced with deadly venom. "I'm the victim here asshole!" she shouted into his ear.
"Just please..." Shikamaru began. "Shut up or is that physically impossible for women to not talk every second of every day."
Shikaku grunted "Lets talk calmly before one of us gets killed." He suggested, wanting to just get to his liquor cabinet as soon as possible.
Temari's mother nodded in agreement. "Yes...so how did you guys forget about Shikamaru?" she asked Yoshino.
She shrugged in response. "With 12 kids we're lucky to remember which ones are which and Shikamaru isn't around much. Also I sometimes pack up his room when he's gone for a day or two." Yoshino explained.
"You serious forget about your kids?" Temari asked, trying to contain her laughter. Yoshino just smiled at Temari but her eyes said "I will kill you."
"Well I don't see what the big deal is? Just put her in the quest bedroom." Shikamaru suggested.
"No way am I bunking with my mom! You can bunk with your parents!" Temari continued to yell at Shikamaru.
Shikaku's eyes widened as he realized what Temari had just said. "No way, that would scar the kid for life." He blurted out.
"Well we could put Temari and her siblings in a room by themselves." Yoshino suggested and now it was Temari's turn to get bug eyed as she imagined sharing a room with her brothers. Gaara always staring at her and Kankuro stealing her make up. She shivered at such a thought.
"No...Way." Muttered Temari as if she'd just seen a ghost.
"Okay but what then? We can't move Shikamaru out of his own room? And we can't clear an entire room for Temari, most of the kids already have to share with two others." Yoshino stated.
"Just move him out of the damn room!" Temari yelled at the hostess but instantly regretted it.
Yoshino's eyes burned with fury and spite armed with a deadly smile. "You two are just gonna have to share the basement. Got it?" She stated more then suggested.
"What the Fuck!" Temari screamed as if somebody was trying to kill her.
"I agree with the stripper on this. What the Fuck!" Shikamaru commented.
'Yeah wait...what?" Temari began before Realizing that she had just been insulted.
"This discussion is over. Have fun." Yoshino ended the conversation with a smile.
"I see sit-com. The stripper and Lazy genius show." Shikaku joked as he stood up and slapped Shikamaru on the back. "Good luck."
The parents left and now the two stunned teenagers were sitting at the table alone, stunned.
Finally Temari spoke. "Please tell me your gay."
"After living with you I might be." Shikamaru replied, seriously.
An hour later
Temari and Shikamaru were busy setting their room up. Shikamaru got the left side and Temari got the right side, the one with the bathroom and closet. Shikamaru was sorting his stuff from the boxes his mother had packed them in. "Your mom serious packs up your stuff whenever you leave?" Temari asked and Shikamaru just nodded. "Talk about detachment issues." Temari laughed. Shikamaru stayed silent as he went through the box.
Temari shrugged and went back to work on her side of the room. She was mostly just hanging up posters and a few drawings. Shikamaru didn't mind terribly till Temari put up a Twilight poster. Shikamaru took one glance and grunted.
"No way is a poster of some half naked werewolf guy gonna be hanging in my room." Shikamaru explained.
"YOUR room! No this is MY room! You just sleep here and his name is Jacob." Temari yelled at her new Room Mate.
"This is MY room and I don't give a rats ass as to who the hell he is. All I know is that he's a character in the worst books ever." Shikamaru shouted back.
"Worst book ever my ass. The Twilight series is the best." Temari screamed with a ferocity unknown to man kind.
"Oh please. Steven king, the king of writers, has even said that the books pretty much suck." Shikamaru stated, matter-O-factly.
"Oh so just because some old guy says Twilight stinks that is how it is?" Temari felt her blood boiling with every second.
"Yeah because that Old guy is the most famed author alive." Shikamaru snapped back in reply.
"Have you ever even read the books!" Temari screamed in Shikamaru's face, causing his ears to ring.
"No I haven't but human leeches are not romantic!"
"Oh yeah and what the hell do you know about Romance? Your a guy, you know nothing of that!" Temari's and Shikamaru's voices carried up to the 1st floor where Shikaku and Yoshino laid on the couch, watching TV.
"Didn't you make the basement sound proof?" Yoshino asked her husband.
"I did." A annoyed Shikaku replied before turning the volume up to high. "2 weeks of chores says Shikamaru is gonna break first." He stated.
"I see your 2 weeks and raise you 3 that Temari is gonna break first." Yoshino replied.
"Your on." He replied before they kissed.
Heya, yeah I know bad chapter. I don't do dialog very well. Well now that the base chapters are up and setting the scene please review, Reviews make me write faster. I will try to update once a week or two or every 5 reviews give a few days. I already see 1 review and several favorites and alerts so that's good and thank you angelkitty for being the first to review and show your support.
Also soon other Naruto characters are gonna show up such as the main teams. Also please if you like this story check out my other Shikamaru and Temari story.
One last thing...
Am I the only who thinks that they should change the Shows name to Shikamaru?
Once again please review.