Gaz's bad day Ch. 2
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Gaz ran in terror as the mob chased her...however as she was running through the streets-
"Mommy, why is that ugly boy naked?"
"EWWW! I'M Off girls forever!"
"GAH! HE'S so ugly! My eyes burn!"
Gaz's fast went hot with tears as these numerous taunts shattered her ego...however her vision was so blurry with tears-
CRACK!
-That she didn't see the hydrant until she ran her crotch right into it. Gaz cried out in pain as she learned the hard way that 'groin shots' could hurt girls too...and apparently could start your first period several years ahead of schedule...
She was in so much pain that she didn't notice the chihuahua sniff her or raise it's leg-
GAH!
-She DID notice when it peed in her mouth though... but Before she could ruthlessly attempt to bite off it's wiener in retaliation-
THERE SHE IS!
The snobs came upon her and beat her to a bloody pulp...
BRING OUT THE TAR AND FEATHERS!
Gaz screamed as they poured hot tar over her whole body, she could practically feel her flesh bubble and melt as they put feathers on her, tied her to a splintery rail and rode her out of town...
And into a KFC-
"EWW! THIS CHICKEN IS UGLY AS SIN!" Shouted an employee...then he shrugs. "Eh, but I guess chicken is chicken."
Gaz was in too much pain, and her mouth was too fused shut to protest as she was tossed into the deep fryer...
Dib laughed. SWEET CATHARSIS! He made his decision and turned to Zim. "I've decided! This is too good to end here! I want to go to phase two!"
Zim smirked. "We discussed this..."
"Yeah! I know! That costs extra! I don't care! GO FOR IT! BUT THIS BETTER BE WORTH IT!"
Zim laughed. "A year without you interfering AND you wearing a ballerina costume for said year...Oh don't worry Dib...I'll make her scream!"
"AND I'LL MAKE BISCUITS!" Screamed Gir happily as Zim worked his 'magic'...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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